Yeah life in prison seams alright for your crimes with Pickles



by AlwaysBlaze_

36 Comments

  1. CornbreadRed84

    I would try this after a couple bowls. It’s possible I already have but don’t remember.

  2. kelinakat

    I….. am intrigued. I would actually try this. maybe with a pickle that’s fresher and crisper than a Vlasic though.

  3. Iamnotveryappetizing

    Who the fuck cuts pickels in the air

  4. Puzzleheaded-Dog1872

    I could eat it.

    I wouldn’t want to.

    But I could eat it.

  5. God it’s always he hands in these for me. I don’t care if you wanna eat something wild. He doesnt have to manhandle the pickle, and he needs to learn how to use a paring knife. He’s gunna end up with a slice of the side of his knuckle or the tip of his finger in his gross ass salad.

  6. Would this be really good for hydration? Those are just both things that (separately) I have heard are good for that.

  7. hollowbolding

    nah i could see it working. unlike however way this guy is chosing to handle that knife.

  8. lylertila

    Shit got desperate after Katrina, but we were still supposed to save our humanity!

  9. OdinsLightning

    That would taste so good. Sweet with the vinegar and salt. Sign me up. FYI if you like things sweet and sour. its likely vinegar giving that kick.

  10. I mean…I salt my watermelon, but im not sure how salt and vinegar would taste on it.

  11. skankyhunk

    I’m polish and once again I don’t know if this is the most pro or the most anti polish thing I have seen on this sub

  12. Holy_juggerknight

    Honestly, while I hate it, just let the man enjoy his fruit bowl

  13. choralmaster

    Pickled watermelon rind is a thing. Maybe he wanted a sweeter version of it?

  14. This might actually be quite good

    It isn’t stupid just because you don’t like the flavor

  15. WitcherRenteria

    I don’t even care about the pickle and watermelon combo, but Vlasic? You fucking sicko.

  16. People eat pickled watermelon rind, but I have not had the pleasure. Might be good

  17. Sage_King_The_Rabbit

    I mean hydration wise. This is actually pretty healthy, I wouldn’t do it with the type of pickles he’s using, but maybe with some good dill pickles, If anything, I’d imagine it would make the sweetness of the watermelon stronger

  18. LastChans1

    Are those dill pickles or are those bread and butter pickles? One is life sentence, the other is gen pop, tell the others what he’s in for, AND THEN, turn off the cameras.

  19. Consistent_Yoghurt_4

    Balsamic vinegar 🔥 on watermelon, so I can ssoorrtt of understand

  20. ltsmash1200

    I bet it’s not bad. I always thought peanut butter and pickles sounded terrible but Sandwiches of History said it was good so I gave it a shot and…it works.

    You can pickle watermelon. People put salt on watermelon.

  21. I love both of these things, and im pretty sure pickled watermelon is a thing, so id give it a go

  22. WiseSalamander00

    ok it is weird but I at least can see the appeal of the watermelon combined with the acidity of the pickle… add some Tajín and it would be the bomb.

  23. bruceadelia

    You put some chamoy/tajin on it and you could probably sell it for like $7 a cup lol

  24. Geno_Warlord

    Pickles and watermelon is far from bad. It’s not perfect but sour with watermelon is a staple in the south. Chamoy or Tajin seasoning add a nice flavor to the watermelon.

  25. disappointednglbruh

    Yo put aside the food for a second, that countertop is fuck ugly. It looks dirty, like there’s dirt smears all over it.

  26. Jellyswim_

    I mean watermelon with salt on it is fantastic, I cant imagine this would be that bad.