Your oven should be locked up and the key tossed in the ocean.
Acrobatic_Pride_8041
I’m heartbroken 😔
SomeDrunkHippy
Judging from the box, you bought this pizza at a restaurant? Please say where so we can collectively avoid this place.
jknl
Gold-Perception-4467
That made me naseaus 🤢
HorstSeineWorst
That is a war crime
tryppidreams
reminds me of DXM
Vegetable_Ad_9103
I don’t like it but i guess if i was starving i would try to eat it.
zml9494
Jeezzzz… even the chili cheese dog pizza that I posted in this group earlier in the summer was a lot better than this. No jail time but fined for a very false representation of what a pizza is.
aweguster9
The best pizza I ever had was free pizza. Wait, you paid for that??
Just_An_Avid
Dry toast with dehydrated meat products. JAIL
jbyrdab
That is drunk at 4 am pizza.
CapTexAmerica
Someone *charged money* for that? And they can live with themselves?
Monsters are real.
Bitter-Yam-1664
How do they sleep at night!?
DjPandaFingers
What the actual fuck.
Kind-Bite1063
The first time I met my stepson he asked for a pizza with just cheese and no sauce. I couldn’t believe my ears. He was only 10 years old and this was obviously something his mum allowed so I just said “So you just want bread and cheese?”. He had to think about it for a minute and then just said “Yes!” I shook my head and added it to the order.
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What the hell am I looking at?
Meat on bread
Lazy pizza
Your oven should be locked up and the key tossed in the ocean.
I’m heartbroken 😔
Judging from the box, you bought this pizza at a restaurant? Please say where so we can collectively avoid this place.
That made me naseaus 🤢
That is a war crime
reminds me of DXM
I don’t like it but i guess if i was starving i would try to eat it.
Jeezzzz… even the chili cheese dog pizza that I posted in this group earlier in the summer was a lot better than this. No jail time but fined for a very false representation of what a pizza is.
The best pizza I ever had was free pizza. Wait, you paid for that??
Dry toast with dehydrated meat products. JAIL
That is drunk at 4 am pizza.
Someone *charged money* for that? And they can live with themselves?
Monsters are real.
How do they sleep at night!?
What the actual fuck.
The first time I met my stepson he asked for a pizza with just cheese and no sauce. I couldn’t believe my ears. He was only 10 years old and this was obviously something his mum allowed so I just said “So you just want bread and cheese?”. He had to think about it for a minute and then just said “Yes!” I shook my head and added it to the order.
I love za.
r/hailhortler moment? Is that the sub?