Is this a world’s first? Or is anyone else breeding assault-sourdough that tries to kill them and not go down without a fight?
by Alakazam___
29 Comments
oogieboogiexo
That’s metal as fvck
SmoothBrainMillenial
Now that’s a good crumb
FlyingSteamGoat
I bled from fondling a burnt ear.
OperationAway4687
Lol, it does look like you have quite a bit of color on your crust. I prefer my loaf don’t bite back, personally 😮
profoma
I used to cut myself weekly working in a bakery bagging bread. Slide that ear along the back of your thumb knuckle a few times and then that cut just never fucking goes away. Also, I wouldn’t compare bread cuts to paper cuts. They are much fatter and differently unpleasant, in my experience.
sloan-so-bad69
Was it on point
bc19059
I had the same thing happen to my cheek!! I was eating a slice like a slob as a midnight snack. felt the scratch but didn’t think anything of it. looked in the mirror the next morning and about fell over when I saw a legit cut on my face
Designohmatic
They say a knife isn’t yours until it draws your blood. Congrats! This is your bread!
muadib1158
By definition, this is not a paper cut.
#pedantic
kaptaincorn
You may have the scruvy
pipehonker
Technically NOT a paper cut then…
averagejosh
Talk about a slice of sourdough!
2020grilledcheese
I recently chipped a tooth on sourdough.
dansteeyo
Start cutting your bread with that crust I guess
Kind_Presence_7211
Cut the roof of my mouth with crust, especially after toasted. Was at the hygenist who was quite concerned about the blister, lol. I said it’s just my usual sourdough crust cut.
Addapost
I broke a tooth and it cost me $10,000. True story
OmniumAlpha
You have discovered the dreaded “Bread Cut”! The nastiest of minor injuries. You must now eat your finger, lest you turn into a Loaf.
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That’s metal as fvck
Now that’s a good crumb
I bled from fondling a burnt ear.
Lol, it does look like you have quite a bit of color on your crust. I prefer my loaf don’t bite back, personally 😮
I used to cut myself weekly working in a bakery bagging bread. Slide that ear along the back of your thumb knuckle a few times and then that cut just never fucking goes away. Also, I wouldn’t compare bread cuts to paper cuts. They are much fatter and differently unpleasant, in my experience.
Was it on point
I had the same thing happen to my cheek!! I was eating a slice like a slob as a midnight snack. felt the scratch but didn’t think anything of it. looked in the mirror the next morning and about fell over when I saw a legit cut on my face
They say a knife isn’t yours until it draws your blood. Congrats! This is your bread!
By definition, this is not a paper cut.
#pedantic
You may have the scruvy
Technically NOT a paper cut then…
Talk about a slice of sourdough!
I recently chipped a tooth on sourdough.
Start cutting your bread with that crust I guess
Cut the roof of my mouth with crust, especially after toasted. Was at the hygenist who was quite concerned about the blister, lol. I said it’s just my usual sourdough crust cut.
I broke a tooth and it cost me $10,000. True story
You have discovered the dreaded “Bread Cut”! The nastiest of minor injuries. You must now eat your finger, lest you turn into a Loaf.
I can hear Homer Simpson yelling “Dough!”
>paper cut
https://preview.redd.it/qrbhipkduvkf1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b81c0bf4bd7eaf630ac19f2e1397039a865c8b
Death by a thousand crusts
I’ve done this so many times!
When I did insurance claims, the most common fracture was a tooth broken on bread.
Shit happens every time.
For bread so delicious, it exacts a special price.
that’s a thick ass crust unless my eyes are playing tricks on me haha
Happen to me today and also the other day!
I’ve done this but I’d blocked out the memory until now. 😂 It’s like a papercut if the paper was serrated 😖
Cut my finger into pieces, this is my sourdough 🎵
That’s just part of the sour dough experience except it’s happening in your mouth when you have missing teeth