Just f-up that $1,000 steak by how they branded it.
smedrick

Electronic-Trip8775
Yet, wankers pay for this shite…therefore shite restaurants will keep doing it
tr00th
Poor cow died to be a cheap prop. 🤦
TimmyTheTumor
cannot see the designated midget for this
jeremysistrunk
Why is this steak not cooked at all? Can yall go cook the steak please before parading this raw ass steak in front of me? I’m hungry af.
hateseekingmissile
Wtf is that raw???
Ok_Researcher_9796
Why are people like this
DecompositionLU
Instagrammability is such a plague. You’ll never find actual rich people going to this kind of places. It’s always dudes saving up for months to larp emiratis and having their sweet sweet dopamine hit with social media likes.
BernieTheDachshund
The whole thing is weird, but esp how they keep opening and closing the briefcase.
PuddingTime5463
Imagine paying 1k for a steak and then a bunch of bros circle jerk around it. I would be so mad.
ChloeNow
Idk y’all are being a little extra. If I pay you $1000 for a steak you’d BETTER sing, dance, fire lasers, and bring it out in a chest with a golden light to show it to me before you cook it.
HorrorLettuce379
Did he really just squished the fuck outta that steak lmao
NoReasonDragon
So many punchable faces.
MudButtMcGee
I was half expecting it to be his dick in the box.
Yakkaroni_n_cheese
Made it all about the waiter.
FunnyAssJoke
The staff are celebrating because whomever ordered it is a fucking idiot. So, this is their “this guy’s a fucking idiot” dance.
REDDITSHITLORD
fuck it, just get my 2 hookers and a happy meal
usarasa
So *that’s* what was in there.

__Milk_Drinker__
Stuff like this makes me regret the internet ever even existed.
crippledchef23
I don’t eat steak, but am I insane or is that not cooked? Do they do the annoying dance before and after? I’m so glad I hate people and never eat in places like this.
Kitchen-Historian371
As a man, u wanna pay for a show and play games with a piece of meat? U do that in the privacy of your own home
Aggravating_Song6022
Maybe the douchiest thing, people, place I’ve ever seen.
Back6door9man
For some reason it drives me nuts when people say “a 1000 dollars” because it’s “a thousand” or “1000” the “a” is redundant. It’s like saying “one 1000 dollars”
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BRING. ME. MY. GOD. DAMN. FOOD.
30 USD for the steak. 970 for the bullshit.
$1000 and it is served medium. Lolololololol
I hate this shit. Just give me my GD food.
Just f-up that $1,000 steak by how they branded it.

Yet, wankers pay for this shite…therefore shite restaurants will keep doing it
Poor cow died to be a cheap prop. 🤦
cannot see the designated midget for this
Why is this steak not cooked at all? Can yall go cook the steak please before parading this raw ass steak in front of me? I’m hungry af.
Wtf is that raw???
Why are people like this
Instagrammability is such a plague. You’ll never find actual rich people going to this kind of places. It’s always dudes saving up for months to larp emiratis and having their sweet sweet dopamine hit with social media likes.
The whole thing is weird, but esp how they keep opening and closing the briefcase.
Imagine paying 1k for a steak and then a bunch of bros circle jerk around it. I would be so mad.
Idk y’all are being a little extra. If I pay you $1000 for a steak you’d BETTER sing, dance, fire lasers, and bring it out in a chest with a golden light to show it to me before you cook it.
Did he really just squished the fuck outta that steak lmao
So many punchable faces.
I was half expecting it to be his dick in the box.
Made it all about the waiter.
The staff are celebrating because whomever ordered it is a fucking idiot. So, this is their “this guy’s a fucking idiot” dance.
fuck it, just get my 2 hookers and a happy meal
So *that’s* what was in there.

Stuff like this makes me regret the internet ever even existed.
I don’t eat steak, but am I insane or is that not cooked? Do they do the annoying dance before and after? I’m so glad I hate people and never eat in places like this.
As a man, u wanna pay for a show and play games with a piece of meat? U do that in the privacy of your own home
Maybe the douchiest thing, people, place I’ve ever seen.
For some reason it drives me nuts when people say “a 1000 dollars” because it’s “a thousand” or “1000” the “a” is redundant. It’s like saying “one 1000 dollars”