we tried baking pumpkin muffins ft. Jake Webber

me and jake tried baking pumpkin muffins with no measurements at all…
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Hey guys, we’re going to be baking some pumpkin muffins today, which I’m so excited about. I haven’t baked those in literally so long. So, dude, I’m so sorry. Are you good? Are you dude, it’s Jake? Are you good? Yeah, man. I’m fine. I didn’t know I’d find you in the It’s okay, bro. That was like the fifth time this has happened today. It’s like a new Charmin drop, so I’ve been checking that out. for the new char. Well, guys, we’re going to be baking some pumpkin muffins together today and it’s going to be I don’t know. It’s going to be fire. We can’t just make pumpkin pumpkin muffins with like no ingredients. So, we brought a list. Yes. Did you get this from like a quest holder or did you get that, bro? What do you mean? Someone gave you a quest. You don’t got paper like this. You don’t got Looks like Yeah, looks like you got out of a sky. It looks like you got out of Skyrim. Well, look at this. This right here. Questions for Jake. Wow. Look at those. Yeah, there’s a there’s a couple really good ones in here. What’s like your go-to like uh like baked good? Oh [ __ ] Like if I’m feeling [ __ ] or like daily. Like [ __ ] It’s like I like everything. But like it would have to be something like a bazooki. A pazooki? You had a bazooki before? No. I don’t think so. Yeah, bro. Take a look. It’s a cookie base with ice cream. Like Yeah. Like a chocolate chip chip cookie base. Yeah. You see, I’ve never That looks insane. Yeah. It’s like very warm. It’s on on a warm skillet. You get a little bit of the ice cream, you get the cookie. Bizookie. So, that’s the go-to type [ __ ] Okay. What’s yours? What is mine? Mine is um pumpkin muffins. Are you dead ass? Yeah, I love pumpkin muffins. Even even like when it’s not the season, it’s always the season, bro. Halloween’s 24/7. That you know this fall fall is forever. Summer’s momentary. I see. I see. You understand? Yeah, I understand. Is that your favorite holiday? Fall. You have like you got a fall vibe. Even the fit’s very like fall. I honestly I feel like you should be holding a pumpkin right now. Do they even have that now? Do they grow all year? Um, I would have to say honestly like Christmas time. Oh, you’re a Christmas guy. I I mean I love Oh, I love Halloween. Like they could be tied, but I don’t know. Okay. So, like but there’s like there’s something like Christmas and Halloween are kind of the same, but like there’s there’s like a little bit of a special a special like a little bit of a special warmth inside when it comes to Christmas time for me. make your heart all fuzzy. Yeah, it makes my heart all fuzzy. It does, it does that with like Halloween too, you know, when you’re like cuddling up when you’re cuddling up with a hot woman and you’re, you know, watching Halloween movies, like that’s special. But like there is like this fussy special feeling about Christmas. All right, on quest. Yeah, baking powder. You don’t have any of this stuff? I do. I have baking powder. I have baking soda. Okay. So, really what we needed was flour, sugar, we need pumpkin. Okay. And then what else is on there? Nutmeg. Nutmeg I have. Damn, you are a cook. Yeah, I bake a lot. Cuz like if you’ve got nutmeg, then like you are in the you are in the kitchen. Do you know what I realized? I don’t know if you saw this, but like pepper, you know, like black pepper. It’s not pepper. It’s not a pepper. Yeah, it’s a pepperc corn plant. Yeah. Which is a fruit. A fruit. Yeah, I just saw that. And they look like this like the deciding the plant is in the shape of like corn, like little corns. So, I was like, it’s called a pepper corn. And the reason it’s so the reason it’s it’s like uh called pepper because it’s not very sweet. It’s very like peppery. See, I was confused because like what what made me think about it one time was I was just like looking at and I was like pepper. Yeah. Well, that doesn’t look like a pepper. All right. So, what do we need? We need cream cheese. Oh, I need milk. I need butter. I need eggs. And I need pumpkin puree. Okay. I actually might already have it in a monster. I I bought you a monster. Does my hair look okay? It looks great, actually. I keep I keep amazing, actually. Yeah. Cool. I’m getting so bloated lately because I keep chowing down on um what is it? I’m chowing down on low calorie snacks, but the problem is I’ll get like the lowal like like good thing, but I’ll eat the whole bag and I’ll eat three whole bags in one sitting. I have so much protein snacks that it’s like an alternative to the regular snack that like I don’t get full because like the satisfaction isn’t there. And then I had a Mr. Beast bar and I tame the beast. Listen, I’ll get those like protein yogurts. I’ll eat the whole pack in a day. But in my head, I’m like, “Oh, it’s like 80 g of protein.” A few moments later. Wait, these literally these I eat a whole pack of these in a sitting. Yeah, I could definitely rip a whole pack of those. I usually go for the Chobani the uh the Chobani cookies and cream. Oh, so you’re trying to get your sugar your sugar intake up. No, no, it’s the sugar-free ones. Sugarree. I don’t know where they are, though. and cream. