Hoping this was a typo and the food isn’t laced with laxatives
Exciting_Pass_6344
Shart Board was the name of my HS band.
Accomplished-Lie-856
If labeled “Shart Board” I would run far, far away. No matter how tasty it looks. If you’re not familiar with English slang, a “shart” is when you fart but also poop a little at the same time. If you’re not sitting on a toilet, you’re gonna have a mess to clean up. Maybe a shower. Definitely a change of clothes are in order.
If you can’t type out “charcuterie” – that’s just lazy. Your phone/auto fill will do most of the work for you.
Jannk73
As simple as this looks (because I’ve been desensitized now from the really elaborate boards on this sub) this board looks absolutely delicious!
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I’m sorry, what?
No thanks.
It looks tasty but I’m scared
Hoping this was a typo and the food isn’t laced with laxatives
Shart Board was the name of my HS band.
If labeled “Shart Board” I would run far, far away. No matter how tasty it looks. If you’re not familiar with English slang, a “shart” is when you fart but also poop a little at the same time. If you’re not sitting on a toilet, you’re gonna have a mess to clean up. Maybe a shower. Definitely a change of clothes are in order.
If you can’t type out “charcuterie” – that’s just lazy. Your phone/auto fill will do most of the work for you.
As simple as this looks (because I’ve been desensitized now from the really elaborate boards on this sub) this board looks absolutely delicious!