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by Right-Condition5409

28 Comments

  1. yeroldfatdad

    Why was it voided? Was it because the kitchen said no? Or because the ticket was made wholly to show here?

  2. Specialist-Fill24

    Hope that server is comfortable with knives, as I’m pretty sure I don’t have dinosaur shaped burgers on the menu. Kthx

  3. NotMyFirst_LastName

    I’d like to add a slice of pizza from the restaurant down the street. Please make sure it has at least 5 pieces of pepperoni and is properly crispy on the bottom.

    Fire the waiter that typed this in and didn’t just outright tell the customer no.

  4. Never seen a posi system that let’s you type that much

  5. CherryThePotato

    “I need my blueberries spread EVENLY on my pancakes!” Yea let me just grab my protractor

  6. Just….don’t go out at eat at this point, people.

  7. Elegant-Basil1117

    A manager was messing with a server and the kitchen and sent a grilled cheese with no cheese under one of the servers numbers

  8. Actually fuck it I’d do it. Not every day I get to seriously wound myself trying to carve a thagomizer out of a patty

  9. JelmerMcGee

    Back when the Star wars sequels were coming out I had a woman call and ask for a pizza made in the shape of the round robot, BB or something, for her son’s birthday. While talking to her I pulled up a picture and tried to think how I would do it. I decided it wasn’t something we would be able to accommodate.

    Hoo boy did she get mad. Like I ended up hanging up on her as she screamed at me for ruining her son’s birthday. She left at least three reviews that I was aware of. Make it yourself you lazy bitch.

  10. UnicorncreamPi

    If it had mac n cheese sub instead of cornchips you know it’s a DDLG couple

  11. flydespereaux

    All jokes aside, if a customer comes in and says my kid is autistic and he only eats Dino shaped things and ketchup. Im going to take that as a challenge and produce something worthy of a king in the year 2343.

  12. zazasfoot

    Yeah the big red “VOIDED” doesnt even begin to do it justice. I’d legit fight the server that rang that in. 

  13. i__hate__stairs

    I had a regular once that would send back his burger if the pickle was it he was not perfectly centered in the middle of his burger so that he could have a taste of pickle in every bite. And he only wanted one pickle slice goddamn it.

    Oh, and the lady that would come in for French onion soup with all the fucking onions strained out.

  14. LadyOfTheNutTree

    Even if this isn’t typically offered I would 100% do this on a slow day.

    I would also make sure to tell the server to let them know not to expect this every time.

    Before anyone says it, I know this was typed in just for the bit, but these sort of things always brightened my day if I was bored in the kitchen.

  15. rahscaper

    I’d laugh at a server if they rang this in and plate it up as usual. If you want your kids burger cut into a dinosaur shape, that’s on you, parent.

  16. whistlepig4life

    I’m all for doing cute things for kids. But this is utterly ridiculous.

  17. LoveBoatCaptain77

    I’d let little Conor/Jayden/Kayden die of starvation before entertaining any of this bullshit.

  18. LastVestige22

    This is a repost.
    And it’s almost certainly fake

    But there absolutely are requests like this that come in all the time.