WTF is this tasteless, extra crust foldover bullshit? Flavor was about as bland as the cardboard backing they call crust.

by Thatguy7242

19 Comments

  1. Prairie2Pacific

    So we’re just supposed to ignore the pineapple?

  2. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    The photo doesn’t look that bad, overall. There needs to addtional evidence and further testimony.

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  3. TBoopSquiggShorterly

    The first crime was committed when you ordered pineapple.

  4. digitalogicpdx

    That crust is a crime, let alone the over cook on ingredients.

  5. restfulkitten52

    I mean that’s clearly like lunch meat ham thrown on a pizza. Could work sounds like it didn’t lol

  6. restfulkitten52

    I’ve already rendered my verdict but you have to go jalapeno pineapple. Extra sauce. That’s a crime I’m willing to commit over and over

  7. benno4461

    Buying pizza from a store during late stage capitalism and being surprised by this shit is the real crime here.

  8. TheImpossiblyPossibl

    I thought it had cheese at least then I read your description guilty

  9. SirCaptainReynolds

    Holy cannoli. What the fuck happened?! I’d be genuinely curious to interview the owner of that pizza joint and get a breakdown of that crime scene.

  10. fictionallymarried

    I can’t tell if the crust is undercooked or overcooked. Regardless, your teeth deserve compensation

  11. ibeerianhamhock

    This looks fine for a $12 quick-order pizza. If you paid more than 18 I’d consider prosecuting… maybe.

    Eta – did you order Hawaiian? Why would you tell on yourself, now your getting prosecuted. Smh.

  12. SnooObjections6553

    I’d have eaten the cardboard. With red peppers.

  13. Hungweileaux

    The only crime here is ordering a Hawaiian pizza