“I’ll still love you when your skin looks like this”
toomuchtv987
What’s with the “good girl” stuff? Ew.
Sniggledumper
I love the other 2/3 of the pizza they didn’t even pretend they weren’t going to throw away
ILikeCakesAndPies
11/10 both the pizza and the overlaid text are trash.
FS-The-Return
Nothing a girl likes more than a badly cut pizza with cheese served on the table underneath ready to be scraped off.
Sy0nide_
He’s draining all the cheese!
CaptainCBeer
Rhis sub shoukd be called wastedfood not stupid food cause thats all i see here. People just ruining good food with stupid ideas
hydroshock20
Feel like yelling at the guy. “Dont just stand there and let the cheese fall off fucker!”
Own_Analyst_2034
The cheese falling off gave me the same kind of anxiety you get during a movie when you watch a character put one of their belongings down in a precarious place that you fully know they won’t be picking up on screen before the scene cuts.
ramasis_idk
Damn you lot
quane101
You can’t win her heart if you give her cardiac arrest!
TripsLLL
You’ll need more than one girl
the_marxman
Send this to a girl with the line “cheesed to pizz’ya”. Women love cheese, especially puns.
Live_Relative6970
Too much flop
Dependent_Stop_3121
You’re fired!!
Efficient-Maximum651
they don’t even know how to fucking cut it
Strange_Salary
That was a flop..
GloriaToo
MFers can never slice that shit all the way through.
LargeSelf994
Wasted 30% of the pizza. Then 30% of the cheese. Then 30% of your relationship with the “good girl”
napalmnacey
I like the cheese to stay ON my pizza, brah.
ShadBrok
Nope, she would get mad at the wasted cheese
js0uthh
Execution failed.
RightToTheThighs
r/pizzacrimes
So so sad to see
Romanoff786
I bet that tastes like hot garbage
JEWCEY
Send this to a pretty lady you want to get congestive heart failure. But also, can I get the number to this shop? Asking for a me, Mario
stressedndpressed
Whats the fucking point of this
PzoidoCheckah
If he holds it a little longer, it’s just soggy dough with tomato sauce.
creegro
Lol black gloves, so you know it’s gonna be shit
I was expecting him to throw it on the wall and weirdly pluck the cheese off with a toothpick and then serve it on a brick.
Terytha
If that’s what good girls get, can I be a neutral girl instead? I’ll also accept chaotic evil.
faux_shore
No, please don’t.
Thelone_Malonious
Yea… that’s not pizza
Fun-Distribution-159
Only thing stupid is no pepperoni on that slice. Otherwise just typical oversized slop for views and clicks
Endlesstrash1337
Why would I send this to one of my dogs?
NeatSad2756
DUDE MY CHEESE IS FALLING
LillyH-2024
I despise everything about this video. It’s stupid in a way that makes most posts on this sub look genius in comparison. Well done OP…lol.
UnusualAd5992
Ahh.. is this cream pie?
super_poo_brain
What the ninja turtle is he doing to that slice
DIJames6
This happened to me eating a slice waiting for a train after work one day.. This is just criminal activity..
astrielx
That’s some severely undercooked pizza, and 90% of the topping fell off because you held it like a tard.
IAmHaskINs
I fucking hate watching these things. Why go through all the trouble just to let it all fall off. There’s a point to putting all those ingredients together like that my man.
fluffy_panda11
a waste of food….stupid ppl
indigrow
Shits limper than bizkit
Eeping_Willow
Send me pizza crimes ig? Wtf…
Last_Lorien
This is such a shame, even before getting to what it would have tasted like.
GirthyPigeon
I don’t even think a dog would eat that shit.
Timely-Neck-9503
Would actually be great if cut regular however I’m still smashing nonetheless
49 Comments
That’s disgusting. Even worse with this “cheese”.
Only send this to people you despise.
The way the cheese fell off. It’s so sad.
“I’ll still love you when your skin looks like this”
What’s with the “good girl” stuff? Ew.
I love the other 2/3 of the pizza they didn’t even pretend they weren’t going to throw away
11/10 both the pizza and the overlaid text are trash.
Nothing a girl likes more than a badly cut pizza with cheese served on the table underneath ready to be scraped off.
He’s draining all the cheese!
Rhis sub shoukd be called wastedfood not stupid food cause thats all i see here. People just ruining good food with stupid ideas
Feel like yelling at the guy.
“Dont just stand there and let the cheese fall off fucker!”
The cheese falling off gave me the same kind of anxiety you get during a movie when you watch a character put one of their belongings down in a precarious place that you fully know they won’t be picking up on screen before the scene cuts.
Damn you lot
You can’t win her heart if you give her cardiac arrest!
You’ll need more than one girl
Send this to a girl with the line “cheesed to pizz’ya”. Women love cheese, especially puns.
Too much flop
You’re fired!!
they don’t even know how to fucking cut it
That was a flop..
MFers can never slice that shit all the way through.
Wasted 30% of the pizza. Then 30% of the cheese. Then 30% of your relationship with the “good girl”
I like the cheese to stay ON my pizza, brah.
Nope, she would get mad at the wasted cheese
Execution failed.
r/pizzacrimes
So so sad to see
I bet that tastes like hot garbage
Send this to a pretty lady you want to get congestive heart failure. But also, can I get the number to this shop? Asking for a me, Mario
Whats the fucking point of this
If he holds it a little longer, it’s just soggy dough with tomato sauce.
Lol black gloves, so you know it’s gonna be shit
I was expecting him to throw it on the wall and weirdly pluck the cheese off with a toothpick and then serve it on a brick.
If that’s what good girls get, can I be a neutral girl instead? I’ll also accept chaotic evil.
No, please don’t.
Yea… that’s not pizza
Only thing stupid is no pepperoni on that slice. Otherwise just typical oversized slop for views and clicks
Why would I send this to one of my dogs?
DUDE MY CHEESE IS FALLING
I despise everything about this video. It’s stupid in a way that makes most posts on this sub look genius in comparison. Well done OP…lol.
Ahh.. is this cream pie?
What the ninja turtle is he doing to that slice
This happened to me eating a slice waiting for a train after work one day.. This is just criminal activity..
That’s some severely undercooked pizza, and 90% of the topping fell off because you held it like a tard.
I fucking hate watching these things. Why go through all the trouble just to let it all fall off. There’s a point to putting all those ingredients together like that my man.
a waste of food….stupid ppl
Shits limper than bizkit
Send me pizza crimes ig? Wtf…
This is such a shame, even before getting to what it would have tasted like.
I don’t even think a dog would eat that shit.
Would actually be great if cut regular however I’m still smashing nonetheless