Just… why?

by RencillosaMulaArabe

28 Comments

  1. limpymcjointpain

    Pass me a slice, i need more fish bait…

  2. BarristanSelfie

    I say no crime because pretentiousness is only to be frowned upon. It probably tastes fine and mechanically resembles a pizza, but it’s also probably the $40.

  3. johnaross1990

    What’s that? Ham/bacon and an egg?

    It’s not ideal but I’d demolish it in a pinch 🤷‍♂️

  4. Standard-Victory-320

    Looks as if the person baked a breakfast pie that looks infected

  5. MoneyLawfulness2251

    I frowned at the sight of it, but I’d still eat it lol

  6. No_Mud_5999

    I had a pizza like this in Italy, it was really good.

  7. rocket_mcsloth

    Is it a white pie? Because those are great. How can we judge with no info.

  8. Mobile_Aioli_6252

    Money shot……right in the middle…….ugh!

  9. SummerteethE

    It looks like a Carbonara pizza. Delicious, definitely not a crime though presentation could be better.

  10. Difficult-Serve-6168

    Somebody deserves a life sentence
    That’s just as bad as using Heinz ketchup for pizza sauce..Tf this world coming to?

  11. wizzard419

    They forgot the potatoes for their Pizza A’la Bismarck? (That is bacon, right?)

  12. Legitimate-Log-6542

    I would say the obligatory “what the hell is that?” Just so people can hear me say it. And then I’d eat the whole thing

  13. WerewolvesAreReal

    I’ve had egg on pizza in France. Was good

  14. YourHooliganFriend

    I used to get a thin crust pizza with a white sauce, prosciutto, arugula, and fried egg from a place in NYC. It was excellent. This looks like a downgraded, poorly executed version of that. Not great, but not a crime imo.

  15. Charming-Line-375

    Egg on pizza is common in parts of italy, at least as an option on the menu. Just poorly executed.

  16. Gob_the_Gilder

    Brazil? That country should be sent to The Hague for their food crimes against humanity 

  17. SolidSteppas

    I’m sorry, but that pizza would last 0.005 seconds after a few pints

  18. thejohnnymemphis

    Speaking from experience, I’ve eaten a pancetta pizza topped with egg and it was honestly pretty good. It looked a lot better than this tho.

  19. Ms_Tea_Lady

    It’s an abomination, but I’m in a diabolical mood… sure it’s guilty, but I’d eat it…

  20. MrPantsyFlants

    I didn’t think anyone steamed their pizzas anymore.

  21. Treacle_Pendulum

    This just looks like a pizza bianca that needs more browning

  22. 2020mademejoinreddit

    Egg, ham, cream/cheese sauce? A bit bizarre.