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Smoothie I made :)


Smoothie I made 🙂

by omegamags

47 Comments

  1. JankBrew

    Looks like you poured egg drop soup into watermelon juice.

  2. Verventee

    Are you drinking shredded chicken or something

  3. Asexually_Freaky

    This looks like a reverse parasite cleanse.

  4. Tomavogic

    Smoothie made by you AFTER you threw it up 

  5. kristinyash

    This looks like shredded chicken more than some vegan chick’n without even trying.

  7. lanch-party

    This is a reminder that you have free will and don’t have to do this to yourself

  10. joshpoppedyou

    I think you missed the part where it’s meant to be SMOOTH

  12. Squidgyboot123

    Can you tell me what that is? Just so I can avoid ever seeing it again for the remainder of my life.

  16. NewAcanthaceae869

    Eye worms floating in formaldehyde?

  17. Agitated-Contact7686

    Yummmmm…. Tapeworm smoothie. My favorite 😍

  21. Delta9THICC

    I know Vomit when I see it. Looks like you had hot wings and a few rum and cokes

  23. InsanePancake3

    Wtf is that?!?

    ![gif](giphy|dp74BKs7XV7Ve)

  24. Thinyser

    OP I demand an explanation of what this is, beyond just smoothie….

  25. murpux

    OP, you can’t just post this abomination and not respond to anyone about what you were trying to make.

    If you survived drinking this, please report back!!

  26. Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

    Aren’t smoothies supposed to be…you know…smooth?

  27. omegamags

    Hi just a few answers to some questions

    1. there is no meat in this

    2. recipe for those wondering: blend grapes, strawberries, water, sugar, ice and fruit punch together Add one dollop of honey peanut butter but do not blend simply mix it in Congrats you have this monstrosity 🙂 it’s fairly tasty just looks unappealing

    3. Also this is so funny because I work at place where I make milkshakes and smoothies 🙂 those come out much better lol

  29. Phill_Cyberman

    Not a *smooth*ie, but a noodle-ie,or maybe a worm-ie

  30. According_Expert_717

    ![gif](giphy|5tvXG2bIsjV9Cze7N9)

  31. ModestMouseTrap

    man that sure looks like liquid parasite

  34. SinkCat69

    You should be court-ordered to eat prepackaged food because you are a danger to yourself and others.

  35. yells_at_bugs

    ![gif](giphy|5hq3wKjgW95iqN1Fba|downsized)

  38. ChiefWahoooMcDaniels

    Smoothies are supposed to be smooth. You made a roughie.

  39. NewNecessary3037

    Hey, so there’s nothing smooth about this.

  41. KudosOfTheFroond

    This is an actual image of RFK, Jr’s brain

  43. piazzapizzazz

    You know they’re supposed to be *smooth*, right?

  44. blind-as-fuck

    This was better left in a link hidden in the comments of your previous post 🙁

  46. frisbee-merchant

    Bro that ain’t a smoothie that’s a roughie

  47. Old_and_Strange

    I think I used to see stuff like this in the Pathology lab at the hospital, and the staff would be eating their lunch surrounded by it.