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I literally have eaten so many tubs of these. I’ll eat these in a sitting. You’re good. We’re just talking about yogurt. I’m doing I’m doing like a yogurt review for a video. Have you had this yogurt? Yes. It’s good. I like it. All right. All right. Yogurt boys about to hit this milk. Are you lactose intolerant? No. No. No. Um, are you? No, I love milk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m like I’m not a milkaholic. Like I Well, I heard there’s like a pill for that, you know, for being what? Lactos. Lactose intolerant. Yeah. There’s like a like a like there’s a cure for it now. You know, it’s like chlamydia. Like you take a pill and then you could eat ice cream. Really? I mean, I feel like I’m already every time I eat ice cream in general, I’m getting like bloated and I’m like, I don’t know. You You don’t know. It don’t happen to you. Okay. Wait. Oh, wait. Cream cheese. Cream cheese is coming this way. I’m so sorry. [Music] Where’s the cream cheese? Like the yogurt boys? Cuz I just feel like it just rolls off the tongue. Well, the yogurt boys. Yeah, the yogurt boys. Yeah. Yeah, we’re the yogurt boys. where we can go around every every store reviewing everyone’s yogurt finding the best yogurt and we’re like yoga we call yogo yoga boys yoga boys is tough it is I like that cheese so it has to be down oh I know where the cheese is yeah yeah yeah I just puked dude I lit literally just got a whiff of Is it too bad? No. I feel sick. Yeah, I was acidic. I was like a monster burp. Then I drink something like Are you actually good? I Yeah, I’m good. I just like I just my What? I got a monster for you. I just need to put some Yeah, I need to put the flavor a flavor of something else in my mouth actually. Uh barf. These are our main competition. The [ __ ] Belgian boys. The Belgian boys are always trying to steal our swag. Yeah. Yeah. No, because we’re like we’re the we’re the yoga boys. We’re the yoga boys and then all of a sudden there’s these Belgian boys and instead of yogurt being their special interest, there’s this pancakes. That’s lame. You can do so much more with yogurt. They need they need yogurt to make a good pancake. They don’t even know [ __ ] about pancakes, too. That’s what I heard. Yeah, same. I feel like there’s like a there was like a food called yogos. Yeah, there was the yo, dude. Like the little yogurt balls. So little yo. Yeah, the little yoga balls were called yogos. No, they they had to be. No. Y O G O. Yogo. You know what we can be? Maybe not the yoga boys, but if we’re the pumpkin spice boys. Pumpkin spice everything nice boys. Yeah, but it needs to like roll off the tongue. But we need to like shorten it like like like pumpkin spice everything nice. That’s like 30 words. You don’t like the long names? No, I think we need I think we should I think we should keep doing this yoga thing. Okay. Yogo. Yeah, we’re just the yoga boys. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, that’s cool with me. Yeah, I’m No, I don’t think that they’ll suit or anything like that. Now, they might they might I might I might try to come for that trademark cuz I really do I really do like the Yoga Boys. What’s up, y’all? The Yoga Boys are going to court. It’s like our second video. Going to court for yogurt. Our second video. We’re in court for yogurt. The first video was yogurt taste. That second video is we’re going to court. We don’t need muffin cups. Oh, muffin cups. That’s so essential. Okay, we have to go get We have to go get muffin cups. You know, like a Reese’s cup. Yeah, those sit in a little muffin cup. Yeah. Yeah. But like, you see, I never thought about that. Like that. That’s a muffin cup. I just kind of thought about it’s like little cup. The reason Yeah. I thought, “Wow, it’s even called that.” I never actually thought about the the fact that it was like a muffin cup. That’s what I’m saying. And like I just thought it was like, you know, like the little the little pants for the Reese’s. But I never thought like, wow, this is the same cup that they put muffins in. But then you just said a Reese’s cup and you just blew my mind even more because it literally has cup in the name. It’s a Reese’s cup. It should be called a Reese’s muffin cup cuz that is a muffin cup. Yeah. Nope. That’s what we needed. We did it. Let’s rock. We don’t need vanilla extract. Are you sure? It’s not that essential. Are you kidding me? like a dab of it in there and it’s like it just doesn’t I don’t know. I don’t think it’s really that honest. Need a drink cuz my mouth still tastes like barf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We’ll we’ll get we’ll get you that monster or something. All right, bro. Dude, please. Please. Yoga boys out. Yoga boys out this [ __ ] I’m so excited to bake with you, but I feel like we’re missing something. And I don’t know. I feel like we should call upon our like like like our inner chakras. Our inner chakras. We should call upon something. And I feel like maybe we should do that by snapping together. Should we snap? Sure. Let’s try it like three times. Let’s Let’s get Let’s get into it. Wait, we’re going to do like a breath in and out. Okay, that was good. Let’s try it one more time. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, one more time. I think one more time and we’re good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Three. [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Maybe we should our intuition. We need to get our intuition. Okay. Dude, where did these come from, dude? Wait. What do you got going on here? This This is like I feel like these were supposed to I’ve always wanted this from Betty Crocker.com. Is that Is that where it came from? You think? Yeah. Betty Crocker. Betty Crocker.com. Why did I get a black stallion? That one. I’m the dark horse. Oh, I’ve heard about this. I’ve heard about this a lot. Tail. You’re like a tail. Like some type of like like a sorts. Yeah. Like because like you know every single club they know to let the dark horse in, right? That’s what it is. The dark horse. You’re glazing. Now you’re just glazing. Like but they don’t they’re like but like if it’s your first time somewhere they’re like is it really him? You know the thing is is you you there’s almost like a scent. I’ve realized I like whenever a pheromone. Yeah. It’s a pheromone. There’s a dark horse pheromone. Listen if you have it just do what we did. Snap. Because I feel like these channeled like these are really