Even the coupon was written by someone high as evident in the misspelling of “$2.00 offf”
Overcooked_Filet
This isn’t satire wtf onion
takeitawayfellas
I know it’s still funny, but this Onion headline has been recycled at least two or three times since the early 2000s. I think it’s in one of the books.
I remembered because I worked making pizza at the time. I was high.
sonicjesus
I used to make/deliver pizza simultaneously. Load the oven, take off with the delivery, repeat process. It was surprisingly seamless.
I also had three plain pies I used as a buffer.
TheWonderSnail
One of my favorite memories of college was when I lived right down the block from a pizza place. One night I just got obliterated, ordered a pizza, and walked on down to pick it up. I walk in and take one look at the cashier and notice their eyes are bloodshot and barely open. We just stared at each other before slowly breaking out into full blown laughter. A guy comes from around back to see what’s going on, his eyes are red too, and joins in to the laughter. We all just cheesed out for like a solid minute before we could regain our composure to finish this transaction
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Former pizza dude here, this is 100% factual. Sometimes, The Onion’s satire blends into reality.
I thought the onion was satire.
This is, without a doubt, a fact.
[Can confirm](https://www.livescience.com/health/marijuana/pizzeria-mishap-left-at-least-85-people-intoxicated-with-thc-after-infused-oil-used-for-dough).
Even the coupon was written by someone high as evident in the misspelling of “$2.00 offf”
This isn’t satire wtf onion
I know it’s still funny, but this Onion headline has been recycled at least two or three times since the early 2000s. I think it’s in one of the books.
Found it! Originally published in 1998: [Everyone Involved In Pizza’s Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High – The Onion](https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/)
I remembered because I worked making pizza at the time. I was high.
I used to make/deliver pizza simultaneously. Load the oven, take off with the delivery, repeat process. It was surprisingly seamless.
I also had three plain pies I used as a buffer.
One of my favorite memories of college was when I lived right down the block from a pizza place. One night I just got obliterated, ordered a pizza, and walked on down to pick it up. I walk in and take one look at the cashier and notice their eyes are bloodshot and barely open. We just stared at each other before slowly breaking out into full blown laughter. A guy comes from around back to see what’s going on, his eyes are red too, and joins in to the laughter. We all just cheesed out for like a solid minute before we could regain our composure to finish this transaction