My friend says I eat like an elf. Basic chicken soup with added green onions, mint, cilantro microgreens, sunflower microgreens, radish microgreens, thick with greens down to the bottom.
My friend says I eat like an elf. Basic chicken soup with added green onions, mint, cilantro microgreens, sunflower microgreens, radish microgreens, thick with greens down to the bottom.
by Hexentoll
38 Comments
Michiganium
this looks like those buckets of water i’d scoop up as a kid outside
greenbastard1591
No-Drink-8544
This person microgreens.
Acornriot
We have vastly different definitions of basic chicken soup
EmploymentNo1094
Your friend never seen elf???
Cause that ain’t what Buddy the elf eats.
Caution do not try to follow Buddy’s diet
NewAcanthaceae869
I’d say you eat more like a rabbit
No-Average3202
Hi, can you tell me where your stools fall on the Bristol Stool Chart?
AdamanElf
Your bowel movements must be quite healthy!🥬
RunThruPlayLand
this looks like an unblended calde verde, what the fuck
ClericOfSol
Sounds great if you nixed the mint.
mastabeats
Got the whole produce dept in your bowl
SakuraFerretTrainer
Don’t listen OP, this looks delicious. Do you grow the micro greens yourself? I had no idea you could eat sunflower microgreens, what do they taste like?
Great-Mantis-1331
i love it! i always add microplastic greens microgreen greens microgrown greens elf dust fairy fart (greens) micro grown mushroom poop greens
sizhuii
In my headcanon, elves respect leaves and trees so much, they only eat meat.
Risky_Bizniss
I would smash that swamp soup honestly
DinoTh3Dinosaur
Microgreens, medium greens, large greens, you are an elf
Sly_Just_Sly_2006
Well, your friend is still correct-
International-Fun-86
Micro dosing those greens
sinetwo
I’d eat it. Provided it’s not all boiled to mush, with some flavouring this would be pretty good I’m sure
HoboToast
r/ElvenFood
alamakjan
I thought this was pho but the carrots threw me off
LongoChingo
Elves eat candy. This is rabbit food.
Pale_Row1166
I’m middle aged so I basically have to eat like this now or my digestive tract lets loose the fury of a thousand suns. This looks good af, I want a bowl of this right now. (Kids, pay attention, this happens as you age. Like this is an objectively shitty bowl of food and my brain is like “want! Eat that! Good for you! Go get some!”)
Floschi123456
Ahh…Grass water, my favorite dish!
Rich-Reason1146
If you eat a large amount of microgreens, I’ve got something I think you’ll love: greens
cancook1257
Grass-Soup
Bubblesnaily
That was a kind thing for them to say.
Berlin_GBD
Wrong sub. That salad looks great. I’m eager to see a picture of the soup you mentioned too
caiostaygold
this some shit hobbits eat and shit. fabulous
Mascbro26
That looks delicious.
QuantumInfinty
Personally I think a gnome is more apt
morbidemadame
This is actually brilliant for me who eats soup all the time. I suppose sprouted beans and lentils would also be great.
Agreeable_Sorbet_686
This looks like something my roommate’s kid concocted in the back yard and said,”eat this.”
deadlymoogle
Looks like a ditch on the side of the road after a rain storm
dog_eat_dog
Soup or salad? This person chose both. Hooray for healthy food choices!
ry0vcrx3
Like duck food…
dbowman97
Elf food is supposed to be good. You eat like a kid pretending to cook by throwing a load of grass clippings and dirt into a bowl.
Heavy-Tour-2328
It is like someone just finished the lawn mowing and clean up work before the fall and dumped the bag into a kitchen pot and boiled it.
38 Comments
this looks like those buckets of water i’d scoop up as a kid outside
This person microgreens.
We have vastly different definitions of basic chicken soup
Your friend never seen elf???
Cause that ain’t what Buddy the elf eats.
Caution do not try to follow Buddy’s diet
I’d say you eat more like a rabbit
Hi, can you tell me where your stools fall on the Bristol Stool Chart?
Your bowel movements must be quite healthy!🥬
this looks like an unblended calde verde, what the fuck
Sounds great if you nixed the mint.
Got the whole produce dept in your bowl
Don’t listen OP, this looks delicious. Do you grow the micro greens yourself? I had no idea you could eat sunflower microgreens, what do they taste like?
i love it! i always add microplastic greens microgreen greens
microgrown greens elf dust
fairy fart (greens) micro grown mushroom poop greens
In my headcanon, elves respect leaves and trees so much, they only eat meat.
I would smash that swamp soup honestly
Microgreens, medium greens, large greens, you are an elf
Well, your friend is still correct-
Micro dosing those greens
I’d eat it. Provided it’s not all boiled to mush, with some flavouring this would be pretty good I’m sure
r/ElvenFood
I thought this was pho but the carrots threw me off
Elves eat candy. This is rabbit food.
I’m middle aged so I basically have to eat like this now or my digestive tract lets loose the fury of a thousand suns. This looks good af, I want a bowl of this right now. (Kids, pay attention, this happens as you age. Like this is an objectively shitty bowl of food and my brain is like “want! Eat that! Good for you! Go get some!”)
Ahh…Grass water, my favorite dish!
If you eat a large amount of microgreens, I’ve got something I think you’ll love: greens
Grass-Soup
That was a kind thing for them to say.
Wrong sub. That salad looks great. I’m eager to see a picture of the soup you mentioned too
this some shit hobbits eat and shit. fabulous
That looks delicious.
Personally I think a gnome is more apt
This is actually brilliant for me who eats soup all the time. I suppose sprouted beans and lentils would also be great.
This looks like something my roommate’s kid concocted in the back yard and said,”eat this.”
Looks like a ditch on the side of the road after a rain storm
Soup or salad? This person chose both. Hooray for healthy food choices!
Like duck food…
Elf food is supposed to be good. You eat like a kid pretending to cook by throwing a load of grass clippings and dirt into a bowl.
It is like someone just finished the lawn mowing and clean up work before the fall and dumped the bag into a kitchen pot and boiled it.