When the recipe said ‘shallow fry’ but my chicken is doing the backstroke in a vat of oil. Send help (and maybe a fire extinguisher).



by Carlosverified

24 Comments

  1. Donkeybrother

    Grease is the birb 🎶🎼🎵

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  2. satanyourdarklord

    Need a much larger pot for that big of a bird, also seems to need to have been thawed more

  3. pickled_penguin_

    Homeowners’ insurance policies don’t exclude homeowner stupidity. I saw and paid several claims over the years from dummies catching their house on fire.

    Insurance companies would also see a spike in plumbing claims after Thanksgiving, too. If someone already had drain line issues they didn’t know about, their family members all taking huge dumps would definitely cause a very noticeable issue. Lol

  4. Key-Respect-3706

    Gotta let it thaw out a bit more, my friend. Oof.

  5. Treacle_Pendulum

    Hey at least it didn’t catch on fire next to his propane grill on his wooden deck that is presumably attached to his house

  6. Stormydaycoffee

    Well I mean it’s not so much stupid food as it is the human xD

  7. much_thanks

    Dad: Go get the hose!

    Kid: But Dad…

    Dad: HOSE! NOW!!!

  8. SmirkingImperialist

    Well, at least he turned off the fire.

  9. Lackerbawls

    Every one of these things has a fill line and he’s way past it.

  10. Personally I prefer oven turkey instead of fried turkey. One Thanksgiving we did both n the oven one was more moist than the fried one. Getting rid of the oil was a pain n such waste.

  11. DamNamesTaken11

    So many mistakes, such a short video. Be glad no exposed flames otherwise this would make the fire department’s November PSA reel.

  12. The_Giggler4940

    He’s trying his best ok?. Way more than my biological father did

  13. If you submerge it in oil, then it isn’t shallow fried.

  14. PacificCastaway

    How long is it supposed to take to cook with this method?

  15. AmazingProfession900

    When he saw the oil spewing over the side was he thinking that was normal? I needed the flames at the end.. He didn’t learn anything.

  16. Specialist-Pin-643

    I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body

  17. goatnxtinline

    I bet he wonders where the water went when he gets out of the hot tub

  18. Darkdragon_98

    Once again this is a case of not being a stupid food but just a stupid cook. Not the same thing

  19. Desperate_Jicama219

    That tub was filled to the max like before the giant bird went in. They should have prepared properly ahead of time. Safety is no accident.