giving this is giving Kansas. Yeah. So I feel like it went back to your roots a little bit. We channeled our chakras. Mine was obviously came out like a dark horse. That’s the that’s my like that’s my Yeah, we don’t talk about Katie though. Kat Katie’s Katie’s trying to like I don’t know, dude. She’s she’s not really happy with me. Clown chase. She’s clout chasing. Like I was saying in the store, there’s a little bit of a twist happening here. We’re not going to be using measurements. So, what I kind of know from the fact that I bake these so much. Before we get started, we’re going to start off with one question for Jake. Okay. This is something I’ve been These are going to be serious and not serious. So, if you don’t want to answer any, you don’t have to answer them. Got it. Got it. You Yeah. Yeah. These were part of the uh the quest. Um Okay. Would you survive a zombie apocalypse? If you think of it like a quest, then it’s something you could you could do. You know, you just got to think of like beating the zombies as a quest, you know? Can’t let anxiety and stuff like that get in the way. And I think I think I could do it. You think you don’t think your anxiety would get in the way of like fighting zombies and kill? Not if that make it a quest. Okay. Say like right now I just got infected. Would you have no problem killing me? Oh, actually, yeah. Because guys, I’m I’m an impath. You’re an empath. Really? Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m also I’m also an empath. Yeah. I have seven chakras and like like one or two of them are like for empathy. So Oh, okay. So, yeah. You’re kind of like a You’re like a g You’re a gatherer and a chiller. And I’m a gatherer. Yeah. Not a hunter. Peacemaker. Yeah. I’m like, you know, if I was like a caveman, I’d be like the blueberry picker. Like I wouldn’t I wouldn’t like be like hunting. You wouldn’t be like the like the meat hunter. No. No. No. No. I would be gathering. I’d be picking. I would be picking flowers and blueberries. So, you see, I’d be the hunter. I feel like I don’t know. I’m actually a gatherer as well. Um cuz we’re we’re peacemakers. That’s that’s pe that’s a peacemaker right there. Okay. That’s good. That’s a good thing. All right, dude. So, that was question number one. I got a couple more for you, but they’re going to come they’re going to come in between. Okay. So, I want to get started on these. I’m starving. No, let’s do it. And I want some I really do want some of you are using measurements. No, no, no. We don’t. Oh, we can use these. We could use them to gauge what we might think, but we’re not actually truly knowing the measurements of anything. I have a can opener. Also, my can opener is like this might Do we have like a It’s going to take a minute. Oh, is you’re due for a new one? I’m so due for a new one. Might get some rust in the pump. Is that cool? Yeah. Yeah. I think I got my tetanus shot this year. So, really? No. Yeah. Same. No, I actually don’t. Every time the doctor tells me to get shots, like I always I always tell them, “Oh, maybe next time.” Like I’m like due for like eight shots. Do you hate needles? Are you okay? Yes. Me, too. And people always compare them to tattoos. It’s so different. So different. Whenever people tell me that, if people say when people say, “Oh, like how do you how do you how do you hate noodle? How do you hate needles? What the [ __ ] is this? How do you hate needles if you have so many tattoos?” You’re supposed to spend Oh [ __ ] Well, maybe not. Maybe you were right. Oh, you were right. Oh my god, this is what a gross This is what a gross feeling this is. Okay, you really should should have bought a new one. No, I was going to say the thing I hate about getting blood drawn is I hate that I feel the ache of the blood getting pulled out of me. You know what I’m saying? Where it’s like sore almost. That’s the worst. Yeah. No, I hate that. I might need to knife this one open. Wow. Let’s see if I can ooga. This is some like hunter. This is some hunter [ __ ] Damn, bro. Oh my gosh. Wait, guys. This is a lesson, right? Ow. Wow. Bro, you’re going to be able to cut a loaf of bread with that knife soon. Doing the [ __ ] out of shock that this is even this sharp. Okay, there we go. This is This is decent. This is decent. Look at that. Yeah, that was like nailed. There is there’s some people that like actually probably, you know, like that. Would No, no. Would like run out the room from hearing that, you know? I held it together because, you know, like Do you have misophonia? Miso. Yeah. No, I like I like miso soup. You got miso. You like miso soup. Yeah. No, I’ve never had a fear of miso soup. What’s What’s or dries first? Let’s do dries first. Okay. Okay. Well, the question is how many muffins are we making here? So I can get the idea of how how much we’re how much that should make. A cup like uh well, you know, maybe we’ll try to fill the tray up. That’s a lot. What you say? Okay. Okay. Should we do like maybe a cup and a half of flour? I Let’s just round it to two. Huh? Better. It’s better to have too much than not enough. Okay. Here we go. I’ll do one scoop and then because we’re making these with love. These are these are our Yeah, exactly. Not just mine. Yeah. You see that’s like three That’s like 3/4 cup. That’s good. Okay. You know what the most fun part is? Whoa. Measure with your heart. They say I can do that, too. Like this. Measure it with your heart. And that’s where the love comes from because like your heart is making a decision, not your brain. 