The worst pizza I’ve ever seen. Carrots and parsnips with 3 pieces of zucchini
by No-Communication5268
27 Comments
KingFernando532
Carrots, parsnips, and zucchinis are 3 things I never thought would be on the same pizza.
Mister-Butterswurth
Ya know, maybe I’m gonna be in the minority here, but I think I’d give it a try.
Dom_iik
EW WHAT THE FUCK?! GUILTY!
Consistent_Ad3181
Just guilty ffs
dom_bul
Also a margherita pizza is already vegetarian
JackStevenson40
I would not eat it, but at least it looks somehow like a pizza
Hairburt_Derhelle
Price?
laalunaas
This is a sad looking pizza
Sorenduscai
They really went into the freezer and grabbed the assorted vegetable bag, ate most of it on a salad and threw the rest on your food after it was out the oven …
Technically not guilty. It’s a pizza. But fuck this individual in particular.
bizoticallyyours83
It looks like someone puked on it. Ugh.
reddituserperson1122
I cannot stay neutral about this crime against pizza.
2020mademejoinreddit
Come on Switzerland…Seriously…come on…What are you doing? All that gold and you come up with this?
flyinthevaseline1312
The pizza is a crime as well as eating it with a fork and knife…
k2718
Send em to ol’ sparky!!
richyyoung
It could work…. BUT NOT LIKE THIS GUIIIIILTY
Over_Writing467
So much for the Swiss reputation for quality work.
4HobsInATrenchCoat
Hmm, ugly, but not criminal.
Not guilty
RememberNichelle
Why is this not roesti pizza?
You could have potato roesti all over, and then sprinkle small colorful roasted bits of vegetable all over, and then you’d have pizza sauce on top of that nice crust. And there’d be onions, which I don’t see on there.
Roasted parsnips are very nice and sweet, but you need much thinner slices.
FetusExplosion
I mean, it still looks like a pizza. Not the best but it’s pizza. Toppings are just a bit odd but that’s no crime.
Dangerous_Ad_6101
Present-Smoke4674
Straight to execution
therlwl
Is no one commenting on how bad the crust looks? Your crust should not be a cracker.
civver3
I feel like there’s a good way to do this. Root vegetables are satisfying IMO…maybe if they were was roasted and seasoned?
Old_Barnacle7777
Actually, I believe this is your punishment for ordering pizza in Switzerland. While the phrase is “When in Rome, eat like the Romans” my mother always jokingly said “When in Rome, eat Roman candles”.
NoBonus6969
I don’t know why people don’t just order cheese when they are traveling to known pizza terror list countries. Ordering toppings is on you
ThatDeuce
I would try this.
miwe77
looks legit. it’s vegetarian alright!
the real question is: is vegetarian pizza a crime in and by itself?
27 Comments
Carrots, parsnips, and zucchinis are 3 things I never thought would be on the same pizza.
Ya know, maybe I’m gonna be in the minority here, but I think I’d give it a try.
EW WHAT THE FUCK?! GUILTY!
Just guilty ffs
Also a margherita pizza is already vegetarian
I would not eat it, but at least it looks somehow like a pizza
Price?
This is a sad looking pizza
They really went into the freezer and grabbed the assorted vegetable bag, ate most of it on a salad and threw the rest on your food after it was out the oven …
Technically not guilty. It’s a pizza. But fuck this individual in particular.
It looks like someone puked on it. Ugh.
I cannot stay neutral about this crime against pizza.
Come on Switzerland…Seriously…come on…What are you doing? All that gold and you come up with this?
The pizza is a crime as well as eating it with a fork and knife…
Send em to ol’ sparky!!
It could work…. BUT NOT LIKE THIS GUIIIIILTY
So much for the Swiss reputation for quality work.
Hmm, ugly, but not criminal.
Not guilty
Why is this not roesti pizza?
You could have potato roesti all over, and then sprinkle small colorful roasted bits of vegetable all over, and then you’d have pizza sauce on top of that nice crust. And there’d be onions, which I don’t see on there.
Roasted parsnips are very nice and sweet, but you need much thinner slices.
I mean, it still looks like a pizza. Not the best but it’s pizza. Toppings are just a bit odd but that’s no crime.
Straight to execution
Is no one commenting on how bad the crust looks? Your crust should not be a cracker.
I feel like there’s a good way to do this. Root vegetables are satisfying IMO…maybe if they were was roasted and seasoned?
Actually, I believe this is your punishment for ordering pizza in Switzerland. While the phrase is “When in Rome, eat like the Romans” my mother always jokingly said “When in Rome, eat Roman candles”.
I don’t know why people don’t just order cheese when they are traveling to known pizza terror list countries. Ordering toppings is on you
I would try this.
looks legit. it’s vegetarian alright!
the real question is: is vegetarian pizza a crime in and by itself?