California chef suspected in 3 bank robberies in single day

by behemuthm

21 Comments

  1. tenehemia

    >When asked his reason for robbing the bank, he took a moment before saying, “S**t happens.”  

    He’s not wrong.

  2. Doppelthedh

    I know delivery fees are getting ridiculous but come on

  3. Different-Bag-8217

    Wouldn’t have done it if he was paid properly in the first place… hahahah

  4. FlakyLion5449

    Cooking up some trouble can be a recipe for disaster.

  5. CuriousEglatarian

    Only chefs have enough hustle to rob THREE places in a day.

  6. Phoenixpizzaiolo21

    Looks like chef was a little short on dough!!!

    I’ll see myself out

  7. I only rob gluten-free organic and artisanal small-batch banks.

  8. elchinolocotoo

    You got time to lean, you got time to..rob banks?

  9. plantain_tent_pesos

    Just after 12pm? Who the fuck was sitting in the office while the line drowned in tickets?

  10. RepresentativeNo3365

    Nice, how do I get in on that action

  11. CaineRexEverything

    Hope it was his day off because three bank jobs in one day? No way did that motherfucker do all his prep.

  12. Canard427

    New guy: “That’s not how we robbed banks at my last place” 

  13. CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

    That’s where my pastry chef was all shift! I thought they were just doing coke in the bathroom like usual

  14. EmergencyLavishness1

    Why even bother trying to rob a bank now?

    Every time I go to one to take out cash(more than 1k), I’m told I need to make an appointment because they no longer hold * get this * such large amounts of cash.

    Better of going to a vape store or barbers

  15. AdventurousAbility30

    It wasn’t even his first time. He was already caught robbing a bank ten years ago