100%. That’s a lot of nutmeg. Wow. Okay. Oh, yeah. Cinnamon’s good. Yeah, cinnamon’s good. What do you know about I don’t know if I don’t know anything about that. Let me see. Wow. I do. They definitely put that in pumpkin bread. Dude, that might knock you out. Have you ever had smelling salts? No. I know. I want to try them. Yeah, I had them for the first time the other day. Let’s do a cup. Okay. Measure with your heart, though, bro. Like I said. Yeah. Well, how about a cup? And like let’s let’s put a little bit of a It’s good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it’s good. Yeah. Okay. This is where I It always gets tricky. Sorry about that, man. That’s good. This is a good one. Thanks. This is where it always gets crooked to me is baking powder. Really? I would say like maybe a tablespoon. Okay. You know what? Let me grab a Let me grab one. Then shake it up so it like breaks it. This is like witchcraft. It is witchcraft because like sometimes you they say to like I don’t know cuz I made some single serving foods and it would be a teaspoon, you know. Oh yeah. You know, like a like a like a mug and a cup, you know, be a teaspoon. So making eight muffins, I think a tablespoon sounds right. Yeah. Yeah. That was a lot. We also need some of this. I don’t know how that works. I don’t know how I don’t either. But you know, I heard that baking soda the difference between baking soda and using baking powder is like baking soda for acidic food. I heard Well, they call for both of them for this. Interesting. Super interesting. What the smells cool? Strange. Smells badass. Smells dope. Does smell badass. We’re making badass pumpkin muffins right now, dude. [ __ ] Um, oh, this one’s really heartfelt. Would your younger self be proud of you today? Oh, yeah, dude. I’m doing what I always wanted. Thank God. Really? Thank God. And I was banking on it before it even happened. Like in school, like I was like failing pretty hard, but I was like, “Nah, bro. I’m literally going to be a YouTuber.” Like, bro, I feel like you I never I never doubted myself. So, dude, my I’m I think my my past self would be pretty happy, pretty stoked. It’s crazy because I feel like you’ve been a YouTuber since I was like 14 years old. And I feel like and I and I know this because like I said, I I had told I had told him my little brother like I guess you were his favorite YouTuber and he said he discovered you before he knew Sam and Colby. That’s crazy. Yeah. He knew like all your lore and I was Wow. Yeah. I I started on Vine like 2014. Oh, seriously? Yeah. Wait, how old are you now? 27. 27. So, you were how old then? M maybe like 14, 15. What do you think about this? If these muffins are good. Mhm. God forbid. Yeah. We get a We rent a truck of some sorts. Like a van. Yeah. Like an old ice cream truck of some sorts. Yeah. And then we call it Jake and Jordan’s dope ass muffins. Jake and Jordan’s badass muffins. Jake and Jordan’s badass muffins. 20,000 likes on this video. Jake and Jordan’s badass. Like it up, guys. Like it up. Oh my gosh. No one’s done that. Yeah. No. No. And look, it will make every single muffin end with the word ass. And And like So like, you know, we could get like, you know, like badass badass brownies, dope dope ass ding-dongs, dope ass Yeah. dope ass muffin. Dope muffin. Dope pumpkin muffin. Don’t ask. Gnarly ass. Gnarly ass. Gnarly ass banana bread. Gnarly ass nana bread. Are you a coffee guy? Monster guy. So you So you drink what’s like your breakfast. What’s the first thing you consume in the morning first thing? You’re Jake Weber. You wake up in the morning. What’s the first thing you’re doing? I’m a meal prepper. So like I like to make like I like to eat meal prep burritos that I freeze. But lately, dude, I’ve been making Oh my god, bro. put me on. Wait, do you ever like do you ever just like think of something and then you make it? Yeah. All the time. Okay. So, the thing that I thought of like is poutine like because a potato pretty pretty voluous. Pretty voluous, you know? I’ll like chop it up like French fries and then um then I’ll put it in the air fryer with a lot of seasoning and then I’ll get chicken gravy and then pour chicken gravy over the top. Get a little buffalo sauce, pour it over the top. And then I’ll get feta cheese and put it over the top. And it’s really like, you know, it’s it’s pretty high protein because feta like it’s like if you get like fat free feta. Oh, it’s like almost all protein and then like chicken gravy like same thing kind of, you know, like the only thing you’re It’s like it’s just French fries is the only carb in there. And they’re voluous. That sounds good. This is a lot of butter, right? Yeah. But it’ll solidify anyways. Yeah. We also start. It does look like a lot of butter, but but I think people use like half a stick in regular recipes, so I think it works. The more butter, the better something’s going to taste. Think so. Wow. That’s a Well, you know what? I’ve heard I heard like fancy restaurants in order to make their [ __ ] taste really good. Lots of butter. Lot either lots of butter. Like lots of oil or lots of salt. I’ve heard about the oil. Oh, the salt. We can add salt to these, too. A little bit for that hint of like something. Yeah. Wait, let’s add some pumpkin now. Oh, yeah. How much How much pumpkin should we add? Honestly, the whole can. I was literally about to say that. I was literally about to say that. Wow. Didn’t realize pumpkin’s that sticky. Here. Here. Here. You should check it like this. Maybe. Oh, wow. Like, oh, nice going, dude. The next time I eat pumpkin out of the can, I’m going to hit you up. Yeah. Hit me up, bro. Hit me up. You kind of did that with ease. No, it’s kind of my thing. What about What about sugar? We added a whole cup of sugar. Oh yeah, we did do that, didn’t we? We could add more if you want more sugar. No, no, no. It’s fine. It’s fine. I’m down for whatever. Um Oh god. I feel like I feel like there’s a lump. So my question there’s a lump in this that um is not getting mixed. If you see that, it’s still dry. Literally dry powders inside of it. Wait, dude. That’s That was my bad cuz I was playing around with it. That’s the lightest egg I’ve ever felt. Wait, should I do an egg trick? Oh, do you you know if you No, I