Brand new fryer just came in. First order of fries should come with Champaign.

by Unrealisthicc

48 Comments

  1. LazyOldCat

    Soooo clean!! Shame to drop anything in there, but I want some of whatever it is.

  2. Candycornonthefloor

    Thank god for that NSFW tag, I shouted ‘HELL YEAH’ super loud when I saw this. Thank god I was by the dumpsters smoking

  3. Evil_Eukaryote

    FOR THE LOVE OF SAINT TONY PLEASE NEVER USE IT, IT’S TOO BEAUTIFUL

  4. AllTheGoodNamesDied

    Wait you’re supposed to clean those things?

  5. Iatemydoggo

    The Mohs Scale is gonna need to be updated cuz I am so impossibly hard right now

  6. BadBadKitty_

    They all start out happy and unadulterated, give it a few months theyll look like they work here

  7. depressedatomics

    That’s a sexy fukkin fryer right there

  8. It’s like new-car smell. It’ll never be in this condition ever again, so savor it.

  9. Ok_Try8236

    I will pay top dollar for the first French fries out of that fryer.

  10. LifePedalEnjoyer

    So that’s what a clean fryer looks like!

  11. Now you have to clean it again after the Bukaki fest we all had with it.

  12. Didn’t know the mods allowed porn on this sub but I’m not mad about it 👀

  13. MossGobbo

    “Damn girl are you a brand new fryer because I can see right through you?”

  14. AnnasthesiaSuicide

    Champaign..? You sure about that one?

    Jokes aside, that thing is a beauty

  15. LambSmacker

    My nipples are so hard right now, keep talking dirty to me

  16. beardedrockerboy

    That’s f-ing beautiful! There are no other words haha

  17. candymannequin

    i would have enjoyed it more if there was a dropped cellphone in there

  18. notjonahbutnoah

    I’m gonna save this as a cleanse for when those wild ass Indian street food videos with giant vats of jet black oil cooking egg and beef patties using a fireplace shovel show up in my feed.

  19. MissAvian

    Time to ruin it by cooking 50 lbs of chicken wings, and 20 lbs of mushrooms, and two whole boxes of two whole different kinds of chips.

  20. devi14159265359

    mmm… the first fry in that oil gonna be like the first breath that first fish took when he walked on land..
    hooh-hahh…. pure asf

  21. pootislordftw

    They got an ‘oh mama’ out of me, send us a photo of it in two weeks haha.

  22. Ok-Cardiologist4844

    I love this idea. It’s like they’re taking your virginity, they should have a drink.