Ordered a breakfast patty melt, was given this monstrosity
Damn near a half loaf of bread with a burger patty in the middle, with egg and bacon on top of the sandwich instead of IN it.
by NovaLakeMO
24 Comments
snizzrizz
Thank you for bringing us some actual stupid food. This is great
phatbeatz2152
I can see myself becoming progressively more frustrated as I attempt to eat this… perfect!
Hatzue
Good gracious. . look at the size of it
ecosynchronous
Even with you describing it, it’s hard for my eyes to parse what the hell is going on here.
JasoniPepperoni
I feel like this is what Frankenstein would eat
WonkyWalkingWizard
I hate it when the bread doesn’t even remotely match the shape of the ingredients.
The bacon and egg on top just seems like rage bait though
ConnectionThese713
That bread is ridiculously thick for a sandwich. Stuff on the sandwich does frustrate me, but sometimes it’s acceptable when it’s thin and you’re supposed to eat the thing with knife and fork. This thing would be impossible to eat without making a mess (or you can just disassemble it and eat each part separately, which defeats the purpose of a sandwich)
NeonSuperNovas
Looks like something you throw together at home when you’re hungry, but don’t have anything that goes together.
Original-Alfalfa4406
Hahaa wtf where was this?
Chemical-Cat
I see nothing wrong with the ingredients themselves (I love a thick texas toast/sourdough sandwich), but yeah why not put the egg and bacon inside lmao
HelpfulName
I honestly would have sent it back as inedible because how TF are you even supposed to eat that?
TruthPaste_01
It isn’t even melted 😒
youbeyouboo
Shouldn’t there be sautéed onion too? If it’s a patty melt?
ElectricPenguin6712
Poor design but looks good though
SegaStan
Would
FireflyOfDoom87
Who doesn’t want to violently cut up their mouth before choking to death on the same dry sandwich?!
Role-Fine
If the bread was French toast I would eat the sht outta that
kaijinzen
Would
p33p33p00p0042069
Inside out and upside down marvelous
Visible-Sound-8559
It’s like an AI prompt come to life with all the weird proportions and things just blending together in an unnatural way.
HeligKo
Why is the egg and bacon on the outside? That’s not how sandwiches work.
abirizky
You know what, it looks stupid, probably isn’t healthy at all with all the cholesterol, but I would indulge in something like this every once in a while
TrisketYums
Honestly it looks good just take the top piece of bread off and move the egg down if care so much 🤷♂️
Creoda
I hope you got a discount for having to assemble it yourself.
24 Comments
Thank you for bringing us some actual stupid food. This is great
I can see myself becoming progressively more frustrated as I attempt to eat this… perfect!
Good gracious. . look at the size of it
Even with you describing it, it’s hard for my eyes to parse what the hell is going on here.
I feel like this is what Frankenstein would eat
I hate it when the bread doesn’t even remotely match the shape of the ingredients.
The bacon and egg on top just seems like rage bait though
That bread is ridiculously thick for a sandwich. Stuff on the sandwich does frustrate me, but sometimes it’s acceptable when it’s thin and you’re supposed to eat the thing with knife and fork. This thing would be impossible to eat without making a mess (or you can just disassemble it and eat each part separately, which defeats the purpose of a sandwich)
Looks like something you throw together at home when you’re hungry, but don’t have anything that goes together.
Hahaa wtf where was this?
I see nothing wrong with the ingredients themselves (I love a thick texas toast/sourdough sandwich), but yeah why not put the egg and bacon inside lmao
I honestly would have sent it back as inedible because how TF are you even supposed to eat that?
It isn’t even melted 😒
Shouldn’t there be sautéed onion too? If it’s a patty melt?
Poor design but looks good though
Would
Who doesn’t want to violently cut up their mouth before choking to death on the same dry sandwich?!
If the bread was French toast I would eat the sht outta that
Would
Inside out and upside down marvelous
It’s like an AI prompt come to life with all the weird proportions and things just blending together in an unnatural way.
Why is the egg and bacon on the outside? That’s not how sandwiches work.
You know what, it looks stupid, probably isn’t healthy at all with all the cholesterol, but I would indulge in something like this every once in a while
Honestly it looks good just take the top piece of bread off and move the egg down if care so much 🤷♂️
I hope you got a discount for having to assemble it yourself.