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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!


I've read a couple reaper horror stories over the last couple days, and you jerks have made me go back on my word and do this to myself again.

I got it as a slider this time. That's the way to go. Still lit me up, but so far only a mild inferno in the upper digestive tract. NO RAGRETS!

by InPsychOut

7 Comments

  1. InPsychOut

    Ok, NGL, I spoke a bit too soon. Things were a little touch and go for a minute there, but I think I’m coming out the other side. Ten minutes after I posted this, the upper stomach burn really started, followed shortly by the pyloric sphincter of horror. I had to get in the car and drive the boy to his soccer game, and there was about a 36% chance I was going to have to pull over and chunder. I made it to the field, and I think the worst is over. But even as I’m typing, I’m getting some aftershock waves of cramping and discomfort. The sky just clouded over, and the world is gently weeping for me. Asking for your thoughts and prayers (or chanting and spell casting).

  2. EquinoXcs

    Dude reaper is no joke, I had it once and never again. I had the worst stomach cramps that woke me up in the middle of the night and the heat wouldn’t go away, thank god it only lasted the night and part of next day. I can handle heat and that was too much, doing hot or maybe extra hot from now on.

  3. GravyPainter

    This was not made for the human stomach.

  4. TheRocketeer0826

    it tastes pretty ok, and the product is good enough.

    the value isn’t quite there for me but i’m a brokie.

    all that aside, the pain that happens in the stomach makes it not worth it.

    the extra spicy is perfect, and doesn’t fuck up my insides the same way.

    I worked at Dave’s briefly, the reaper gets 30 shakes of extra spicy seasoning (the typical amount) and then 30 more shakes of reaper seasoning. it’s a gimmick and not made to be enjoyed sadly.

  5. Sushimono

    Our true enemy… has yet…. to reveal himself…

  6. El_Guap

    I can’t believe all these horror stories. I have had it probably about 10 times at two different locations…. and yeah I sweat some but nothing like people describe. Yeah, a little BHB the next day, but that’s all.