Robbery in progress, send all available units

by Stranger1982

21 Comments

  1. TheCarbonthief

    What is the charge, eating a MEAL? A succulent pizza meal?

  2. utterlyuncool

    They’re holding it by the crust and obviously intend to eat it. Prosecutor has no way of proving it’s a robbery, maybe they paid for it.

    I call for acquital and an apology from the accuser to the innocent cat, who is obviously being the best boy/girl.

  3. Playful_Judge_9942

    Stealing is a crime yes but this is not a pizza crime. I don’t see anything wrong with that slice.

  4. CapTexAmerica

    Did he put some weird topping on it first? Looks innocent to me…

  5. VincetheVance

    YOU DIDN’T SEE NOTHING! – The cat, probably

  6. Classic-Exchange-511

    You’re just gonna assume the cat didn’t pay for it? Maybe he was gifted a slice by his neighbors because of all the help he gives them with the rat problem?

  7. Pitiful_Bunch_2290

    ![gif](giphy|h0ZVPlgANH8UJ5JjPv|downsized)

  8. VillageBeneficial637

    This is a feliney crime lock him up

  9. Looks like it used to be a 2 topper pizza with stuffed crust trust me im a detective

  10. Ok-Big2807

    How you gonna just to conclusions? Maybe they’re delivering to subway rat?

  11. ilikeanime1234567890

    Oh man you can tell that chunky boy has a love for pizza.