Blackberries, chunchy sunbutter, pitted dates, hass avocado, purple onion, tinned squid in garlic oil, pickled carrots and sliced mini cucumbers.

by ladyvamplips

38 Comments

  1. redclawotter

    all of that looks amazing except plain tinned squid and raw onions is madness

  2. holdmymawashi

    This is a thing of beauty 🙌🏻💖

  3. Tomavogic

    I would happily eat that with you and leave you nothing haha

  4. ghoulnextdoor42

    That looks awesome tbh
    Live your best rat life

  5. lemonloth

    It looks chaotic and good, bur I can’t find the charcuterie part of the board. I’d still eat it.

  6. Pinglenook

    There is nothing charcuterie about this and it’s not really a board either but it looks great!

  7. MapleBaconNurps

    Wrong sub, this looks fucking delicious

  8. Ornery-Practice9772

    The avo needs freshly squeezed lemon juice and salt👌👌

  9. glitter_witch

    The word you want is “crudité board,” which is a thing you should look into for inspiration that will fit your dietary restrictions. 🙂 Looks good as is, definitely not shitty!

  10. Sheepherder-Optimal

    Do you have pet rats you’re feeding that to?

  11. That looks like you went for that garbage bin full of food waste aesthetic but it technically all looks fine to eat

  12. TenebrousSage

    That looks more like a crudites than a charcuterie.

  13. moonferal

    My ex gf and I used to pick through the bag of our rat’s food and eat all the banana chips 💀

  14. BlueberryPersonal581

    I could see a little rat knowing away at this.

  15. ExtraBreadPls

    This is the plate they set out for river otters in the zoo

  16. Rough_Pianist1801

    There is no charcute, c’est abusé d’appeler ça une planche de charcute

  17. spiteful-vengeance

    The guy version of this would be a literal dead rat.

    Lightly roasted if we’re fancy.

  18. DragonScrivner

    This is crudite with a can of squid lol. The blackberries look gorgeous

  19. Doofindork

    I’m not a fan of raw onion, but aside from that this looks like a damn feast. Good mix of fresh, sweet, and crunchy.

  20. BigBrrrrrrr22

    🎶Rat girl dinner, rat girl dinner rat giiiiiirl diiiiiinner🎶

  21. Twitch84

    That’ll show the toilet bowl who’s boss.

  22. baguette_over_it

    But… There’s no charcuterie on there though ? That’s just a veggie board.