You can eat this healthy and not have to eat depressing plates like this. Cooking skills and spices do not add calories
AloneFirefighter7130
is your wife pregnant?
Fibercake
So when’s the divorce?
aya00303
Don’t they eat this kind of stuff in Iceland or something?
BigfatCplusplus95
Is your wife a sea lion?
YakElectronic6713
Is she… pregnant?
AppUnwrapper1
Why do you hate her?
FlamboyantFork
At what point are you just surviving instead of living? I think this is it.
cemeterypickle
Where’s the vodka shot
MrFivePercent
You married a Scandinavian cat?
CloudMerlin
This looks distinctly slavic.
RecursiveCook
You know, it’s not **THAT** bad of a breakfast. Healthier than half the stuff you see on here. I wouldn’t be mad eating this for breakfast, but at the same time you know we have to roast you because it looks like **THAT**.
No-Introduction7779
So…you want a divorce but trying to get her to say it first?
Schropat
You’re missing the raw onions there
pragmaticweirdo
Every time I start to get jealous about how much better life is supposed to be in the Nordic countries, the universe makes sure I see their food shortly thereafter so I can get over those feelings
ceo_ofbrocksamson
is she a polar bear
Troopx
That fish is pickled, isn’t it?!
Cyynric
Make sure she’s getting plenty of enrichment time and that her enclosure is kept clean.
kill-the-spare
Fish pile and goop dollop? You shouldn’t have, my love
escvelocity1
Are we using the term beloved loosely here
unlikely_intuition
pretty large portion of protein there
ILoveMyCatsSoMuch
I couldn’t even eat a third of that 😳
slimelore
there’s something beautiful about one partner making the other a meal. when partner 1 has absolute atrocious and ungodly food cravings, and partner 2 gags through the act of smelly love plating up a sloppy hot trauma response
giraffe912
I respect the pickles
GirthyPigeon
Have you considered your wife might be pragenante?
muddgutts88
Is she a seal?
PureYouth
Your post history is extremely concerning, sir
hand13
you just said you love her. i dont understand
artbycase2
Is your wife a hawk?
karenskygreen
Ok, so she isn’t a sea lion or whale, is she English or Norwegians ? Perhaps she was a trainer at Sea World and got hooked on her supply ?
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I don’t know man, this is beyond shitty
You can eat this healthy and not have to eat depressing plates like this. Cooking skills and spices do not add calories
is your wife pregnant?
So when’s the divorce?
Don’t they eat this kind of stuff in Iceland or something?
Is your wife a sea lion?
Is she… pregnant?
Why do you hate her?
At what point are you just surviving instead of living? I think this is it.
Where’s the vodka shot
You married a Scandinavian cat?
This looks distinctly slavic.
You know, it’s not **THAT** bad of a breakfast. Healthier than half the stuff you see on here. I wouldn’t be mad eating this for breakfast, but at the same time you know we have to roast you because it looks like **THAT**.
So…you want a divorce but trying to get her to say it first?
You’re missing the raw onions there
Every time I start to get jealous about how much better life is supposed to be in the Nordic countries, the universe makes sure I see their food shortly thereafter so I can get over those feelings
is she a polar bear
That fish is pickled, isn’t it?!
Make sure she’s getting plenty of enrichment time and that her enclosure is kept clean.
Fish pile and goop dollop? You shouldn’t have, my love
Are we using the term beloved loosely here
pretty large portion of protein there
I couldn’t even eat a third of that 😳
there’s something beautiful about one partner making the other a meal. when partner 1 has absolute atrocious and ungodly food cravings, and partner 2 gags through the act of smelly love plating up a sloppy hot trauma response
I respect the pickles
Have you considered your wife might be pragenante?
Is she a seal?
Your post history is extremely concerning, sir
you just said you love her. i dont understand
Is your wife a hawk?
Ok, so she isn’t a sea lion or whale, is she English or Norwegians ? Perhaps she was a trainer at Sea World and got hooked on her supply ?
Smoked whitefish?
I think you’re sweet..
Is she a Norwegian fisherman?
Slavic or Scandi? 🤣
Are y’all European or something
Is your wife a seal?
Is she an otter?