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My friends bday buffet had all her fav foods. This is the plate I made
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My friends bday buffet had all her fav foods. This is the plate I made


My friends bday buffet had all her fav foods. This is the plate I made

by Spooky_Snoww

28 Comments

  4. StevesRoomate

    Did this birthday turn into an intervention? Someone needs to confront her about those mushrooms

  5. MapleBaconNurps

    This is rat food. Rats make very good friends.

  6. lucky-squeaky-ducky

    I see you had… choices… and you sure made them.

  8. Striking_Parsnip_713

    Your friends have no tastebuds 

  9. ScaryBananaMan

    OP – is that just…plain pasta noodles? It almost looks like there’s a little pool of sad cheese sauce in the one corner.

  11. eric-artman

    Amazing! Whole street can party for 89p. Go forward and start a blog.

  12. TennisPleasant4304

    They make better spreads than that in prison.

  13. splurmieworm

    Coulda sworn this was under r/mildlyinfuriating

  14. HereOnCompanyTime

    Idc. This looks horrible and delicious. Remove the mushrooms and I’d devour it.

  15. ChurningDarkSkies777

    Happy 8th birthday to your picky friend!

  17. nyleloccin

    My buffet would consist of:

    Rainier cherries

    Strawberries

    Tofu bahn mi

    Gnocchi with pesto and tomatoes

    Eggrolls

  19. mayhay

    Sometimes we make sacrifices for the ones we love lol 

  21. BigpappaReckless

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    Why is the macaroni so naked 🤢

  22. Busy-Tip-4161

    Now I wish you would’ve shown a picture of the actual buffet.

  25. rudebbmoth

    She forced a girl dinner on everyone that’s so cute.

  26. Fabrics_Of_Time

    Sliced franks, Doritos, raw mushrooms, pretzel bites, dry noodles with a splash of cheese.

    Cover it all in cheese and I’d rip it

  27. Impressive-Pepper785

    My 11 year old would call this her perfect meal down to the raw mushrooms. She loves them.

  28. Alarmed-Goose-4483

    Just some LOOSE ass mushrooms.

    This whole plate is so dry, literally and aesthetically.