Who doesn’t love boiled prime rib?



by HaikuWisdom

34 Comments

  1. shadiestduke

    Losing braincells just listening to this fucken clown

  2. spartiecat

    > “I love getting the fresh stuff”

    >[Opens container of pre-chopped herbs]

  3. kleinstauber

    “I love coming in with the fresh stuff”

  4. Dull_Woodpecker6766

    That parsley isn’t the fresh stuff …..

  5. pretty-ugly-zombie

    The American flag on the tongs makes sense

  6. randall_savagery

    Not boiled, just rage bait. Has potential, but not worth the amount of butter.

  7. Ace696912

    Dude pretty much burned the butter before throwing the beef in

  8. AfricanAmericanTsar

    I wouldn’t have added the butter and garlic sauce. I would’ve pan fried the meat rather than boiling it. And the Texas toast would’ve been a separate item to eat.

    That’s my preference.

  9. Muted_Masterpiece535

    You cook like that you wont have to worry about your retirement fund. You will be out the door with colon cancer and heart failure before you hit 55. If your lucky you just end up with a stroke and they can blend this into a shake with ice cream for you and put it in your feeding tube. 

  10. Hot_Ad_6728

    This makes me angry. It’s not my food, I don’t even have to eat it. Kinda fucked up my day ngl.

  11. cycling_sender

    You mean you don’t wanna come try my Burnt Butter Boiled Beef? Trust me it’s a family recipe

  12. astreeter2

    If they would have just skipped 99% of that butter it could have been halfways decent food.

  13. Ob1s_dark_side

    Exfoliate the delicious flavours, wtf is he on about. Cooking for crackheads

  14. OdinMartok

    I’m the last guy to talk shit on processed food but for fuck sake if you dump a bunch of packages into each other you’re not “cooking” use one cut onion or something damn

  15. SadStickboy

    Dude a poor steer died for rage bait. I’m not a vegan or anything but if I’m eating something I’m showing it respect.

  16. SumguyJeremy

    Thanks. Now I know another way to kill a vampire. Eat this then let him bite.

  17. I’ve never heard or seen anyone pretending to know what they’re doing all while being so completely full of shit.

  18. johnny_baboon

    Honestly I think the laziness is what makes me the most angry about this.

  19. Playful-Ad-8703

    Come on, not that fucking sauce in there

  20. Welder_Subject

    That’s too rich, the cheesy Texas toast sent it into heartburn/heart attack country.

  21. nonconsenual_tickler

    I’d say that’s more of a butter poach or confit.

    Honestly it looks really good to me

  22. derrosadrecksack

    Ich müsste davon kotzen dann bekäme ich Dünnschiss! Wer frisst so etwas?

  23. iPicBadUsernames

    Im so fucking sick of these people wasting food.

  24. kirkum2020

    This is artistic levels of ragebait. It’s almost good satire of ragebait. So subtle and perfectly paced. The beats keep getting just than little louder each time. Are we sure this dude’s not in on it?

  25. Rebel-665

    Like nothing he did was that bad if it was like cooked fully and made a nice gravy out of all that butter.