The “French Fry” crust was the worst thing about this garbage
I finally thought that loaded fries + pizza sounded like a solid combo. I hope they lose a lot of money on this gross monstrosity
by Rob_LeMatic
17 Comments
MoldyZebraCake666
I thought it was fine tasted like a loaded baked potato
Normal-Juggernaut-93
did you add pineapples to this? or are those more fries?
nonconsenual_tickler
It would have been better if you cut it the way the box wanted you to
nonconsenual_tickler
I think it would’ve been better if you didn’t put pineapple on it
popeIeo
but the box insists “full of flavor”
Next-East6189
I don’t understand what a ‘French fry crust’ is. Looks like a normal frozen pizza. I’m sorry. Hopefully with time the pain will go away and you will be able to enjoy life again.
ForceOk6039
If you think it’s criminal to have pineapple on pizza I present to you my favorite thing to use as a sauce.
Does it being gluten free change anything here? Some jury nullification?
Some_Nibblonian
Oh lord, you win! This is awful
Objective_Passion611
I cant get over the fact that the usa seems to like/need to advertise they use real cheese.
wildcharmander1992
You burnt the fucking thing, cut it the wrong way & chopped up and put on some cold soggy pineapple from the fridge on it but it’s somehow the *pizzas* fault?
No-Blueberry-1823
It’s way weird
Travelmusicman35
I mean, one look at the box should have tipped you off. Where I live NO ONE eats frozen grocery store pizza, it’s consiered bottom of the barrel.
mystedragon
why does the crust on every single frozen pizza in existence have to be cardboard?
ValPrism
What made it a French fry crust? Potatoes?
Tecca101
I bought and ate one of these, was one of the worst frozen pizza experiences I’ve had, ended up throwing half of it away. The fry crust has a gross texture and it’s insanely salty from the bacon.
17 Comments
I thought it was fine tasted like a loaded baked potato
did you add pineapples to this? or are those more fries?
It would have been better if you cut it the way the box wanted you to
I think it would’ve been better if you didn’t put pineapple on it
but the box insists “full of flavor”
I don’t understand what a ‘French fry crust’ is. Looks like a normal frozen pizza. I’m sorry. Hopefully with time the pain will go away and you will be able to enjoy life again.
If you think it’s criminal to have pineapple on pizza I present to you my favorite thing to use as a sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/pceh4goywsnf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1fcd8b37a5b867bae7c0ddd3d969ab0211def82
Does it being gluten free change anything here? Some jury nullification?
Oh lord, you win! This is awful
I cant get over the fact that the usa seems to like/need to advertise they use real cheese.
You burnt the fucking thing, cut it the wrong way & chopped up and put on some cold soggy pineapple from the fridge on it but it’s somehow the *pizzas* fault?
It’s way weird
I mean, one look at the box should have tipped you off. Where I live NO ONE eats frozen grocery store pizza, it’s consiered bottom of the barrel.
why does the crust on every single frozen pizza in existence have to be cardboard?
What made it a French fry crust? Potatoes?
I bought and ate one of these, was one of the worst frozen pizza experiences I’ve had, ended up throwing half of it away. The fry crust has a gross texture and it’s insanely salty from the bacon.
the crime was purchasing it