I attached our conversation so you can also appreciate how proud he was of the oatmeal swill. Before anyone asks yes he is a very active gym bro.
by AvocadoBrat
36 Comments
SudhaTheHill
Looks like ground beef mixed with M&M’s and stones.
Herpty_Derp95
My cat yacked up something that looked like that.
Kabuut
im genuinely too hungover to look at this
vanderhaust
That literally looks like a bowl of vomit.
darkenough812
Tbf w those ingredients it does sound pretty good. Lol
Sachayoj
It seems like it’d taste great but also I have seen this in my toilet bowl while sick.
TennisPleasant4304
I actually just saw that same thing yesterday in the cow pasture, it wasn’t in a bowl though
yesyesitswayexpired
Fiber
dbeast64
Looks like the slop from Big Brother
ladysadi
Pooping my ass off? 💩
HazardousCloset
I feel like the overfilled bowl makes it feel more obscene.
tragedy_strikes_
r/shitfromabutt
Unidtostop
It would probably be fine eating it as long as I kept my eyes closed the entire time
jexTOR
My oatmeal looks like this. The blueberries dye it purple, the yogurt and puréed pumpkin turn it a not pretty color…similar to this. Sometimes I don’t mix it all the way so it’s purple swirly and pretty but it’s going in my belly and it’s DELISH. My recipe is almost identical except the protein powder. Eat it every morning. I look forward to going to bed so I can wake up and eat my oatmeal.
SouthHypocrite
This could’ve been a smoothie
thekocman
Pmao
SpinMeADog
1. it looks somehow frozen 2. what the fuck is micmic 3. why is he pulling his ass off
AmyGiacomelli
Refried beans with random corn, for LATER
non_tox
How can we be sure this isn’t *after* he ate it
True-Excuse-1688
I’m actually seeing a gastroenterologist for the same thing.
Skia100
Creatine
_PirateWench_
Take out the Greek yogurt and it would just be oatmeal with a lot of tasty ingredients, though the color would still be off. The yogurt fucks up the texture and makes it look like vomit.
cheezer5000
I’d eat eat this, throw some peanut butter in there too
Spiritual-Cow4200
Looks like someone mixed the bean dip with the salsa.
birdperson42069
Oatmeal always Looks distusting without toppings. Im sure it tastes Great though 🙂
lucky-squeaky-ducky
Just because the tapeworm said you can, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
kvetchup
Straight dog vomit. 😭
Helena78902
I thought it was cat food lmao
niogabo
It doesn’t look tasty
Call-a-Crackhead
I thought this was some fancy slop for dogs
HeavyTea
Weighifter
Hardwarestore_Senpai
From a distance I thought it looked like some kind of unappetizing Ice Cream.
rosaryrattler
Poop my ass out
Rodrat
What is micmic!?
Dangerous-Let-1675
You should do all the cooking
agentofmidgard
Idk why I found it funny that you searched this chat by typing cinnamon and not oatmeal
36 Comments
Looks like ground beef mixed with M&M’s and stones.
My cat yacked up something that looked like that.
im genuinely too hungover to look at this
That literally looks like a bowl of vomit.
Tbf w those ingredients it does sound pretty good. Lol
It seems like it’d taste great but also I have seen this in my toilet bowl while sick.
I actually just saw that same thing yesterday in the cow pasture, it wasn’t in a bowl though
Fiber
Looks like the slop from Big Brother
Pooping my ass off? 💩
I feel like the overfilled bowl makes it feel more obscene.
r/shitfromabutt
It would probably be fine eating it as long as I kept my eyes closed the entire time
My oatmeal looks like this. The blueberries dye it purple, the yogurt and puréed pumpkin turn it a not pretty color…similar to this. Sometimes I don’t mix it all the way so it’s purple swirly and pretty but it’s going in my belly and it’s DELISH. My recipe is almost identical except the protein powder. Eat it every morning. I look forward to going to bed so I can wake up and eat my oatmeal.
This could’ve been a smoothie
Pmao
1. it looks somehow frozen
2. what the fuck is micmic
3. why is he pulling his ass off
Refried beans with random corn, for LATER
How can we be sure this isn’t *after* he ate it
I’m actually seeing a gastroenterologist for the same thing.
Creatine
Take out the Greek yogurt and it would just be oatmeal with a lot of tasty ingredients, though the color would still be off. The yogurt fucks up the texture and makes it look like vomit.
I’d eat eat this, throw some peanut butter in there too
Looks like someone mixed the bean dip with the salsa.
Oatmeal always Looks distusting without toppings. Im sure it tastes Great though 🙂
Just because the tapeworm said you can, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
Straight dog vomit. 😭
I thought it was cat food lmao
It doesn’t look tasty
I thought this was some fancy slop for dogs
Weighifter
From a distance I thought it looked like some kind of unappetizing Ice Cream.
Poop my ass out
What is micmic!?
You should do all the cooking
Idk why I found it funny that you searched this chat by typing cinnamon and not oatmeal