It’s a Little Caesars, he’s probably just carrying it to the trash…
gostesven
Honestly that little caesar pizza probably looked exactly the same despite the poor carrying form. That cheese is going nowhere.
theoniongoat
The crime was in the initial purchase. Nothing can make that better or worse.
Redpin
You can tell it’s criminal activity ’cause the suspect is in a hoodie.
GotenRocko
One of my favorite jokes from 3rd rock from the sun is when Dick brings home pizza carrying it like a briefcase. The family opens it to see the mess and exclaim “they messed it up again!” so it wasn’t the first time lol. They had the excuse of being aliens though. Maybe this guy is an alien 🤔.
CarcosaRorschach
Hey now, we’ve all done stupid shit as teenagers. This is like, a weekend in juvy at most.
Were he 18, we’d be looking at an actual sentemce.
BigBubbaMac
I wouldn’t say I won the lottery but there would be signs.
The_Spectacle
money for nothin’, chicks for free
ThatDeuce
If this guy has only ordered from Lil Caesar’s their whole life, no wonder they have not learned their lesson. That cheese is so thick it is not sliding an inch! Any other place, that would be a lesson quickly learned.
chronberries
Bro it’s little Caesar’s. No harm done.
tropicofpracer
He could frisbee that pie on the bottom through a hurricane and that cheese isn’t moving. No Crime!
Luser420
is good pizza, yes?
marie48021
Pizza of your nightmares.

DIJames6
Hopefully he’s bringing it back to return to the store..
preshowerpoop
Look, if you are at a party and you’re having a fun time. These individuals can be seen as cool as anyone else, having fun. They are not bad people. They have a different lifestyle.
I’ll admit I have enjoyed a cardboard-smashed, greasy pizza with flat, poured into my Dixie cup, Pepsi in my life! Why should we all be so judgmental?
This is NO Crime.
-If anything, these guys will be praised as Good people. They bravely sought to treat their friends and feed other people, too. That is commendable.
Fixx95
“Yeah the people making the pizza suck” as they check out all the cheese stuck on the top and or shifted
FloorImpressive7910
Isn’t little ceasers pizza made of cardboard anyway?
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I’ve seen worse, but ignorance of the law is no excuse. Guilty!
What a monster, this crime deserves a harsh punishment.
I mean it’s lil caesars who cares
https://i.redd.it/zaqypl0as8of1.gif
That’s an undercover cop. Don’t open the door.
It’s a Little Caesars, he’s probably just carrying it to the trash…
Honestly that little caesar pizza probably looked exactly the same despite the poor carrying form. That cheese is going nowhere.
The crime was in the initial purchase. Nothing can make that better or worse.
You can tell it’s criminal activity ’cause the suspect is in a hoodie.
One of my favorite jokes from 3rd rock from the sun is when Dick brings home pizza carrying it like a briefcase. The family opens it to see the mess and exclaim “they messed it up again!” so it wasn’t the first time lol. They had the excuse of being aliens though. Maybe this guy is an alien 🤔.
Hey now, we’ve all done stupid shit as teenagers. This is like, a weekend in juvy at most.
Were he 18, we’d be looking at an actual sentemce.
I wouldn’t say I won the lottery but there would be signs.
money for nothin’, chicks for free
If this guy has only ordered from Lil Caesar’s their whole life, no wonder they have not learned their lesson. That cheese is so thick it is not sliding an inch! Any other place, that would be a lesson quickly learned.
Bro it’s little Caesar’s. No harm done.
He could frisbee that pie on the bottom through a hurricane and that cheese isn’t moving. No Crime!
is good pizza, yes?
Pizza of your nightmares.

Hopefully he’s bringing it back to return to the store..
Look, if you are at a party and you’re having a fun time. These individuals can be seen as cool as anyone else, having fun. They are not bad people. They have a different lifestyle.
I’ll admit I have enjoyed a cardboard-smashed, greasy pizza with flat, poured into my Dixie cup, Pepsi in my life! Why should we all be so judgmental?
This is NO Crime.
-If anything, these guys will be praised as Good people. They bravely sought to treat their friends and feed other people, too. That is commendable.
“Yeah the people making the pizza suck” as they check out all the cheese stuck on the top and or shifted
Isn’t little ceasers pizza made of cardboard anyway?