Just when you think Brazil is the worst, Britain comes for the crown
Kind-Bite1063
Definitely no as a pizza. And no as a breakfast too. What the hell is all that?
Useful-Upstairs3791
1 count of pizza dumping
3 counts of inappropriate toppings
1 count of pizza disrespect in the 1st degree
All corresponding counts of taste will be tried separately in pizza civil court.
aweguster9
And it looks like this before you excrete it.
Whatamidoinglatley
Just no. Awful.
Puzzled-Hippo6246
those eggs look way overcooked. I’d say that charred shit looks overcooked too but idk what the fuck it’s supposed to be
No-Blueberry-1823
That is not a breakfast pizza
Accomplished_Crew630
This is truly one of the most grotesque looking “meals” I’ve ever seen.
zml9494
Yeah, this is a crime, on top of me personally thinking English food is some of the most boring stuff on the planet and I’d rather have Indian food because it’s got a little more soul to it at least. This literally looks like ingredients that were in a bowl that was just dumped on top of bread and then baked. now that doesn’t mean the taste isn’t bad so I’ll give you that
Indelible85
That isn’t a pizza and it is an abomination English breakfast.
theoniongoat
Lol, at least it made me laugh. Most outrageous idea I’ve seen yet, making shitty British food transcend international borders.
LazyOldCat
I’m pretty lenient on pizza here, but I’m pulling a Red Card on this one, this is an uncooked/overcooked nightmare abomination of a Full English AND a pizza crime.
Weak_Guest5482
This is what the food scraps bin looks like next to my dishwasher at work.
DIJames6
We need to go back to war with Britain..
SoaringDingus
Wtf are those cancerous tonsil stone looking things in the bottom right? This is a war crime, and I enjoy a good English.
TimothyCNorris
mystedragon
actual slop
OptimusGrime707
I tapped the image and immediately frowned
Halomaestro
If it was done with any care at all it may have had a chance of being good and maybe even looking good, however this looks like someone tipped several plates of English breakfast on top of a pizza. 0/10 for effort, which will undoubtedly affect its taste score
Vehemently upset
chuckinalicious543
Ah yes, the ol’ “put a bunch of shit on tomato sauce and dough and call it “pizza”” gambit
Gentle_method
M-ABaldelli
This isn’t a Full English Pizza.
This is what happens when the chef is having a nervous breakdown in the middle of picking all the ingredients to make it. And then it’s thrown together as they’re packing the chef into the car for a quick trip to the local asylum.
Idk what this is but it’s not fit for consumption by anyone
ninjab33z
A full english pizza can work smattering of scrambled egg, sausage, bacon bits, black putting, mushrooms, and a tomato base. This… is an abomination.
Arawn-Annwn
is…is there a pizza underneath that pile?
helloholder
I thought it was one of those Louisiana big pot of boiled bull shit.
Big_Brutha87
I can’t even recognize how this is supposed to be pizza.
Tenshiijin
Id rather just have all that stuff sperated and then eat it. Like..can i have a cheese pizza and then some sausage and eggs and hash browns on a separate plate?
officialCobraTrooper
Yeah, we all agree whatever this is ain’t pizza, and it ain’t edible. If you ate any of that, I would seriously worry about your health and safety.
davidfeuer
What are those brownish blobs around the mushrooms? Is that the cheese?
Internal_Gur_4268
Looks kinda bad but I’d eat it. (Squints and looks at sub name) oh… that’s a pizza?
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I do love a full English…
🤢🤮🤮
Worst one I’ve seen on here yet
Just when you think Brazil is the worst, Britain comes for the crown
Definitely no as a pizza. And no as a breakfast too. What the hell is all that?
1 count of pizza dumping
3 counts of inappropriate toppings
1 count of pizza disrespect in the 1st degree
All corresponding counts of taste will be tried separately in pizza civil court.
And it looks like this before you excrete it.
Just no. Awful.
those eggs look way overcooked. I’d say that charred shit looks overcooked too but idk what the fuck it’s supposed to be
That is not a breakfast pizza
This is truly one of the most grotesque looking “meals” I’ve ever seen.
Yeah, this is a crime, on top of me personally thinking English food is some of the most boring stuff on the planet and I’d rather have Indian food because it’s got a little more soul to it at least. This literally looks like ingredients that were in a bowl that was just dumped on top of bread and then baked. now that doesn’t mean the taste isn’t bad so I’ll give you that
That isn’t a pizza and it is an abomination English breakfast.
Lol, at least it made me laugh. Most outrageous idea I’ve seen yet, making shitty British food transcend international borders.
I’m pretty lenient on pizza here, but I’m pulling a Red Card on this one, this is an uncooked/overcooked nightmare abomination of a Full English AND a pizza crime.
This is what the food scraps bin looks like next to my dishwasher at work.
We need to go back to war with Britain..
Wtf are those cancerous tonsil stone looking things in the bottom right? This is a war crime, and I enjoy a good English.
actual slop
I tapped the image and immediately frowned
If it was done with any care at all it may have had a chance of being good and maybe even looking good, however this looks like someone tipped several plates of English breakfast on top of a pizza. 0/10 for effort, which will undoubtedly affect its taste score
Vehemently upset
Ah yes, the ol’ “put a bunch of shit on tomato sauce and dough and call it “pizza”” gambit
This isn’t a Full English Pizza.
This is what happens when the chef is having a nervous breakdown in the middle of picking all the ingredients to make it. And then it’s thrown together as they’re packing the chef into the car for a quick trip to the local asylum.
Garbage plate.
https://i.redd.it/b8leup8gc1pf1.gif
They didn’t even try
They just intentionally made this look like shit.
Idk what this is but it’s not fit for consumption by anyone
A full english pizza can work smattering of scrambled egg, sausage, bacon bits, black putting, mushrooms, and a tomato base. This… is an abomination.
is…is there a pizza underneath that pile?
I thought it was one of those Louisiana big pot of boiled bull shit.
I can’t even recognize how this is supposed to be pizza.
Id rather just have all that stuff sperated and then eat it. Like..can i have a cheese pizza and then some sausage and eggs and hash browns on a separate plate?
Yeah, we all agree whatever this is ain’t pizza, and it ain’t edible. If you ate any of that, I would seriously worry about your health and safety.
What are those brownish blobs around the mushrooms? Is that the cheese?
Looks kinda bad but I’d eat it. (Squints and looks at sub name) oh… that’s a pizza?