Would you eat this or give it to the underground mole people?
Choice Bone-in rib steak from Wild Fork, seared over lump charcoal in the Weber kettle.
Question is- would you eat this, or leave it out for the mole people that emerge from the ground at midnight during harvest time?
by pumpupthevaluum
27 Comments
Roux_My_Burgundy
Looks better than a lot of the slop I see paraded around here. Why would anyone let the mole people nibble on your juicy meat?
Significant_Row9068
im the underground mole people. give it to me.
Apart-Patience9957
id split it with them because it looks so good i want them to also experience it
LordBeats11
I’ll help you out with that, please don’t waste it on the mole people!
Remarkable_Lack_7741
mole people never ate this good
_Infinite_Love
What? What mole people? This is a delicious and beautiful looking steak. Why leave it for the earth demons who peel your flesh back in the night and spread their waste fat under your skin?
bbaize22
my favorite
RobinaBear
That looks so enjoyable!
TipWhich9952
Id eat it. Just a little burnt on the outside
MagazineDelicious151
Those soul suckers don’t deserve this kind of deliciousness.
I’d eat it, and come back for seconds. Also I’d take that Bob Kramer knife off your hands too!
socaljoe42
Let’s eat.
FistofDiplomacy
Power to the underground Mole people, #Fight!
Relevant-Adagio-4778
A bit overdone but I’d probably eat it.
sh0werh3ad
smash it
cKGunslinger
I’d use it to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. The eat it with a nice Cabernet.
mebunghole
Mangia
CarLarge4432
It’s burnt but self justification the worst drug known to man will have people eating this shit
shamanayerhart
Am I eating steak wrong as a 40 year old man? Why must every post on this sub slice in strips? Is it so wrong that I want to take that steak and have my way with it, with two bare hands and a pillow of paper towels on my chest and lap and just… RRREEEERRRRRRR. And the then I would have my way with the bone, sinews flossing my teeth with abandon like a plowhorse in a case of oats.
My god, I think I am lost. Let my epitaph read “He was tempted by the ambrosia of the meat grail. He was weak and such was his undoing.”
Fuck me cunt that looks tasty.
imthisguymike
The first picture reminds me of the Millennium Falcon 🤣
27 Comments
Looks better than a lot of the slop I see paraded around here. Why would anyone let the mole people nibble on your juicy meat?
im the underground mole people. give it to me.
id split it with them because it looks so good i want them to also experience it
I’ll help you out with that, please don’t waste it on the mole people!
mole people never ate this good
What? What mole people? This is a delicious and beautiful looking steak. Why leave it for the earth demons who peel your flesh back in the night and spread their waste fat under your skin?
my favorite
That looks so enjoyable!
Id eat it. Just a little burnt on the outside
Those soul suckers don’t deserve this kind of deliciousness.
https://preview.redd.it/oo7304l4f8pf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f99509886c730ac1f35c11489692637583712d3
I’d eat it, and come back for seconds.
Also I’d take that Bob Kramer knife off your hands too!
Let’s eat.
Power to the underground Mole people, #Fight!
A bit overdone but I’d probably eat it.
smash it
I’d use it to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. The eat it with a nice Cabernet.
Mangia
It’s burnt but self justification the worst drug known to man will have people eating this shit
Am I eating steak wrong as a 40 year old man? Why must every post on this sub slice in strips? Is it so wrong that I want to take that steak and have my way with it, with two bare hands and a pillow of paper towels on my chest and lap and just… RRREEEERRRRRRR. And the then I would have my way with the bone, sinews flossing my teeth with abandon like a plowhorse in a case of oats.
My god, I think I am lost. Let my epitaph read “He was tempted by the ambrosia of the meat grail. He was weak and such was his undoing.”
Fuck me cunt that looks tasty.
The first picture reminds me of the Millennium Falcon 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/7230vwdei8pf1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5ed83ca3d7cc39906bc34eabc0be553b965596
B-Eat it!
Both. Why can’t we share nowadays?
Looks good to me. I didn’t realize moles ate steak lol
Looks fine, looks like you got a hot spot but doesn’t ruin it… practice steaks 🥩
I would eat it like a caveman!
A bit overcooked, looks Med Rare. But I would still eat all of it.