Welcome to Simple Sauces, the series on the internet that everybody copies. Today we’re making ranch. And yes, Karen, that’s a raw egg. Shocking, I know. That’s how you make mayo, aka the main ingredient in ranch. Without it, you might make blue cheese. And nobody deserves that punishment. Blue cheese people act like they’re better than you. You’re the type of person who moves into a neighborhood with an HOA, then complains every time they get a letter. This ranch recipe is undefeated and just may be the best one you’ve ever had.
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Salmonella 🤤🤤🤤
bluecheese > ranch
Ranch is good with one thing, raw veggies, blue cheese is way better 😤
Florida about to propose to abolish hoas. 😁
as a blue cheese person you have never met one
Ranch Mountain Dew and Walmart.
Bleu cheese is not it. Farthest I’ll go is feta.
You've got bleu cheese people ALL WRONG. Im the exact opposite of that! Ragebait successful!
nothing can beat montana ranch not even fresh ranch
add a little mustard you will have that ranch that taste amazing only served near the coast🌊
Blue cheese is so loved because the mold enters the brain and tells them to acquire more mold.
People that hate blue cheese act like you just murdered an entire family of four just because you wanted blue cheese with your wings instead of ranch
Blue cheese is better, but ranch is still really good. Ranch is also cheaper, so in technicallity it's better.
We can enjoy both. You can only enjoy one. We are better than you.
Looks good but is there a step by step video on how to make it?
I like both 🤷🏾♂️
Blue cheese is good😢
but i love blue cheese and ranch 😭
Tisk tisk tisk what you say about my kind
You need BOILED eggs for mayo 😭
Justice to the blue cheese lovers
HOA bootlicker if that’s how you like to live move to communist China
Blue cheese is better with buffalo wings. But that's it
Bro not everything needs to have the same fvcking style of jokes, just tell me what's in the fvcking sauce instead of being the thousandth person doing the same fvcking style of jokes
Always surprises me how Americans can’t eat raw eggs
But like
What if you hate ranch and blue cheese
Is there a way to substitute eggs? My dad loves ranch but hes extremely allergic to anything bird adjacent
day 2 of asking you to challenge Mckenna's dad to hand to hand combat
I once was talking to someone after making a spicy mayo with just mayo and hot sauce since we had nothing else to dip fries in they said it was good and I mentioned I'd prefer miracle whip over generic mayo and he says "miracle whip is a ranch dressing" and I just fired back ranch is just mayo with seasoning though he seemed embarrassed from what he said though I get the logic behind it but fr a lot of things can just be ranch anyways the spicy mayo I made can be a ranch by technicality depending on who you talk to I learned a lot of this madness when my nephew would say he hates ketchup but loves BBQ sauce even though most generic BBQ sauce uses ketchup as the base just liquid smoke and suger added
you can like bleu cheese and ranch btw
Both blue cheese and ranch loving people are equally as nasty 😂
day 3 of asking for that hand to hand combat challenge vs Mckenna's dad
Jokes on you we have veg mayo in India that taste the same
Great vid but you don’t see blue cheese people going “ewwwww you eat that that disgusting that’s mold”