Charcuterie board, but i’m drunk and made this after the head chef and i had a one night stand and called me “mentally slow” in bed.
Charcuterie board, but i’m drunk and made this after the head chef and i had a one night stand and called me “mentally slow” in bed.
by BigBradAZ
33 Comments
BigBradAZ
Sorry i’m new at this. I’m FoH but reLLy reslect your craft.
TheActualAWdeV
yeah I’ve been drunk like that. Is the sponge part of it?
BigBradAZ
I lost the blueberry
LuluBelle_Jones
The knife cuts on the hotdogs are fairly impressive considering you’re drunk, but WTF is that sponge doing on your plate?!?,
lucentweeping77
I’m sorry?
AccomplishedMess648
Best. Drunk. Post. Breakup. Charcuterie. Board. Ever.
RubenOV04
Imagine a ramp on this, next to the sponge
BigBradAZ
I think god is calling me slurs from the heavens for this
nsfvvvv
Where is the ramp?
___underscored
drink water and go to bed!
Shmectacular
So many thoughts about this but I’m drunk too and would eat the fuck outta that right now.
Argon847
Single blueberry really makes the plate. I love how the blue sponge and blueberry complement each other here!
PM-me-spastic-potato
Mentally slow in bed, what does that even mean 😭🤣 he sounds like a dick
Herpinheim
Who needs a charcuterie ramp when we have a charcuterie tramp instead lol but seriously that’s the best drunk plating I’ve ever seen
Euphoric-Blueberry37
33 comments, 3 people typing… were on a fuckin winner here.. would smash that plate in 3 seconds
I_SHALL_CONSUME
You’re a legend for doing this. Any one-night stand who makes this for me while drunk as fuck would have my eternal respect. I’d fucking consumer every single thing on that plate, shovel that shit into my mouth. Booze makes me hungry, and banging makes me HUNGRY
BigBradAZ
Im munching on salami whike y’all comment on my abonination of meat. This meat obelisk is fucking yuumi asf so zonf be jealoud
NarrowCarpet4026
revjor
Snackupuncture.
ShadyCracker
op having 1 post that’s just their dick, 2 about their nipples hurting from eating buldak ramen and then this masterpiece culinary feat is a story that writes itself
FatGimp
Well, I found out what the Big in your name is about.
Check his post history, everybody.
gayorangejuice
r/kitchencels
Alaskimo
I’m guessing your place because this looks like a lot of food to be found in a chef’s fridge, plus gummy worms.
saladman425
I want everyone later from now to know a SHITLOAD of the comments in this thread were made within 15 minutes of each other
I am not sure what I like more. The lonely solitary olive, or the scoop of something (is it hummus or peanut butter) where you just went “fuck it” and plonked the spoon down.
rhk_ch
OP, you are the hero we all need in these challenging times. We salute you and your charcuterie
MortaBella77
I’ve got it!!! Ok, here goes. OP is a very complicated sadomasochist. While the hot dogs cut into tiny pieces symbolize his internal rage and desire to harm his lover(s), the gummy worms lovingly tucked into a blanket/bed of salami symbolize his need to be nurtured. The hummus symbolizes his blended emotions. The sponge is to wipe away his tears and also symbolizes that he feels the need to sterilize himself. The avocado symbolizes how quickly his emotions turn (since it quickly browns) and represent his unstable mental state. The “O” faces on the crackers symbolize his need for connection through orgasm whereas the single blueberry symbolizes that that need is seldom met, hence blue balls. The poorly cut cheese symbolizes that he can’t be trusted with a knife. And the single chicken wing? remains a mystery to be carried to the grave.
CandyCrisis
Wait, so the chef had sex with you then immediately called you stupid??
33 Comments
Sorry i’m new at this. I’m FoH but reLLy reslect your craft.
yeah I’ve been drunk like that. Is the sponge part of it?
I lost the blueberry
The knife cuts on the hotdogs are fairly impressive considering you’re drunk, but WTF is that sponge doing on your plate?!?,
I’m sorry?
Best. Drunk. Post. Breakup. Charcuterie. Board. Ever.
Imagine a ramp on this, next to the sponge
I think god is calling me slurs from the heavens for this
Where is the ramp?
drink water and go to bed!
So many thoughts about this but I’m drunk too and would eat the fuck outta that right now.
Single blueberry really makes the plate. I love how the blue sponge and blueberry complement each other here!
Mentally slow in bed, what does that even mean 😭🤣 he sounds like a dick
Who needs a charcuterie ramp when we have a charcuterie tramp instead lol but seriously that’s the best drunk plating I’ve ever seen
33 comments, 3 people typing… were on a fuckin winner here.. would smash that plate in 3 seconds
You’re a legend for doing this. Any one-night stand who makes this for me while drunk as fuck would have my eternal respect. I’d fucking consumer every single thing on that plate, shovel that shit into my mouth. Booze makes me hungry, and banging makes me HUNGRY
Im munching on salami whike y’all comment on my abonination of meat. This meat obelisk is fucking yuumi asf so zonf be jealoud
Snackupuncture.
op having 1 post that’s just their dick, 2 about their nipples hurting from eating buldak ramen and then this masterpiece culinary feat is a story that writes itself
Well, I found out what the Big in your name is about.
Check his post history, everybody.
r/kitchencels
I’m guessing your place because this looks like a lot of food to be found in a chef’s fridge, plus gummy worms.
I want everyone later from now to know a SHITLOAD of the comments in this thread were made within 15 minutes of each other
65 comments in 38 minutes
What a post title lmao
https://preview.redd.it/83jnan3pf5lf1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42470ba5aff29604afc4bc0a580dc565dbdd928
What’s going on here, exactly?
The gummiworms is what ties the whole thing together. Genius.
This might be the thread of the year.
https://preview.redd.it/xbfyo92pi5lf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d600605b14cd896cda3b9f46fe14a563b38c460
Perfect ad
I am not sure what I like more. The lonely solitary olive, or the scoop of something (is it hummus or peanut butter) where you just went “fuck it” and plonked the spoon down.
OP, you are the hero we all need in these challenging times. We salute you and your charcuterie
I’ve got it!!! Ok, here goes. OP is a very complicated sadomasochist. While the hot dogs cut into tiny pieces symbolize his internal rage and desire to harm his lover(s), the gummy worms lovingly tucked into a blanket/bed of salami symbolize his need to be nurtured. The hummus symbolizes his blended emotions. The sponge is to wipe away his tears and also symbolizes that he feels the need to sterilize himself. The avocado symbolizes how quickly his emotions turn (since it quickly browns) and represent his unstable mental state. The “O” faces on the crackers symbolize his need for connection through orgasm whereas the single blueberry symbolizes that that need is seldom met, hence blue balls. The poorly cut cheese symbolizes that he can’t be trusted with a knife. And the single chicken wing? remains a mystery to be carried to the grave.
Wait, so the chef had sex with you then immediately called you stupid??