The “perfect medium rare” dad strikes again. This time “a little more on the rare side”by WhatWeCantSee 25 Comments DarkBomberX 5 months ago I mean, he could toss it on the grill for another 2 or 3 minutes Due-Brain1666 5 months ago That is actually one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Adventurous_Glass637 5 months ago It’s still alive Fluid-Program962 5 months ago Microwave meat chocolatehearts 5 months ago Fucks sake Richyrich619 5 months ago It could still eat grass if you put it out to pasture KittyandPuppyMama 5 months ago Your dad is trying to kill you. Muted_Masterpiece535 5 months ago Well you just took the exit to shittown! I hear the parade is tonight, it has gas x/ immodium AD/ Pepto/ and your health insurance as sponsors. Toadahtrip 5 months ago Did he cook this in a toaster? Eww. Upper_Internet1948 5 months ago I can’t even tell what meat that’s supposed to be. mrlunes 5 months ago r/steakortuna odmirthecrow 5 months ago  Nick_Carlson_Press 5 months ago Just say it’s ahi tuna and you’re good Ok_Researcher_9796 5 months ago Looks good to me but not medium rare theFields97 5 months ago Did he try cooking it telepathically 69_A_Porcupine 5 months ago Its grey 🤢 Brave-Citron4720 5 months ago No sear at all…pops cannot cook a steak. False_Ad_8026 5 months ago The texture alone would be a sensory nightmare…… gag NateShaw92 5 months ago That’s not rare that’s fucking mythic. dragon_sack 5 months ago Cooked over a heated conversation. HashBoy_ 5 months ago Dude’s afraid of Maillard reactions srealfox 5 months ago Rare a vet could still save it Starlight_Seafarer 5 months ago That steak is so blue it’s leaving clues Monsieur_Vastenov 5 months ago Eat this and the soon to grow worm will be worthy of Arrakis. Primary_Orange7969 5 months ago 
Muted_Masterpiece535 5 months ago Well you just took the exit to shittown! I hear the parade is tonight, it has gas x/ immodium AD/ Pepto/ and your health insurance as sponsors.
Monsieur_Vastenov 5 months ago Eat this and the soon to grow worm will be worthy of Arrakis.
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I mean, he could toss it on the grill for another 2 or 3 minutes
That is actually one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
It’s still alive
Microwave meat
Fucks sake
It could still eat grass if you put it out to pasture
Your dad is trying to kill you.
Well you just took the exit to shittown! I hear the parade is tonight, it has gas x/ immodium AD/ Pepto/ and your health insurance as sponsors.
Did he cook this in a toaster? Eww.
I can’t even tell what meat that’s supposed to be.
r/steakortuna
Just say it’s ahi tuna and you’re good
Looks good to me but not medium rare
Did he try cooking it telepathically
Its grey 🤢
No sear at all…pops cannot cook a steak.
The texture alone would be a sensory nightmare…… gag
That’s not rare that’s fucking mythic.
Cooked over a heated conversation.
Dude’s afraid of Maillard reactions
Rare a vet could still save it
That steak is so blue it’s leaving clues
Eat this and the soon to grow worm will be worthy of Arrakis.
