repost I didn’t clear everything from the body text on the last post and it was killing my ocd

by zwitty-11

33 Comments

  1. GardenKeep

    Meat looks great. Rosemary looks like a lazy afterthought.

  2. Fun-Future-7908

    Meat does look great! It looks like Edward Scissorhands expos and sharpens his blades on your pass haha

  3. jorateyvr

    Completely ruined by the unnecessary Rosemary garnish

  4. People need to stop with the giant rosemary sprigs

  5. shackbleep

    I went to your mom’s soft opening last night.

    Looks good!

  6. No_Internal9345

    Boards looks messy, especially the second one. Re-plate or at least wipe the board.

    It is killing *my* ocd.

  7. Best_Market4204

    r/WeWantPlates

    So what happens when the juice starts to run?

  8. FraterMirror

    Cuts look rando and way too thick for that serving style. Like a bird that hit a propeller, vs nice organized consistent slices showing the quality, cut, and color of the meat.

  9. makingkevinbacon

    This soft opening made me hard.

    Jokes aside, not trying to ride the rosemary hate train but it feels off. What if you did a small piece, laid across instead of sticking up? Then some of the residual heat might bring in some more rosemary flavour?

  10. 86 the rosemary garnish.

    Only edible garnish should be on a finished plate.

  11. Fmartins84

    Look good, less rosemary maybe thinner pieces. IMO

  12. Beautiful_Staff_7958

    Get that rosemary the fuck out of here

  13. hollywoodmelty

    Just make rosemary salt and be done stupid garnish if it’s not adding to the dish it’s just taking away from the lovely steaks

  14. Ebb_Business

    No inedible garnish. If you really want to use a rosemary sprig, fry it first. The petals of fried rosemary are deliciously nutty and lack the overt piney punch of fresh.

    My recommendation is to skip both and just go for a durable micro like sunflower if you need a pop of green.

  15. ThatSlutNancyBranson

    Please dont waste the rosemary, put a quick fry on it and sprinkle fried rosemary on.

  16. DrTeufelskerl

    I too add a tree to my meat and call it a soft open.

  17. WereAllGonnaDiet

    Steak looks perfectly cooked but fuck that rosemary sprig and fuck those boards.

  18. Shermin-88

    Torch a compound butter on there instead of the rosemary.

  19. profanityridden_01

    Look I get the idea of a soft opening.. but maybe y’all should have waited to get plates first..

  20. This looks like shit. You’ve taken a beautiful piece of meat and threw it on pieces of wood and added a tree.

  21. 9gagsuckz

    Rosemary is gonna get tossed to the side of the plate once it hits the table. If you are absolutely set on having a rosemary garnish I would simply lay it across the top.

  22. Great sear and cook on the meat, chef.

    Serve your food on a platter where the juices won’t flow everywhere and cut your meat like the thinnest slice of the steak in front and you’ll have a full house each night

  23. harold_fatback

    How are yall not officially open, and you’ve already scratched your tables up like that?

  24. The meat is unevenly cut. Definitely not something I would want to see.