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I prepared a microwave yakisoba packet but the instructions lied to me


I prepared a microwave yakisoba packet but the instructions lied to me

by SecondWorld1198

31 Comments

  1. Cashewkin

    It was just a glorb. Literally just a block.

  2. ItsOKtoFuckingSwear

    What did the instructions say, to just put the brick into the microwave and give it a go?

  3. firemarshalbill

    I’m sure it wasn’t going to be amazing. But you definitely fucked this up, not the package. Water was listed somewhere.

  4. Witchwonk

    Usually you’ve gotta put a tablespoon of water in the noods and cover em.

  5. Gumnutbaby

    The yaki in yakisoba means fried. Whatever this travesty is, don’t insult us by calling it yakisoba

  6. SecondWorld1198

    Damn I’m getting roasted more than my dinner

  7. Slinkenhofer

    My man, the middle was scorched more than the outside. That’s not how microwaves work. You fucked up something extra special here

  8. Apprehensive-Till861

    What wattage is your microwave, and did you adjust the setting down from high?

  9. Ravey_Daveys_Gravy

    instructions or not how did you think this would work? Use the 🧠 cells my dude

  12. lemonloth

    It actually reminds me of the time when my flatmate and I wanted to defrost a bun in the microwave, and the middle of the bun turned into charcoal and caught on fire, it even had a little flame coming out of it. Sometimes you can open the gates of hell with a microwave, but next time wait till the demon comes through.

  13. SoulStar1000

    id like to say we all learn at some point, but thats just funny 😂😂

  14. YellowCulottes

    Are you sure that on the front of the packet it doesn’t say “just add water and microwave for 4 minutes?”

  15. CoollinMann

    Ya’ll are looking at directions for instant noodles? You gotta be pretty fucking dumb not to cook an instant packet of noodles with water lmao

  17. Apprehensive_Trash42

    Look, I get it didn’t explicitly say to add water but common sense should tell you it needs some water in order to cook it.

  19. robinrod

    the package said to add sauce and vegetables and cover it. i don’t see the vegetables and did you cover it so the moisture doesnt evaporate? if you don’t add vegetables or anything that has a water content and you also don’t cover it (idk if you did), thats on you.

  21. SnarkyOtterBob

    This is what they feed you in Dante’s 3rd circle of hell

  23. ImperturbableGoose

    Youre supposed to cook the noodles in the oil in the first step

  25. KernunQc7

    What’s wrong dear? You haven’t even touched your charcoaled spaghetti.

  27. maxisamoose

    OMG! This exact thing happened to me too! I got this packet from Tokyo central and it said to just throw it in the microwave for 5 minutes. Bam – came out as an inedible brick just like your picture 😭

  28. spiritual_healingx

    How do you fuck up ramen? Op are you okay?

  29. StrengthBetter

    Well the instructions didn’t explicitly say to turn off my oven after I’m done so I just won’t do it. Bruh you didn’t even try to give it a thought

  30. UnlikelyCarpenter314

    Yeah you definitely can’t cook

  31. Niptaa

    What Wattage is your microwave? Japanese microwaves tend to be around 500 watts whereas American microwaves are around 600-1200 so if the person translating the package didn’t account for the different microwave strengths in other countries, you’ll have to use the power function to lower it. But Japanese packaging usually says what wattage so you just need to know yours