Whole lotta nothin



by Dee___Snuts

36 Comments

  1. Karzakkan

    I would be pissed off to have this guy next to me. Just let him dance away from the table since that’s what he is doing anyway. Serving in this sloppy, silly way has no purpose.

  2. GonnaBreakIt

    Is he going to do that for every slice? It’ll take an hour to finish “preparing” that “sandwich”.

  3. DisownedDisconnect

    Bring back Kitchen Nightmares but instead of run down restaurants, Gordon Ramsay hits up places where they do an interpretative dance while serving your food so he’s constantly just

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  4. Reposting one of the top posts of this subreddit. Nice 👍🏼

  5. Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

    Marky Mark not even springing for the gold toppings and dwarf performer.

  6. Alone-Struggle-8056

    Shit looks fire. The issue is that the service is too pretentious.

  7. __Milk_Drinker__

    All of this extra flourishing pisses me off way more than it should lol. If I ever got subjected to this BS in a restaurant I’d immediately walk the fuck out without explanation.

  8. Edvanlupus

    I think if you pay for stupid food you are stupid too. Sorry Mark.

  9. NfamousKaye

    The mask below the nose is just irritating me. Wear it properly!

  10. goblinhands000

    Petition to stop showing these. Enough chopping up good food. ShowmanAnas can’t show anyone shit other than how to destroy their food bro.

  11. yokozunahoshoryu

    So, its rude to play with your food at the table, but when the waiter plays with your food at the table, it’s haute cuisine?

  12. alistofthingsIhate

    I don’t even like Mark Wahlberg but I’m with him on this

  13. moar_bubbline

    Yeah, please don’t wave a knife in front of my face like an epileptic badger

  14. super_poo_brain

    You can tell he loves playing with his n others food

  15. Sandi_Griffin

    The urge to just shove him out of the way would be overwhelming 

  16. Resident_Layer1700

    Damn he destroyed the piece throwing it up like that it’s a delicate dessert not supposed to be mangled this way lol

  17. schepersroy

    Okay. And now you may fuck off and let me eat. Thank you.

  18. Careful, you keep hitting mark with random bullshit from whatever that is and he’ll beat you blind 

  19. Putrid-Builder-3333

    I’d take hold of that cheese or cream cheese brick and start chomping on it like a savage. Since waiter wants to have foreplay wjth my actual meal.

    No tip. Because he didn’t invite me

  20. ImtheDude27

    I am so tired of this whole “SaltBae” exhibition crap. Just give me my food. Stop being a raging douchecanoe thinking you look cool. Nothing in this video is entertaining. Definitely a fitting video for the sub though.