Amazing. I wrote out the entire speech from V for Vendetta one slow night and it hung in the kitchen for years 😂😂
No_Math_1234
That server wouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen except to pick up and bus for the rest of the night.
Thebassistcain
I think so. No feeling such as “aww this mf, what the fuck do these jerks want, is it a bag of dicks?”
Proceed to read for 10 minutes because I’m an ADHD troglodyte.
“Eyyyyyy those words mean i ain’t gotta do nothing, aight cool, back to whatever i was doing.”
I’m also a bit of a playful dude in kitchens, so it would be considered fair play in my eyes.
No-Solution-6103
Lol 😂
Bring out the Judas Cradle.
SubstanceNo1544
“WHO DIDNT CALL BACK THE FUCKIN 10 TOP THATS COMING THRU RI….oh you asshole hahaha haha fuck you Becky”
And back to work.
MariachiArchery
Oh… this is going to be one of those “depends on chef’s mood” things. And also, who rang it in.
There are some days that this would boil my blood. There are also some days where this would crack me the fuck up.
kingtacticool
Entirely depends on how hot she is.
Emergency-Program146
I had better love my waitstaff to death for this to come to pass. Otherwise, throat stabbing (parody, parody, not serious).
TheGinger_Ninja0
Fuck you. Well played
nateshoe91
I used to do this all the time when I was bartending, especially when my best buddy was in the kitchen. I wrote whole paragraphs some times! I kept a couple thst I was on the receiving end of, as well (at that place I split my time cooking and bartending).
Only ever do it when it’s slow, and make sure the receiver isn’t in a bad mood.
ChrisRiley_42
Ordering a blondie? Next time they come in, start playing ‘Heart of glass” 😉
AdMurky1021
Hey boss, server is wasting paper and my time again.
CAMSTONEFOX
Sir, this is a CVS. (adds 3 feet of receipt and 2 feet of coupons)
kurtbrussel24
When we are slammed? Im ready to throw hands. Slow??? Why are you wasting paper?? Still ready to throw hands 🤣🤣🤣
Yes im just joking 🤣
Wofust
All fun and games until several large parties come in right after
Nachman3
Dick move but yes it is funny.
steal_wool
Malice
BaxterSea
Hilarious
ThomasTheDankTank
I’ll never be upset about these, it’s a relief once you realize it’s fake.
DoomSabotage
That’s pretty funny
Issac-Cox-Daley
Kinda. But you catch me at the wrong time it’s nuclear.
CmdrFallout
Everyone gets one.
goodnames679
I would crack up at this lmao
jerryb2161
We have a touch screen and I would mess with one of the cooks when he went to smoke i would hit the recall button to make it look like 10-20 orders came in while he was outside. So I obviously think this is pretty funny
gman7707
Make it then blame the one cook who never reads the tickets anyway. I’m talking to you Gabe!
Enough_Ad_9338
Sometimes close to closing when it’s dead I would take the trash out the back and then go around to the front door to freak out FOH.
Puzzleheaded-Ad7606
I use to write poems about our manager that expo-ed’s sweater vests.
LeoAvatar22
They’re flirting for sure
BoneYardBirdy
Hilarious!
There was a day we had a TON of burgers getting ordered. Like, a week’s worth in ine lunch service, it was unreal.
The grill cooks are a husband and wife, the wife does the burgers. Her husband goes out to the head waitress and asks her to put in a prank ticket as a “final ticket” once we were all in.
She made that shit convincing as hell. 12 top, all burgers, 9 of them well done, half modded to hell.
She was so mad until hubby started laughing lol
salemness
if it was super busy id be annoyed. otherwise id laugh
Forward_Emotion4503
yeah … it was slow tonight here too lol
Wise-Call1729
The anguish of hearing the printer keep on going… This is p funny lol
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murder.
Def funny.
(Provided I’m not at that station)
Always depends on how busy it actually is.
Hilarious
Yes
Amazing. I wrote out the entire speech from V for Vendetta one slow night and it hung in the kitchen for years 😂😂
That server wouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen except to pick up and bus for the rest of the night.
I think so. No feeling such as “aww this mf, what the fuck do these jerks want, is it a bag of dicks?”
Proceed to read for 10 minutes because I’m an ADHD troglodyte.
“Eyyyyyy those words mean i ain’t gotta do nothing, aight cool, back to whatever i was doing.”
I’m also a bit of a playful dude in kitchens, so it would be considered fair play in my eyes.
Lol 😂
Bring out the Judas Cradle.
“WHO DIDNT CALL BACK THE FUCKIN 10 TOP THATS COMING THRU RI….oh you asshole hahaha haha fuck you Becky”
And back to work.
Oh… this is going to be one of those “depends on chef’s mood” things. And also, who rang it in.
There are some days that this would boil my blood. There are also some days where this would crack me the fuck up.
Entirely depends on how hot she is.
I had better love my waitstaff to death for this to come to pass. Otherwise, throat stabbing (parody, parody, not serious).
Fuck you. Well played
I used to do this all the time when I was bartending, especially when my best buddy was in the kitchen. I wrote whole paragraphs some times! I kept a couple thst I was on the receiving end of, as well (at that place I split my time cooking and bartending).
Only ever do it when it’s slow, and make sure the receiver isn’t in a bad mood.
Ordering a blondie? Next time they come in, start playing ‘Heart of glass” 😉
Hey boss, server is wasting paper and my time again.
Sir, this is a CVS. (adds 3 feet of receipt and 2 feet of coupons)
When we are slammed? Im ready to throw hands. Slow??? Why are you wasting paper?? Still ready to throw hands 🤣🤣🤣
Yes im just joking 🤣
All fun and games until several large parties come in right after
Dick move but yes it is funny.
Malice
Hilarious
I’ll never be upset about these, it’s a relief once you realize it’s fake.
That’s pretty funny
Kinda. But you catch me at the wrong time it’s nuclear.
Everyone gets one.
I would crack up at this lmao
We have a touch screen and I would mess with one of the cooks when he went to smoke i would hit the recall button to make it look like 10-20 orders came in while he was outside. So I obviously think this is pretty funny
Make it then blame the one cook who never reads the tickets anyway. I’m talking to you Gabe!
Sometimes close to closing when it’s dead I would take the trash out the back and then go around to the front door to freak out FOH.
I use to write poems about our manager that expo-ed’s sweater vests.
They’re flirting for sure
Hilarious!
There was a day we had a TON of burgers getting ordered. Like, a week’s worth in ine lunch service, it was unreal.
The grill cooks are a husband and wife, the wife does the burgers. Her husband goes out to the head waitress and asks her to put in a prank ticket as a “final ticket” once we were all in.
She made that shit convincing as hell. 12 top, all burgers, 9 of them well done, half modded to hell.
She was so mad until hubby started laughing lol
if it was super busy id be annoyed. otherwise id laugh
yeah … it was slow tonight here too lol
The anguish of hearing the printer keep on going… This is p funny lol
https://preview.redd.it/ms7c6gc89vmf1.jpeg?width=2988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151cd3dce2b46bc263d7b106e4e0ba59371880f1
Everytime one of the chefs walked away, we used to stick all the old dockets up to freak them out.
Not funny unless it’s DEAD dead. My chest hurts thinking about how many times the machine probably went chicka-changgggg chicka-changggggg 🫨
I leave notes for the kitchen sometimes, but this would send a few of them over the edge depending on the night.
So yall just posting flirting checks now?