Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?
by noburns
47 Comments
GreyOps
My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
Sniggledumper
get some bread and make ham and turkey sandwiches for the next 4 days
864FREEWADE
It’s cool , but damn that’s a lot of cheese
Dogekaliber
r/deliciouscompliance
ChefArtorias
It’s like ten layers of cheese? Looks dry as hell tbh.
Fine sandwich other than that. Although the ham portions don’t seem even.
danfish_77
Poorly made but at least there’s a lot
burnafter3ading
Homer Simpson: “Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese.”
JoexsXs
Oops! Thinking about that cheese between my teeth, I hope they melt it until it evaporates.
techwizpepsi
compliments to the chef!!
StarEndymion998
Congratulations, you got ingredients for a week’s worth of sandwiches. I pray only this happened to me
Dragon_Crisis_Core
If thats real chedder count as a win, seperate the meat and cheese down to where you like it and save the rest to make new sandwitches.
quane101
I’m thinking they were about to throw out the ingredients and he didn’t want to waste them or he secretly hates his job and wanted to waste the deli’s resources.
brutalistgarden
Imagine being this ungrateful.
Demonlord3600
Why is the 2 slices of pepperoni and 1 slice of lettuce so funny to me
Comfortable_Rain_744
I mean, did you eat it?
roundtwentythree
I’m confused, are we complaining? If so, why exactly?
GoredonTheDestroyer
I mean, that is – *by definition* – a ham and turkey sandwich.
sybautspmofrfr
A bit too much cheese, other than that it looks good
rhyithan
If you relayered it so its not just a block of cheese and a block of hams itd be delicious
sullcrowe
Correct, that is stupid.
wagzapped
Damn boy he thicc!
T00thhead
Do you have enough cheese though?
ahockofham
such an odd meat bread and cheese ratio
KnoxenBox
I’m getting constipated from this image.
MukdenMan
“Give me all the cheese.”
“Wait, come back. I’m worried you heard ‘all the cheese’ and thought I meant I wanted a lot of cheese. No, I’m saying I want ALL the cheese.”
RobbSnow64
Bro put like 30 $ in ingredients in there, wonder how much OP paid
NicholasLit
Amazing deal
MatterSlow7347
I see no problem here. In fact this sandwich fixes all the problems I’ve ever had with turkey sandwiches.
cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n
At least you are getting your money’s worth
WellEndowedPlaya

Yautja834
Anything else? Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people.
AdorableBunnies
This is incredible. Buy some bread and you can be eating sandwiches all week!
Mammoth-Series-9419
put it in the microwave and melt the cheese
Modest1Ace
You can take most of it off and save it for other sandwiches, there is enough there for at least 5 more sandwiches…you’re set for the week on cheese.
Adlien_
That’s stupid thick with it, my damn
Sasstellia
It’s fine. You can eat it over time.
Beaconxdr789
Mmmmm….64 slices of American cheeeese
ChaddyBones1989
“We can’t have people complaining that there’s not enough cheese on the cheese sandwiches now can we?” – Freddy Got Fingered
wormboy2000
peel those extras off the sandwich, bag em up and pick up a loaf of bread in the bakery section, sandwiches all week
SSJkakarrot
Did tom green make your sandwich?
HabeQuiddam
I would just peel off the middle 80% of that chz stack and save it for later in my fridge.
KernunQc7
Hope you didn’t eat all of this in one sitting.
palewhiteghost
Did you pay normal price/not extra? I’d totally save some of that cheese if you took it home but if it was a to go sandwich yeah..that’s stupid as hell lol
pepenepe
That’s mire like a HAAAAAAAAAAAAM and CHEEEEEEEEESSEEEEE, sandwich
47 Comments
My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
get some bread and make ham and turkey sandwiches for the next 4 days
It’s cool , but damn that’s a lot of cheese
r/deliciouscompliance
It’s like ten layers of cheese? Looks dry as hell tbh.
Fine sandwich other than that. Although the ham portions don’t seem even.
Poorly made but at least there’s a lot
Homer Simpson: “Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese.”
Oops! Thinking about that cheese between my teeth, I hope they melt it until it evaporates.
compliments to the chef!!
Congratulations, you got ingredients for a week’s worth of sandwiches. I pray only this happened to me
If thats real chedder count as a win, seperate the meat and cheese down to where you like it and save the rest to make new sandwitches.
I’m thinking they were about to throw out the ingredients and he didn’t want to waste them or he secretly hates his job and wanted to waste the deli’s resources.
Imagine being this ungrateful.
Why is the 2 slices of pepperoni and 1 slice of lettuce so funny to me
I mean, did you eat it?
I’m confused, are we complaining? If so, why exactly?
I mean, that is – *by definition* – a ham and turkey sandwich.
A bit too much cheese, other than that it looks good
If you relayered it so its not just a block of cheese and a block of hams itd be delicious
Correct, that is stupid.
Damn boy he thicc!
Do you have enough cheese though?
such an odd meat bread and cheese ratio
I’m getting constipated from this image.
“Give me all the cheese.”
“Wait, come back. I’m worried you heard ‘all the cheese’ and thought I meant I wanted a lot of cheese. No, I’m saying I want ALL the cheese.”
Bro put like 30 $ in ingredients in there, wonder how much OP paid
Amazing deal
I see no problem here. In fact this sandwich fixes all the problems I’ve ever had with turkey sandwiches.
At least you are getting your money’s worth

Anything else?
Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people.
This is incredible. Buy some bread and you can be eating sandwiches all week!
put it in the microwave and melt the cheese
You can take most of it off and save it for other sandwiches, there is enough there for at least 5 more sandwiches…you’re set for the week on cheese.
That’s stupid thick with it, my damn
It’s fine. You can eat it over time.
Mmmmm….64 slices of American cheeeese
“We can’t have people complaining that there’s not enough cheese on the cheese sandwiches now can we?” – Freddy Got Fingered
peel those extras off the sandwich, bag em up and pick up a loaf of bread in the bakery section, sandwiches all week
Did tom green make your sandwich?
I would just peel off the middle 80% of that chz stack and save it for later in my fridge.
Hope you didn’t eat all of this in one sitting.
Did you pay normal price/not extra? I’d totally save some of that cheese if you took it home but if it was a to go sandwich yeah..that’s stupid as hell lol
That’s mire like a HAAAAAAAAAAAAM and CHEEEEEEEEESSEEEEE, sandwich
Is your name Shaggy by any chance?

Looks like mortadella