I ate it like this because I’m lazy but it was good, so I guess I’ll eat anything. I tagged it as spoiler because mashing them a little and putting hot sauce made it look gross/like a crime was committed, is this a sardine crime? Also first time trying this brand I liked it a lot. Small fishes for the win 😀

by kingofthemark

36 Comments

  1. HeeyPunk

    The pracker to deen ratio is a bit off but I’d commit this crime as well

  2. onlysaysisthisathing

    r/PizzaCrimes will be issuing you a summons to crosspost. I would retain an Italian lawyer. Good luck.

  3. Low_Complaint_3979

    a little but everything for sardines

  4. v_kiperman

    We may have been separated at birth

  5. Alternant0wl

    Sardine crime? No.
    Pizza crime? Yeah, probably to most people. I’d eat it tho

  6. nista002

    Looks much better than most of the stuff posted here tbh lol

  7. Ok_Performance_5866

    I could only better this with anchovies…..

  8. StopWhoaYesWait123

    Criminal? You’re a damn genius!

  9. defiant-error420

    Where was this post an hour and a half ago when I had cold pizza?

  10. I had some leftover cheesy garlic break the other day and put anchovies on it. Spectacular!

  11. EljayDude

    I’d probably just eat the sardines and then the pizza as a chaser but whatever floats your boat.

  12. lilybeastgirl

    Tune in for my new series: Will It Deen?

    (The answer is yes.)

  13. Hot_Recognition1798

    I have seen far worse than this here. Fly with the eagles, I say

  14. GravyPainter

    Heretic! Where’s the hot sauce?!?

  15. EntryTop9436

    Egregious! I will confiscate this pizza slice as evidence and examine it thoroughly! 

  16. WampusKitty11

    This looks delicious! I can’t eat cold pizza but I would definitely reheat it and add sardines or anchovies (hope I remember this next time we get pizza).

  17. lloydchristmas1986

    This seems like an excellent vessel for tinned fish.

  18. ProxyMuncher

    I’ll join you on the cross for this one. Try posting to /r/pizzacrimes see how they like it though lol 

  19. zippityfuckendoooda

    I feel like those of us that love the deen will eat just about anything, and we’re adventurous enough to appreciate your culinary genius

  20. NOVAbuddy

    Pickled onion and ranch or sour cream. Maybe half that fish. It’s “too much tuna!”

  21. GirlNumber20

    I mean, anchovies on pizza are already a thing, so it’s not a crime to do a variation. The real crime is not heating it up first.

  22. Diela1968

    I once dated a guy who put leftover pizza between two slices of wonder bread with some mayo. This is not shocking to me.

  23. Real trash panda vibes. Absolutely disgusting. I approve.

  24. WillowFlip

    I’d probably rather have anchovies, but this ok.