Chicken ramen, blanched snap peas, tuna, and a sriracha pentagram.
by South_Huckleberry_40
24 Comments
KeithSlashEth
Oh nice, it’s sacrificial now. As it should be (:
TheDeadKingofChina
Oh good, you’re summoning a demon to cook you something palatable
Responsible-Kale-904
r/satanicfoodporn
I_Luv_Adobo
I used to eat something similar to this way back when I was working out a lot. Was inspired by Cali Muscle’s recipe for what he ate in prison to stay jacked. It was basically all of the same components but with kale instead of the peas and mustard instead of Sriracha. I loved it. Still make it from time to time.
ZuStorm93
The summoned demon looking at the offerings be like:
Tomavogic
And Satan helped 💖
FormingTheVoid
Warm-Future1835
ur going to hell for that
SharkPicnic
Wild thing to do to your cats food.
VexTheTielfling
Actually that’s a pentacle since there’s a circle around the pentagram.
No man. God dam it lol. Not a religious faux pas just the ketchup in general lol
thisis_meleaving
🤢
br3nt3h
You meant tuna ketchup ramen… 😆
Blackmetal55
Looks like you made a snack for Tom Araya. While you’re in the kitchen, could you grab a Pepsi for Mike? His mom won’t get him one for some reason. Thanks!!!
TerrorTwyns
It’s not the worst we’ve seen here…
Rexxington
I don’t think Satan would eat this.
jr_randolph
Hail Tuna!
tyrant454
That is a pretty cheap struggle meal though, with fiber, protein, veggies and dark thoughts. All the essential groups.
24 Comments
Oh nice, it’s sacrificial now. As it should be (:
Oh good, you’re summoning a demon to cook you something palatable
r/satanicfoodporn
I used to eat something similar to this way back when I was working out a lot. Was inspired by Cali Muscle’s recipe for what he ate in prison to stay jacked. It was basically all of the same components but with kale instead of the peas and mustard instead of Sriracha. I loved it. Still make it from time to time.
The summoned demon looking at the offerings be like:
And Satan helped 💖
ur going to hell for that
Wild thing to do to your cats food.
Actually that’s a pentacle since there’s a circle around the pentagram.
It would have fit perfectly in a [specific](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24MRTxgvRE) Jogger music video!
Hell’s kitchen
Nope, the ketchup ruined it…
You summoned me?
Ah I see sending it back to hell
Snackrifice
No man. God dam it lol. Not a religious faux pas just the ketchup in general lol
🤢
You meant tuna ketchup ramen… 😆
Looks like you made a snack for Tom Araya. While you’re in the kitchen, could you grab a Pepsi for Mike? His mom won’t get him one for some reason. Thanks!!!
It’s not the worst we’ve seen here…
I don’t think Satan would eat this.
Hail Tuna!
That is a pretty cheap struggle meal though, with fiber, protein, veggies and dark thoughts. All the essential groups.