New Vantablack Discovered

by eskermo_ossy

37 Comments

  1. Can perfectly burnt be a thing? About as perfectly burnt as can be…

  2. EmpressLlamaLegs

    Crack that thing open like a geode, the inside might still be good lol

  3. RhubarbJam1

    Anish Kapoor will be sending you a cease and desist 🤣

  4. Missing the crumb shot …. Probably with an axe … or saw.

  5. LtColShinySides

    If baking doesn’t work out, you can always manufacture cannonballs for the British Admiralty.

  6. Looks like the lump of coal Santa left in your stocking (which was hung by the chimney with care)

  7. hybridaaroncarroll

    You know tomorrow is the anniversary of the Vesuvius eruption in 79AD. Panis quadratus reference.

  8. Lepke2011

    I mean, look at the bright side. It’ll never go stale.

  9. Doesn’t look like anything to me…😵‍💫

  10. Captain_Deleb

    I would cast this in resin and hang it in the kitchen somewhere lol, like a cast iron statue of the perfect loaf lmao

  11. Empanatacion

    That’s just caramelization. It’s a French thing. You wouldn’t understand.

  12. abracadaccord

    This actually happened to me with a wood oven as well,
    I couldn’t wait and peeked in after not even fifteen minutes to find all loafs carbonized.
    Very disappointed and kind of angry at myself for not realizing the oven was way too hot but out of any better idea, I took one and proceeded to cut it open, right in the middle. The result was interesting, it had all layers of cooking from raw dough in the center to almost bluish carbonization on the crust.
    The other loaves I let bake longer. They were beautiful and also very good, I kind of had to peel the crust off like with a fresh coconut, cutting through the burnt part and giving a new polygon like shape.
    The burnt part will stick a bit to the knife, like it has some kind of greasy stick to it.
    Also, if you let it dry, only the inner part will dry, the crust being beyond dry, and will shrink a bit so you can manage to keep the burnt crust like some kind of shell if you manage not to break it in the process.

  13. It’s perfect for the next BBQ… It’s charcoal!

    Srs though man that sucks, I bet it was delicious.