Where the “FUCK CLUB SANDWICHES” rant guy at?! We need to get you two together
Loki_the_Smokey
can’t tell if this is a shitpost, or in support of the deranged rant yesterday.
A+
SergeiMosin
I’ll never forget being on the sandwich station at a previous job and getting 15 of these motherfuckers on one ticket. Every single one had at least 2 modifications, and I was thankfully able to get the salad guy to run over and help.
pathug
Not enough toothpicks. 5/10
TimelySheepherder939
Lemme ask you a question. How do we feel about frilly toothpicks?
There’s a place we frequent for work lunches that makes the best, they roast turkeys every day for the following days club houses.
With cheese on white. My god are they good.
happyinthenaki
Delicious, just had breakfast now I’m hungry again!
But….. Are those chippies next to that line cooks nightmare? I’m insane enough to eat them with a mince pie (not the fruit kind) but a club sandwich? I always thought a club was a full meal all in itself.
mrsristretto
Fuck I love a good club sandwich. Hand it over!
pcloudy
This very popular and very mid restaurant near me doesnt even add the extra slice of bread and its supposed to be a diner. Fuck you no frill bar and grill. I will happily name and shame that place for the travesty of a club sandwich they served me.
gtdurand
Inside of me are two wolves: one who had to prepare a hundred club sandwiches a shift and hates them, and the other who still loves eating club sandwiches. I feed both of them. They’re getting enormous. They’re going to burst out of my chest any minute.
Krewtan
Love clubs. Sorry to those working in diners, I did my years in them, but I always get clubs.
ranting_chef
Hated making these at a busy lunch place. Huge pain in the ass. Even worse if you offer a choice of bread.
fbp
I like to order these for lunch for my team. I order 16 of them at exactly 12:08 pm
tlollz52
“You’re telling me I gotta toast some bread and then assemble the shit?”
TieProfessional5139
Yo shout out club sandwich man from yesterday
thingsinmyhouse
I used to love making clubs..
Unlikely-Risk-5278
I’m not even a member
bigwinterblowout
Surprising lack of avocado on that club
SwiftWithIt
What’s wrong with club sandwiches
SexyWampa
Well, I know what I’m ordering for dinner, 😈
TheClownKid
Almost got tricked into thinking this was sincere. Solid work OP.
A_Sketchy_Doctor
Knock it off with all these club sandwich posts. Gonna have me ruining someone’s day when I go get two
OddFatherJuan
Clubs take 30 seconds. SIngle clubs (no club) suck but are doable. Single clubs cut into four are garbage.
LuckyTrashcan
I will die on the hill that the club sandwich is the best order to get a feel for a restaurant. If they can’t be damned to assemble some meat and bread properly that’s an issue.
Kojiro12
usual_chef_1
Hate to make them, but love to eat them. Classic for a reason.
HndsDwnThBest
Your worst nightmare is a fucking SANDWICH!!!? This has to be satire. I sincerely hope so, or I have words. Much more words for you.
MaxMischi3f
Hell yea love a fuckin’ club sando
O8ee
might make a club tonight. It’s gotten under my skin and I want one now
Caprice42
Lmfao!! I just started at a diner with clubs that fall apart without expert precision.
Rasty1973
Most clubs I’ve made were around 150 for a group of 300 ladies. Only used green frill picks just to accentuate the OCD.
Pinepark
When my family owned a restaurant I fucking hated making Club Sandwiches. Plus a good portion of our sales were carry out so these dumb fucking things with the toothpicks sticking out of the styro containers. Fuck them.
I eventually had my Dad take them off the menu. All those office bitches had to find something else. Lol
tomtom1019
So tasty though… lol
seppia99
Can I get it cut into eight pieces please? With a side of carbonara. But I don’t like pepper and I am deathly allergic to eggs!
Can you arrange the eight mini sandwiches onto a ramp of some sorts? Maybe some kind of staircase? I am also very allergic to non-elevated foods. (Flat foods give me hives)
burgonies
Can we get a Sandwich Artist in here to help us get out of the weeds?!
MarkyGalore
like a cobb salad no two people order a club sandwich the same way.
Issac-Cox-Daley
I have to make the food on the menu?
moanakai
Find another line of work
phish_sucks
Oh no me have to make sammich 😫
notcabron
I was senior EC at a high end retirement home. Of course, that clientele loved club sandwiches. But they couldn’t open their mouth wide enough to eat a proper one, much finish the whole (1/2) sandwich.
Our solution was to make a tomato bacon jam and get the absolute thinnest sliced bread we could from GFS but we still sold so many it was a pain during service but not predictable enough that we could par make them and hold them (like we did at TGI Friday’s). So then i made it a wrap option and it cut down on the amount of toast we had to make and we were able to route it to garde manger.
