I promise i’m not a child

by balkanxoslut

47 Comments

  1. Even a child eats healthier than this.

    My kid will look at that plate and ask for some fish or broccoli

  2. monet_trees

    I’ve never seen that elf movie, but I imagine this would fit right in.

  3. AmyGiacomelli

    Charlie Brown Thanksgiving meal prepared by Snoopy

  4. Al_Mahroom

    Not a single speck of fiber in this photo. Your mouth will thank you for this meal, but your bottom half won’t

  5. Darkhallows27

    Some days this is the thing that hits. I feel you 👏

  6. Rackoons

    Pretty upset you didn’t put a single nutter butter on this plate…

  7. bagoboners

    You have things touching that shouldn’t be touching. You really gonna eat that cookie after it’s been sitting under that wing?

  8. CMDR_ETNC

    You might have aged out of the textbook definition but you’re clinging solidly to the spirit of childhood.

    Namely a complete disregard for what’s going into your body. They at least have the excuse of ignorance in most cases… what’s your excuse?

    Mine is usually “I like junk food and the world is going to hell so I’m gonna smile on the ride”

  9. the_proudrebel

    Grade 6 Halloween party at school vibes

  10. Practical-Bobcat-933

    When you had four bowls for breakfast but only one was cereal

  11. Outside_Natural5914

    Your stomach is gonna hurt so bad lol

  12. Able_Analysis8032

    Ngl those lifesaver gummies shut me up well played.

  13. Fearless_Fortune9198

    I’m not judging what’s on the plate at all, just the fact it’s all on there together! Why is the candy touching the pizza 😭Why are the cookies touching the chicken 😭

  14. Constant-Still-8443

    This is basically what my meals look like in college

  15. azaghal1502

    Yes you are.

    Child is not an age, it’s a state of mind.

  16. Certain-Pension3685

    My 13 year old self just shat with joy!

  17. Lightbringer7777

    I’d eat it!
    But if those are just plain breadsticks, I would have to have something to dip them in. 😋

  18. bapatasix

    Only an adult could assemble such a plate with no shame. Eat heartily, for you are using your adulthood as intended

  19. Banjo_Kazooieballs

    This is a glucose nightmare, dear God

  20. Solid_blueberry_5422

    This feels like a period dinner on a Friday night
    And or a break up mid day, lights off, shades drawn lunch with a rom com.

  21. SkepticalSpiderboi

    Didn’t see the sub name at first and my immediate thought was “god I want this”. After seeing it I still want it (minus the wings tho since I don’t eat chicken)

  22. FelineSilver253

    Hiding half the breadsticks under the pizza. 8/10

  23. TundraYote

    Would you also have a strong aversion to social interaction by chance?

  24. Excellent_Law6906

    No, you’re not a child. You’re three children in a trenchcoat.

  25. New_Actuary5577

    I know a ‘boy dinner’ when I see one.
    It’s like ‘girl dinner’, just worse.😂😂

  26. WeirdSysAdmin

    Finally, someone I could cook for while I’m depressed.

  27. Mzkitty09

    When you’re 11 and mom leaves you $20 for dinner

  28. DarkManX437

    This is the most “Mom can’t tell me no” meal I’ve ever seen.

  29. coolcommando123

    The resilience of the human body is amazing. It’s crazy that there’s probably people out there who eat like this daily and are kinda ok.