don’t. Dude, I was about to be I was about to be impressed. Like whatever you could have done, like it was about to impress. Wait, that’s kind of scary. Are you a juggler? Should I try three? No, I’ve never juggled before. This is a first. Wow, you’re doing great. You’re doing great. Oh, wait. That’s the party trick. That was supposed to happen. That was supposed to happen cuz you’re using it for the recipe. Wait, this is a good idea. You know, we’re going to use two eggs. Okay, two eggs. is Oh [ __ ] Two eggs is better than one. Send nobody. Oh, that was good, dude. That was sweet. Are we supposed to use a little of the shell, too? Huh? Was there shell in there? Uh, just a little bit. This is a really good question, actually. Growing up, were you the funny kid or the emo kid? Oh, I think I was a little bit annoying. a little bit of a class clown in middle school. But then once I got old enough to like feel anxious and like insecurity, all that [ __ ] like dude, literally the moment going in freshman year, high school, everything changed cuz I only had like 20 classmates in middle school, you know, really. But then I then go to high school and then like, you know, you’re around all these people you don’t know and I instantly just like got very quiet. Also doing social media was kind of embarrassing being in Kansas. Like that’s an embarrassing thing there unfortunately. So wait, by the way too, sorry to interject, but I I also lived in Kansas as well. Yeah, dude. I forgot about that. It’s [ __ ] crazy. So crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I went to middle school in Kansas. That’s insane. What was it? Topeka or Olaf? O Kansas. Yeah. Shout out Kansas. I love Kansas. What do you think of this? What? I feel like this consistency like Yeah. Let me put I’ll put some more into it, too. This is great. This looks like real pumpkin consistency. Yeah. Here, I’ll show the camera. My mommy instincts are telling me like it doesn’t matter what’s inside of it. What matters is the consist consistency. That’s what’s going to make it. This is perfect in the muffin. Yeah, I would say that’s that’s muffin consistency. That’s actual real consistency. Wait, the one thing I did forget, bro, is I don’t know how how what to heat the oven to and how long 350. That’s like the default in my brain. 350 baking. I think I recall 25 minutes was like a good time. So, I’m thinking we might do a cream cheese topping topping instead. Instead, we can do it afterwards almost. What’s called like a catheter? I had You know what I usually use is like Ziploc bags and I’ll snip the end. Wait, back to your qu back to the question I asked you though. What happened to you? I just started to get really insecure and is just having trouble having trouble socializing, having having social problems like uh I just really really crawled into my shell in high school and I never got out of it. So you had like the like you went through like puberty, got kind of like depression, anxiety, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Because like in middle school like dude like 20 people in my class like I knew these I knew these same people since kindergarten you know and then so it’s like you have the same class for like 8 years. Yeah. And then all of a sudden boom you’re just in this like foreign country basically high school where where everyone’s trying to impress each other and like there’s there’s tears of popularity and Were you popular in school? Oh my god no. Oh my god. You weren’t popular in high school, dude. I would I would literally say that I was I mean I don’t know if I don’t know if other people would agree with me but like in my mind like I was like the least possible popular person because like I wasn’t friends with like the people who were popular but also the people that weren’t popular they they also weren’t interested in being my friend. It’s cuz I was doing social media but also I don’t know like I just uh I was just struggling. If I could go back in time to like being in in like high school and stuff, I would have not given a [ __ ] what anybody like what I would have not given a [ __ ] actually because Oh, wait. Should we use a spoon? We should use a spoon. When I was in high school, I kind of like in my mind like I was blaming everyone else. Like I’d be like, “It’s them, not me.” But like now me being older, I’m like, “Huh, maybe I just like really wasn’t putting enough work into it.” like like I was I was the one that was having trouble making friends, you know, like I was just assuming I was just I was just assuming friends were going to come to me, you know, but it’s not how it works. So nowadays, you know, me being an adult, me me realizing stuff like that, like I literally put myself out there all the time, like going out to bars and and meeting people and trying to keep up with people. Like I get that now. Like it’s kind of like you have to do all that work. Like friends are not going to like appear out of nowhere. I will say the older you get the better it gets like Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. More things to like more things to learn. More lessons to learn. Way more lessons learned. You want to fill some of those? Sure. Go. Dang it. Yeah, man. I like Oh, god damn it. It’s okay. It’s okay, bro. You see that’s a Jake muffin right there. That’s like Yeah, it’s got that’s got your name written all over it. Oh my god, bro. What the hell, bro? No, this is Listen, I’ve done I’ve done this before, so I see. Yeah, you’re good. Um, I’m just a little bit of a nib. I have another question. If you were not a YouTuber, what would you be? Oh my god, literally anything that involves film. I went to college for a semester for film. I would love to be like a director or something. Okay. I just like I love being behind the camera, you know? It’s not even about being in front of it. Like I like to the reason why I like to