Amd clubs ceased to be a mother fucker lol
pennynotrcutt
I love club sandwiches but I always ask for one without the extra slice in the middle. I’m sorry, forgive me. They’re fucking delicious.
fetter80
But they’re sooo fancy! Did you see the toothpick? Who doesn’t like a turkey sandwich with extra steps?!
Significant_Gas_3868
Can someone please tell me if I’m being an asshole or not when I order a club sandwich? They are the best.
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Where the “FUCK CLUB SANDWICHES” rant guy at?! We need to get you two together
can’t tell if this is a shitpost, or in support of the deranged rant yesterday.
A+
I’ll never forget being on the sandwich station at a previous job and getting 15 of these motherfuckers on one ticket. Every single one had at least 2 modifications, and I was thankfully able to get the salad guy to run over and help.
Not enough toothpicks. 5/10
Lemme ask you a question. How do we feel about frilly toothpicks?
Honest. That looks good and now I want one.
https://preview.redd.it/27t71xnh6tmf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a403aa92162a4dcb8edb05e1a05c27c4d5ee78a
“And in the middle we shall dump CHIPS!”
There’s a place we frequent for work lunches that makes the best, they roast turkeys every day for the following days club houses.
With cheese on white. My god are they good.
Delicious, just had breakfast now I’m hungry again!
But….. Are those chippies next to that line cooks nightmare? I’m insane enough to eat them with a mince pie (not the fruit kind) but a club sandwich? I always thought a club was a full meal all in itself.
Fuck I love a good club sandwich. Hand it over!
This very popular and very mid restaurant near me doesnt even add the extra slice of bread and its supposed to be a diner. Fuck you no frill bar and grill. I will happily name and shame that place for the travesty of a club sandwich they served me.
Inside of me are two wolves: one who had to prepare a hundred club sandwiches a shift and hates them, and the other who still loves eating club sandwiches. I feed both of them. They’re getting enormous. They’re going to burst out of my chest any minute.
Love clubs. Sorry to those working in diners, I did my years in them, but I always get clubs.
Hated making these at a busy lunch place. Huge pain in the ass. Even worse if you offer a choice of bread.
I like to order these for lunch for my team. I order 16 of them at exactly 12:08 pm
“You’re telling me I gotta toast some bread and then assemble the shit?”
Yo shout out club sandwich man from yesterday
I used to love making clubs..
I’m not even a member
Surprising lack of avocado on that club
What’s wrong with club sandwiches
Well, I know what I’m ordering for dinner, 😈
Almost got tricked into thinking this was sincere. Solid work OP.
Knock it off with all these club sandwich posts. Gonna have me ruining someone’s day when I go get two
Clubs take 30 seconds. SIngle clubs (no club) suck but are doable. Single clubs cut into four are garbage.
I will die on the hill that the club sandwich is the best order to get a feel for a restaurant. If they can’t be damned to assemble some meat and bread properly that’s an issue.
Hate to make them, but love to eat them. Classic for a reason.
Your worst nightmare is a fucking SANDWICH!!!? This has to be satire. I sincerely hope so, or I have words. Much more words for you.
Hell yea love a fuckin’ club sando
might make a club tonight. It’s gotten under my skin and I want one now
Lmfao!! I just started at a diner with clubs that fall apart without expert precision.
Most clubs I’ve made were around 150 for a group of 300 ladies. Only used green frill picks just to accentuate the OCD.
When my family owned a restaurant I fucking hated making Club Sandwiches. Plus a good portion of our sales were carry out so these dumb fucking things with the toothpicks sticking out of the styro containers. Fuck them.
I eventually had my Dad take them off the menu. All those office bitches had to find something else. Lol
So tasty though… lol
Can I get it cut into eight pieces please? With a side of carbonara. But I don’t like pepper and I am deathly allergic to eggs!
Can you arrange the eight mini sandwiches onto a ramp of some sorts? Maybe some kind of staircase? I am also very allergic to non-elevated foods. (Flat foods give me hives)
Can we get a Sandwich Artist in here to help us get out of the weeds?!
like a cobb salad no two people order a club sandwich the same way.
I have to make the food on the menu?
Find another line of work
Oh no me have to make sammich 😫
I was senior EC at a high end retirement home. Of course, that clientele loved club sandwiches. But they couldn’t open their mouth wide enough to eat a proper one, much finish the whole (1/2) sandwich.
Our solution was to make a tomato bacon jam and get the absolute thinnest sliced bread we could from GFS but we still sold so many it was a pain during service but not predictable enough that we could par make them and hold them (like we did at TGI Friday’s). So then i made it a wrap option and it cut down on the amount of toast we had to make and we were able to route it to garde manger.
Amd clubs ceased to be a mother fucker lol
I love club sandwiches but I always ask for one without the extra slice in the middle. I’m sorry, forgive me. They’re fucking delicious.
But they’re sooo fancy! Did you see the toothpick? Who doesn’t like a turkey sandwich with extra steps?!
Can someone please tell me if I’m being an asshole or not when I order a club sandwich? They are the best.