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Peanut Butter Pizza


I'm a firm believer that nearly any food can be a pizza topping, but not like this.

by tipustiger05

36 Comments

  1. BarristanSelfie

    This is appalling. Throw the book at this monster

  2. MrNagaDoubtfire

    Hmm….well I have had it in a burger and it was good, I’m listening

  4. MoldyZebraCake666

    Uhhhhhh hmmmm I’m not sure what to make of this

  6. janeyouignornatslut

    Is there a way tonvote like, EXTRA guilty? This should never have seen the light of day.

  9. wizzard419

    Yes it can with two contexts. One is dessert with bananas and chocolate or jelly…

    The other is you add some stuff to it and make it like a satay sauce and top with chicken and other relevant toppings.

  10. a_spicy_meata_balla

    I need to see someone eating this before I believe it

  11. thegiukiller

    I will, sometimes, get nostalgic for something my step brothers snd I would eat as kids. One of my step brothers was an extremely picky eater. Like beyond the pickiest eaters ive ever met since. When we would make Jack’s pizzas for dinner we would usually make a pepperoni, a supreme, and a cheese. The picky eater would put peanutbutter on the cheese pizza. My dad and I have eaten spaghetti and ravioli in marinara with peanutbutter toast since before i can remember so this wasnt much of a jump. Something about peanutbutter and tomato sauce works.

  12. MarnieFan89

    John’s incredible Pizza Factory has this (maybe “had” since i haven’t been there in over a decade) I liked it and people described it as tasting like Asian food lol whatever the hell that means.

  13. KidsOnFiire

    Legit looks like a small rodent made OPs “pizza”

  15. FreakiestFrank

    Agreed. Some pizza goes in the trash too.

  18. WoodpeckerBig6379

    No, Peanut butter doesn’t even go on peanut butter.
    It’s pure essence is gross.
    I vote to prosecute.

  19. Due_Bumblebee6061

    This reminds me of the Greek place near me, they have something called a “nutty gyro” on the menu and it’s pita bread with gyro meat and feta cheese with peanut butter.

    I have no urge to try it.

  21. Razaelbub

    That’s just… I don’t get… but how can… why does the… who looks at… fuck?

  22. LongLiveDead

    Could this even theoretically be good a peanut butter on pizza

  23. mystedragon

    okay, normally i’m a “anything goes on pizza depending on the combination” but this is too much. rage bait

  26. GrouchyDefinition463

    Can we just go straight to sentencing??

  31. MrPantsyFlants

    Peanut butter and baloney sandwiches are good so this could work. The peanut butter would be super drippy though.

  34. ShiftyState

    Yall hear me out for a second. I know we’ve reached a verdict, but there’s a chance at an appeal.

    Peanut butter goes great on a burger. It goes great in many a savory dish, actually – chili, Asian noodles, roasted vegetables, oatmeal, etc. Adding a little tad to barbecue sauce and mac & cheese takes them to another level too.

    What I propose is a simple test that won’t ruin a whole pie. Take one slice and add a tiny drizzle of smooth peanut butter. You’ll (hopefully) find that the nutty fat from the peanut butter enriches the savoriness of the cheese, and that hint of sweetness cuts through the acidity of the sauce (if using).

  35. Just_A_Lucky_Guy469

    It’s not delivery, it’s DiSGUSTING!

  36. mittelegna

    Made me so angry I had to go for a walk. I took the bait and fell hard.