If you’re watching this, you’re alive. And if you’re alive, you got to live. Start with some oil. Oh, I got it. Into the pan. I’m thirsty. Couple cloves of garlic. Got some pepper red like my face. Fresh Italian muscles. And fresh Italian clam. Local white wine. Best wine in the world. Once the muscles open up, take them out. And the same with the clams. Fresh tomatoes, pasta goes in. Muscles and clams going in. Fresh parsley, guys. Come on. Splash of pasta water. Whoa. If you never been to Italy, save up every penny and get your booty over there. So good. I could die.

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