make videos is cuz you know I like the final product, you know. It’s not about really me being on the camera. It’s just like me about me making something. So if I wasn’t a YouTuber, yeah, I would love to be a director, something like that or like a screenwriter, something. The thing is you can still do that. I think the coolest thing about like I mean YouTube is like the new form of like television. I feel like I think I think statistically there is more people watching YouTube than TV. There’s like more. I watch YouTube. Me, too. I I’ve never fell victim to this until recently until like this this past year. This whole this whole year in general. Payton kind of got me into watching YouTube every night. I can’t even watch a TV show anymore. I’m watching Bro, you have to like invest to get into it into into to get into a TV show now. You have to like invest your time into it. So much time. I cannot get through one TV show at the moment. I’m like involved in YouTube. It’s so bad. Like Yeah, YouTube is just like quick to the point. If you’re over something, you literally could leave it 5 minutes in. There’s nothing at loss. No. No. And on top of it, we’re supporting creators. Exactly. We’re supporting independent creatives. Let’s give that guy a little bit more little more love. Oh, look. Oh, he was in the shadows. He was in the shadows. There we go. Dude, we filled up the whole tray. Wow. And that’s never happened before. And a little to lick the spoon. You’re going to lick that? No, no, no, no. I’m just saying there’s enough to Oh, there’s enough to. But I wouldn’t. No, I wouldn’t like I want like a pumpkin spoon. Let’s do the icing. Is that Is that supposed to be before or after? It don’t matter. What? Yeah. Yeah. But we put it on. No, we’re gonna put it on after. Okay. Unless Should we fill them or No. No. Maybe. No. They don’t look fillable. I don’t know. I don’t know. I feel like it I fear that it might just mix together in a yucky way. Yeah. You know what? These look so beautiful. I’m excited to try these. So, yeah. Let’s Let’s leave these as is. I think the oven’s ready. Okay. And then we’ll make our frosting. Got it. And then we’ll wait. Is there Okay. Okay. Wait. I do have a timer right here. Oh, perfect. Pumpkin timer. Oh my gosh. It’s a pumpkin timer. This was super coincidental. Shout out to my sister all year though. My sister got this for me for my birthday. Oh, okay. Perfect timing. 25 minutes. Wow. That’s gorgeous. That’s amazing. That’s gorgeous. Do you have any questions for me? Anything you’ve wondered? I’m an open book, bro. I got I do have more questions for you, but just curious. Got any you got anything you’ve wondered? Yeah. Let’s see. What’s your perfect date night? So, my perfect date would be um I would say a really nice dinner, something cozy, outdoors, nice ambiance. Like, I like that. It’s ambient. I would then say maybe going and doing an activity like going to to an arcade, going in like bowling, going and playing like basketball or like something like active where you can like laugh, have fun, get to know each other, and it’s not serious. I think the one thing I hate about actual like first dates is how I feel like there’s a standard to perform. I don’t want to perform. I want to just be me because if you don’t if you don’t like me for me not being me, what’s the point of even being with you, you know? Yeah. No, that’s 100%. What about you? What’s your what’s your what’s your dream first date? Okay. Well, I like I love being a planner. So, I love I love dates in general. So I I would say start maybe start it off with like a a walkthrough like a garden or something. You know in LA they have like a lot of like you know like put together garden. So go like flower wash together. Yeah. Like the dusana or whatever whatever it’s called. Maybe a walk through there and get a coffee. Okay. Then the plan approaches of what we’re actually doing that day, which is like I don’t know, maybe like a let’s say like a boat ride, you know. So you’re bougie. You’re bougie with it. I do like to bougge out on dates. I do like to do that. Okay. It’s another thing to bougge out on. Got to treat You got to treat it. You got to treat them right. Yeah. No, 100%. 100%. And I like going to dinner when I feel like tired. Okay. Like like like as if like it’s like ah we complete the day. Wow. We did so much today. Now we got to relax, sit and like eat some yummy food and talk, catch up about your day. That’s a really That’s a bad I don’t like to go to dinner and like out of the blue just like chilling on the couch. Like I like to go to dinner after I feel like I just like completed a mission. Okay. It’s like you know it’s like it’s like retreat. You see one thing one thing for me I think with dates too is I really enjoy because like I don’t know I’m a I’m a relationship guy. I think you’re probably a relationship guy too. I want to just jump into like even chilling on my couch watching a movie. Yeah. You know what I’m saying? That’s what I would do after the dinner. