Probably thinks this is some Gordon ramsay level flavor pairing.
WilhelmFinn
Good munchies, all good here.
Over_Writing467
Guilty of being delicious but still a vote for guilty.
Room_Temp_Coffee
Nah, weed will do that too lmao
Smooth_Instruction11
Okay here I go, cooking like a cRaZy stoner ✌️
Pizza pocket sandwich topped with CHEeSE and an egg and sandwich meat and then peppered with potato chip and then take a shit on top and served with a pickle
DuckSwimmer
This looks like it hits. Not guilty
GoGoBigman
I’ll allow it
NaraFei_Jenova
Mold. He was eating mold.
dabhought
Nope just weed and that actually doesn’t look bad.-not guilty
bigexplosion
I don’t think I’ve ever voted guilty before. But here is the day.
squashqueen
I wanna force Gordon Ramsey to make this everyday for me for breakfast
Normal_Tour6998
Trying to picture how this would taste made my head hurt.
Fuck this. Guilty as hell. Maple syrup belongs on pancakes and waffles and nothing else.
blacks252
High of what? Crack?
Pitiful_Bunch_2290
Easy guilty verdict. That’s vile.
BlueSquigga
Cotton mouth would be the mortal enemy of this meal.
Revolutionary-Play79
This court has determined marijuana psychosis makes any defendant NOT GUILTY and all charges should be dropped.
binoculops
Double guilty. Not only a crime against pizza, but also a crime against waffles too
facelessplebe
This isn’t drugs, this is dementia.
JetstreamGW
Whatever, you don’t even need to be high for this, just “I have two waffles, one slice of pizza, and I don’t get paid until Thursday.”
Aggravating_Smell
Repulsive, life without parole
limpymcjointpain
This is why drugs are bad..
Eh-Eh-Ronn
Your honor I request the jury get fkn blazed before they reach a verdict.
Due_Amount_6211
Now, hold the fuck up for a second, this seems kinda bomb as fuck…
Dangerous_Ad_6101
I ask you, ladies and gentlemen if the jury, is this truly a pizza crime? Was the pie defiled or violated or harmed?
Or is this simply a shortcut to eating a proper, well-treated slice and a well-treated eggo together – one bite of each – and basking in gestational pleasure of both bite in the mouth at the same time? Surely we can all see how so many people would enjoy such a combination.
If it does not taste like shit, then you must aquit
DookieToe2
Shoulda put an egg in there.
Nyanzeenyan
Just needs some chicken tenders on top of the pizza
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I bet it slaps. not guilty.
Probably thinks this is some Gordon ramsay level flavor pairing.
Good munchies, all good here.
Guilty of being delicious but still a vote for guilty.
Nah, weed will do that too lmao
Okay here I go, cooking like a cRaZy stoner ✌️
Pizza pocket sandwich topped with CHEeSE and an egg and sandwich meat and then peppered with potato chip and then take a shit on top and served with a pickle
This looks like it hits. Not guilty
I’ll allow it
Mold. He was eating mold.
Nope just weed and that actually doesn’t look bad.-not guilty
I don’t think I’ve ever voted guilty before. But here is the day.
I wanna force Gordon Ramsey to make this everyday for me for breakfast
Trying to picture how this would taste made my head hurt.
I’d try it
https://preview.redd.it/di6bacp69elf1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c0f88f595e00cce567b4af5a5819002f3c83ac
I want Waffle House now
Fuck this. Guilty as hell. Maple syrup belongs on pancakes and waffles and nothing else.
High of what? Crack?
Easy guilty verdict. That’s vile.
Cotton mouth would be the mortal enemy of this meal.
This court has determined marijuana psychosis makes any defendant NOT GUILTY and all charges should be dropped.
Double guilty. Not only a crime against pizza, but also a crime against waffles too
This isn’t drugs, this is dementia.
Whatever, you don’t even need to be high for this, just “I have two waffles, one slice of pizza, and I don’t get paid until Thursday.”
Repulsive, life without parole
This is why drugs are bad..
Your honor I request the jury get fkn blazed before they reach a verdict.
Now, hold the fuck up for a second, this seems kinda bomb as fuck…
I ask you, ladies and gentlemen if the jury, is this truly a pizza crime? Was the pie defiled or violated or harmed?
Or is this simply a shortcut to eating a proper, well-treated slice and a well-treated eggo together – one bite of each – and basking in gestational pleasure of both bite in the mouth at the same time? Surely we can all see how so many people would enjoy such a combination.
If it does not taste like shit, then you must aquit
Shoulda put an egg in there.
Just needs some chicken tenders on top of the pizza
Salty and sweet 🤤