I would argue that there is no crime here. The pizza is made of standard toppings, there’s no indication that the pizza was mishandled or mistreated, the fact that the pizza is in an unorthodox shape shouldn’t prevent anyone from enjoying a piece. Pizzas come in all sorts of shapes: circle square heart, etc.
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Is that black licorice?
I would argue that there is no crime here. The pizza is made of standard toppings, there’s no indication that the pizza was mishandled or mistreated, the fact that the pizza is in an unorthodox shape shouldn’t prevent anyone from enjoying a piece. Pizzas come in all sorts of shapes: circle square heart, etc.
I motion for an acquittal.