My wife thinks I've been slaving over a fire. I've been drinking bourbon and listening to 80's and 90's country music. Should I tell her how easy this is?

by Thereisnogodhere77

22 Comments

  1. Ill-Requirement-8192

    My wife is well aware, but she doesn’t care.

  2. snakepliskinLA

    Same. I come back in the house to get a cold beer, stinking like smoke and a little sunburned…and I am a hero for serving a delicious, delicious, smokescreen for my excuse for borderline alcoholism.

  3. TheLongR

    Absolutely fucking not!! Ever..do not ever lol

  4. curmudgeon-guy

    You better not give away secrets. My wife might find out

  5. Outrageous_Ad4252

    Clearly, Smoking is also an art form. Love your style

  6. secondphase

    Could you not publicize this?

    … ketchup-ass ribs look like oven cooked anyways 

  7. Naughty_old_guy_69

    Never reveal the simplicities of bbq. It’s always a painstakingly arduous task that needs to be nurtured and fed and constantly monitored in order to create a work of love and culinary perfection.

  8. BigBearBlazes

    If you tell her you leave the club. My favorite rule of BBQ: the man who runs the grill never does his own beer runs. Crack many cold ones and grill one mang.

  9. LordofThaTrap

    Bro take this post down don’t blow up the scheme!

  10. this_is_bull_04

    U’d just encourage her to join u, drink ur bourbon, change the music and ask a thousand questions about the food that has nothing to do with anything

  11. techyhands63

    Wanna spoil a good time. Tell her how ya did it.

  12. Jackolabs

    Hours per beer…..dont violate the code 😆😆