no cheese is the diabolical part. there’s nothing keeping the toppings from falling off
CapTexAmerica
This is a poorly designed sandwich and not a pizza.
The crime here is in semantics – this ain’t a pie.
Chemical_Pizza_3901
Honestly, would smash if the bread is good, but that’s an open-faced sandwich, not a pizza.
Ismellpu
In what world is this a pizza?
Effective-Ad-5842
Pizza? Where is it?
tiffany_says_this
I don’t hate it 🤷♀️
Pizzaleader2
Ohhh this looks good
I_heart_pooping
Not a pizza. A poor attempt at a cubano
kracklinoats
It’s a crime only if it was billed as a pizza. Looks too dry tho
in1gom0ntoya
this isn’t pizza… even remotely
Bulkestbogan
You are a wanted man in any culture
Should’ve added pineapple for balance
It is truly revolting this picture
Whatamidoinglatley
Not a pizza. I can’t even see any cheese.
oldbutnotmad
Wrong jurisdiction.
lskerlkse
hamless and cheeseless cuban on dry empanada crust
fix it jesus
midwest_elder
I could see this working, but it takes more, you need american provalone over the mustard under the other toppings like domino’s philly to make a cheesy mustardy sauce. then you need regular ham, and top it with some shredded swiss. now youve got a decent cubano pizza.
Lepke2011
Is this a pizza crime, or a pregnancy crime?
DGentPR
Not pizza, not a crime
dzan796ero
Naming crime
Dicky_Penisburg
Overdone and dry
0BlackDragon
Fold that shit over and consume!!! Misdemeanor reduced to a warning.
Warning Citation: not being properly prepared to make a pork sandwich.
DIJames6
Not a pizza.. Still wouldn’t touch it tho..
Pitiful_Palpitation9
Where is the ham, Swiss and mustard?
Gtraz68
Not pizza. Smash.
adamosity1
But here’s the thing: barbecue pizza in Memphis is outstanding with pulled pork and barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce!
originalmango
Looks gross, betcha it’s delicious.
The_Mutton_Man
Lol that isn’t a pizza
HabeQuiddam
That’s not even pizza it’s just an open faced sandwich.
GayAssBeagle
Pour some cheese sauce on it and bake it again , let’s go all the way dammit
Ok-Following1123
I don’t even fucking know that this is a pizza.
Afrodawg08
Im sure that _tastes_ great
Fog_Juice
No cheese or pizza sauce. This isn’t even pizza
Fabulous_Hand2314
sauceless? This does not even fall under the pizza jurisdiction.
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no cheese is the diabolical part. there’s nothing keeping the toppings from falling off
This is a poorly designed sandwich and not a pizza.
The crime here is in semantics – this ain’t a pie.
Honestly, would smash if the bread is good, but that’s an open-faced sandwich, not a pizza.
In what world is this a pizza?
Pizza? Where is it?
I don’t hate it 🤷♀️
Ohhh this looks good
Not a pizza. A poor attempt at a cubano
It’s a crime only if it was billed as a pizza. Looks too dry tho
this isn’t pizza… even remotely
You are a wanted man in any culture
Should’ve added pineapple for balance
It is truly revolting this picture
Not a pizza. I can’t even see any cheese.
Wrong jurisdiction.
hamless and cheeseless cuban on dry empanada crust
fix it jesus
I could see this working, but it takes more, you need american provalone over the mustard under the other toppings like domino’s philly to make a cheesy mustardy sauce. then you need regular ham, and top it with some shredded swiss. now youve got a decent cubano pizza.
Is this a pizza crime, or a pregnancy crime?
Not pizza, not a crime
Naming crime
Overdone and dry
Fold that shit over and consume!!! Misdemeanor reduced to a warning.
Warning Citation: not being properly prepared to make a pork sandwich.
Not a pizza.. Still wouldn’t touch it tho..
Where is the ham, Swiss and mustard?
Not pizza. Smash.
But here’s the thing: barbecue pizza in Memphis is outstanding with pulled pork and barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce!
Looks gross, betcha it’s delicious.
Lol that isn’t a pizza
That’s not even pizza it’s just an open faced sandwich.
Pour some cheese sauce on it and bake it again , let’s go all the way dammit
I don’t even fucking know that this is a pizza.
Im sure that _tastes_ great
No cheese or pizza sauce. This isn’t even pizza
sauceless?
This does not even fall under the pizza jurisdiction.
Calling that a pizza is crime adjacent.
Death.
Needs swiss cheese and you are good to go