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s what I would do after the dinner. Honestly, Netflix and chill has a bad name because I I I genuinely do just like to watch movies. Me, too. I enjoy watching movies, especially like scary movies with somebody cuz then you can It’s kind of like a psychological. It’s exhilarating. It’s definitely like a cute first date. Yeah. I just like I love that like like all those like plans like the multiple things you know like if if like coffee walk actual date activity then dinner then go back home relax a movie. You want to try that? Yeah. Yeah. And and tell me if it needs more sugar. Yeah. Honestly cuz it’s just going to be the frosting. It just needs cream and sugar. Should we add some cinnamon in there? My heart is telling me vanilla extract, but I know we don’t have that. I think I do, but it’s so old. And it’s an imitation vanilla. Let’s see if it’s like Wait. Best if used by Oh, yeah. It expired last month. I wouldn’t even Yeah. [ __ ] it. [ __ ] it. I should have gotten the vanilla extract. I fumbled. No, I fumbled. But you know what? We could do a little bit of this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just needs a little spunk. Yeah, it does need some spunk. I agree. you out of all the people that I feel like I’ve known out here that I’ve met like because me and like Payton and I we talk about we talk about you all the time. We’re like dude Jake is like the most locked in like dude you’re not locked in. I want to be not locked in cuz like I want to like I want to actually like just chill and rent and rent but it’s hard like uh I don’t know why. You do have like considerably one of the best jobs. Yeah. Very blessed. Very blessed. I also do feel like you like as someone who knows you, I feel like you don’t take that for granted at all, dude. No, bro. I’ll literally see people like I’ll see people just abandon their social media. Like people will be like people will have so many subs on YouTube and they’ll just like abandon their channel. Just stop post. I’m like, “Bro, best job ever.” Yeah. You’re just like you just like Yeah. You’re just tossing away literally like like 90% of kids dream jobs. there’s like le like and what are you doing right now? Like what are you doing? There’s so there’s so many creators that like stop being social media. I’m like what are they doing now? I don’t know. And a lot of the time I’ve seen it too because I’ve been in like I’ve been in the space which I don’t know if you know this but I’ve been in the space for like seven years. Like six or seven years. I’ve done like there’s been levels. There’s been so many like different weird eras for me. But I’ve been in LA for like six or seven years now I think which is a long time. Same. I love I love I love it here. I love it here too. Jake’s a good dude. Like I’ve known that for I’m the best. I’m the literally like I’m the coolest guy I [ __ ] know. No, bro. I actually have not had a single bad interaction with you once. I feel like we’ve always had a good honest You know what? Listen, not to get like not to get like uh like weird heartfelt weirdness here, but like um bro, I remember a year ago when I was at your place for a party and I had brought up YouTube to you. I think I had like 7,000 subscribers at the time. 7K. You have like what 60 now? about to be at 90. Damn, bro. Last time you told me you’re 50. I know. Whoa. I know. I know. That’s black, dude. That’s coming so soon. It’s coming so soon. Holy crap. I’m so excited. Like, actually, yeah. Thank you so much for the recent support. It’s been like my Oh, and I when I when I had brought it up to you, I remember thinking cuz you were like one of the people that inspired me. You and Johnny inspired I think me and Payton a lot. We’re like we saw I think what we what we had seen too is being around you guys is we were like these guys are so locked in with what they’re doing and it’s so inspiring because we felt like we were doing nothing. Like we were like we are we don’t know what we’re doing with our lives. We don’t know what we’re doing as creators. We don’t know what we’re doing like in the space at all. When we came across you guys and we met you guys and stuff like that I was like damn that’s what you’re supposed to do. And I remember thinking like you guys are the standard. So I was like, so when I of course and when I had talked to you, you didn’t belittle anything. You I remember you telling me actually you’re like, “Yeah, bro. Don’t miss a week.” Or something like a few moments later. Oh my gosh, they look good. Look at this. Those actually look beautiful. I wonder what our time is like on our on the thing. I don’t know. You know, you know the toothpick test. I’ve got a chopstick. Yeah. Yeah. That’s cheeky. I just learned that word. Cheeky. Cheeky. So, you just went to uh you went to the UK. I wanted to use it. No, my friend my some of my friends taught me. Let’s see. Wait. Oh [ __ ] Jeez. Oh yeah. Those are not done. Nope. Nope. Nope. That’s a no. Done. They look good though, guys. Just a just an FY. FYI, what we just did here, we if you put if you stick something in your baked good and it comes out wet like this, wet and sticky, it’s not ready. If it comes out with nothing on it, it’s ready. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know my friend Dolly? Who? Dolly. I don’t think so. Uh Dolly P. Dolly Pardon. Oh, Dolly Parton. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I’ve heard of her. Yeah. Well, I mean like not to name drop her, but like she’s just like You just tapped in with her. You’re close with her. We’re just close. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I feel like you just I feel like you just flexed on me. 15 minutes later. The difference in from earlier is I took that one earlier. There’s that stuff. And look. Oh, we’re good. That means it’s ready. These are good. Let’s pull them out. All right, guys. Now you can make muffins at home. Just from learning from us. Like, see, we’re not only making delicious muffins for ourselves, but we’re also teaching a community of people how to do it as well. 100%. And it’s like a it’s like a beautiful kind of thing kind of. Oh, wait. Wow. I’ve never used this before. Smell like pumpkin spice and everything. Wow. You know, if you just picture yourself as like an eagle like a in in like the pumpkins or like mountains that you know, like you know what one thing I wanted to say to you is that when I hear when I hear the for some reason you made a Tik Tok so long ago, I think like a year ago on the 4th of July where you did like the it was like the like the super American like like uh I don’t know why you scream. scream red, white, and blue in like the best way. What does that mean? What does that mean? I don’t know. Like, like