Leaving my job in the cheese department at the end of this week and today was my last parm day. 3 years of cracking these bad boys.



by QweenOfTheCrops

32 Comments

  1. QweenOfTheCrops

    I’ve done at least 1 a week so at ~100lbs each that’s about 15,600 pounds of parm

  2. bottledwater699

    I love cracking parm! Cut one today too. It’s muscle memory at this point.

  3. LavishnessBig368

    Now I’ve got a nice threat “You’ve cracked your last wheel of parm friend,”

  4. Beautiful crack, cheese monger!

    My shop went to ordering quarter wheels a few years ago. However, we still have parm cracking events a couple of times a year.

    I have never mastered the skill, and i feel like I’m getting worse. The last one i did had so many caves and mountains on each side!

    This may not be the most important skill in the world, but it is a traditional skill that goes back centuries, and when it is done well, it is a thing of beauty!

    Well done, op. Good luck in your future endeavors!

  5. Perfect_Play_622

    I love the concept of cracking parm. Especially when someone else is going to wrap it.

  6. Blueporch

    I feel like cracking open a big wheel of Parmesan is on a lot of cheese “bucket lists”. What a great experience to have had. I hope your next job has similar joys. 

  7. tipareth1978

    Oh man I was a cheese monger for years. Id kill to crack a wheel of parm right now

  8. betterme2037

    I call dibs on all those little parm shingles

  9. Question. Did you take nibbles of the scraps that came off the cracked wheel?

  10. Actual_Ordinary_9622

    I work in the specialty cheese department at my store and it’s only been a month but I have yet to do this or see my manager do it. I bet it’s super fun. Good luck out there in the wild world op

  11. TheLastPimperor

    I hate how much better you all are than me 🙁

  12. coffincowgirl

    Hope it was good, I want the little bit that fell off in the middle 😩

  13. Renbanney

    I just did that about 20 minutes ago, it’s a real arm workout

  14. JustPlainOldGeorge

    My first thought was: “Oh no! What happened to the rest of the parm?!?”

  15. TheseVirginEars

    It’s beautiful, ive been staring at it for five hours now

  16. [deleted]

    wholefoods? 🤔 I miss being there when they would crack open a fresh wheel

  17. Big_Programmer_1157

    I got pretty damned fast at this when I was a cheesemonger for The Fresh Market. I had that same tool kit too

  18. PMMeTitsAndKittens

    Gimme a week in a room alone with that thing, and only one of us is leaving

  19. Obvious_Year_8582

    man now I gotta get some cheese (I actually went upstairs just to get cheese, I love r/Cheese

  20. doobiemoth

    I do miss how satisfying a clean crack was. Also miss eating the freshest parm shavings as I went ugh 🤤

  21. Anchobrie

    Now you are my hero. That’s one dream of mine…