Charcuterie vs Antipasto?! What side of the debate are you taking??

Hey, how are you? Good. Joe, I got a shakuderie for you. Oh, an antiplasto tray. No, shakurerie. Boy, get the hell out of here. It’s an antiplasto tray. What’s it called? The fab porm. No, fromage. Oh my strike, too. Get out of here, you two. The perfect Father’s Day antiplasta available through Fab Formage. Hit them up on the DM. All orders in by June 13th. If you place the orders through them, you can pick up at Mario’s meets on Father’s Day morning. They use nothing but the best. None of that Mickey Mouse All imported from Italy. And everything is bought at Marios. We got the imported cheeses and all the imported meats. Let me tell you. Hold. What are you doing? That’s for my house. Get out of here. Great.