you’re you’re like a bald eagle to me. Like, but like not bald. You know what I’m saying? Thank you, man. Thank you, man. Should we Let’s You know what? Let’s take a break really quick. We’re going to let these cool down and let’s frost them and then we’ll sit down and we’ll try them and we’ll rate them from 1 to 10. Okay, let’s do it. Yeah. Yeah, because you know what I realized? Huh? I’m forgetting about science. The butter is not going to be solid until we let it sit. Literally what we were talking about earlier, the butter is is damp as can be. Yeah. And we need to like do that. We just need to let it break. You see, you just used so much brain power on me. I can tell you went to college for a semester. Not as good. Guys, look at these damn muffins. Those look actually beautiful. Dude, you are beautiful. I can’t wait till we actually come out with like a muffin business. We need a muffin. A muffin truck, dude. Yeah, a muffin truck just for like even muffin truck. And we’re going to call it We’re going to call it [ __ ] ass muffins. Dude, I’ve been so hyperfixated on the word [ __ ] ass cuz Wait, what? Really? Really? Because because this one one of my friends, she she told me I’m not even kidding. Like first time really ever talking to this girl. Like I was going up to her like like like you know I’m trying to get to know her and she goes, “Oh, what’s up with you and your [ __ ] ass bangs?” I was like, “What? My [ __ ] ass what?” She said, “My [ __ ] ass bangs.” I got told I had [ __ ] ass bangs. And then and then she proceeded to tell me that she actually liked my bangs. So I don’t really know. I don’t know. Like I’ve heard that girls like longer hair. I have heard that too. I you know every time every time I see a guy get a buzz cut, it’s like an angel lost its twins. Dude, when I got my hair cut last year, short as hell. I don’t know if you remember seeing me then, but it got cut short unwillingly. It just got She just cut it short. Mhm. Uh, literally felt like I lost my wings. I felt like I lost all my confidence. I felt like I lost my character. I felt like I lost who I was. And yeah, so I don’t think I’ll really ever have super short hair ever again. Yeah, not me. Hot take. I love when girls have buzz cuts or py cuts. I I I literally Wait, girls can just pull off anything. I literally like in my brain I literally like worship women. Like literally just I feel like a woman could do no wrong. I agree. Like and I know that sounds cliche but No, we love women. We love women around here. Yeah. Are you close with your mom and sister and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Like and I mean like I get along better with girls than guys. And that also sounds like cliche and pick me, but it’s just true. Wait, maybe that’s why you and I get along so well because we both we both are tapped into our feminine energy. Yes. circumment chakras. Yes. Yeah. And I also love holding a motorcycle helmet and like reading a book in public. Me too. I love being so performative. It’s so good, dude. Wait, those look insane. You weren’t holding back today, bro. You let it rip. Wait, this is crazy. These actually look insane. I cannot wait to try these, dude. It’s been a genuine pleasure making these with you. You as well, bro. You as well, bro. Oh my god. Like, we might really have to go all in with our We eyeballed this, guys. That That’s That’s the most shocking part is that like it’s it was eyeballed. I mean, the most shocking part is going to be the taste test cuz we have to see. Cheers, dude. [ __ ] Wow, dude. This might be the best pumpkin muffin I’ve ever made. Dead ass. Dead ass. I think that we should start making these muffins and giving them to friends. Do you want to take some of these for your friends? I’ll Yeah, I’ll take a few. I’ll take a few. Yeah, I want to spread the good word. Okay. Who do you think you’re going to give them to? I don’t know. I don’t know. Maybe. Maybe my neighbor. Good idea. I’m so scared to give my neighbors stuff because I feel like they’re going to think I poison them. You know what I’m saying? It’s like I’ve never It’s It’s like, “Oh, here. I’ve I’ve been living here for 2 years and I’ve never knocked on your door, but here. Do you want a You want a pumpkin muffin?” Wow. That’s not Why would I Dude, like I feel like I in my in my dark horse apron, dude. If you bake these, please I don’t know. Tag us on what? Tik Tok. Tag us on Tik Tok. Yeah. And try them. Literally copy all of our copy what we did. These turn out perfect. Also, like if you know any recipe websites, put in our exact measurements and throw our recipe up there for other for other people. For others, what are they named? Jake and Jake and Jordan’s badass badass pumpkin muffins. [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] ass pumpkin muffins. [ __ ] ass pumpkin muffins. Jake and Jordan’s [ __ ] ass pumpkin muffins. Dude, again, thank you so much for coming through on this. This was course, bro. I’m happy to like literally I like you’re telling me to come over here and make muffins. Sign me up. He’s in. Sign me up. What do y’all want to see next? Cuz we should go do we should go do something actually like something sick, too. Dude, I would be so down. I would be so down. I like I I just like doing things in general. Me, too. Like, you know, I just like staying busy, like doing stuff. Well, yeah. Comment some things that you want us that you want to see us do cuz I’m actually like I’m I’m down to go do some fun stuff. Wait. Oh, no. I have like a new there’s a new name for my audience, bro. And it’s so bad. It used to be the stallions, the dark stallions, which was horrible. That’s so trash. Um, it’s Jordan’s little waterworks. Wow. No, that’s adorable. Oh, that’s adorable. That’s adorable. It’s adorable till you know what it means. Goodbye, little waterworks. Bye, waterworks. Oh, bro. Bye, waterworks. That’s so gross.