I would be pissed off to have this guy next to me. Just let him dance away from the table since that’s what he is doing anyway. Serving in this sloppy, silly way has no purpose.
notatechnicianyo
Is that… is that Mark Wahlberg?
GonnaBreakIt
Is he going to do that for every slice? It’ll take an hour to finish “preparing” that “sandwich”.
DisownedDisconnect
Bring back Kitchen Nightmares but instead of run down restaurants, Gordon Ramsay hits up places where they do an interpretative dance while serving your food so he’s constantly just

URGAMESUX
Say hello to your mother for me.
pclamer
Reposting one of the top posts of this subreddit. Nice 👍🏼
Joshua_ABBACAB_1312
Marky Mark not even springing for the gold toppings and dwarf performer.
rhysbreezy
Put it on the plate and fuck off!
Alone-Struggle-8056
Shit looks fire. The issue is that the service is too pretentious.
fakemailbakemail
Is that Mark Wahlberg?
__Milk_Drinker__
All of this extra flourishing pisses me off way more than it should lol. If I ever got subjected to this BS in a restaurant I’d immediately walk the fuck out without explanation.
ohdearnia
Mark wants to commit another hate crime
CaptWrath

theghostsofvegas
That’s not how a mask works.
chibi2537
What? No.
Edvanlupus
I think if you pay for stupid food you are stupid too. Sorry Mark.
NfamousKaye
The mask below the nose is just irritating me. Wear it properly!
jerry111165
Dumb
Trickypedia
Rage baiting your customers.
goblinhands000
Petition to stop showing these. Enough chopping up good food. ShowmanAnas can’t show anyone shit other than how to destroy their food bro.
Zealousideal-Swing44

yokozunahoshoryu
So, its rude to play with your food at the table, but when the waiter plays with your food at the table, it’s haute cuisine?
alistofthingsIhate
I don’t even like Mark Wahlberg but I’m with him on this
MattyDoubleD
Is that place Salt Bae’s Nusret ?
SlicKilled
Marky Mark is the Mark.
moar_bubbline
Yeah, please don’t wave a knife in front of my face like an epileptic badger
super_poo_brain
You can tell he loves playing with his n others food
Sandi_Griffin
The urge to just shove him out of the way would be overwhelming
Aserisk
put the cream in the baklava and fuck off
Idefkbud
Marky mark looks impressed
Resident_Layer1700
Damn he destroyed the piece throwing it up like that it’s a delicate dessert not supposed to be mangled this way lol
schepersroy
Okay. And now you may fuck off and let me eat. Thank you.
Treyen
Careful, you keep hitting mark with random bullshit from whatever that is and he’ll beat you blind
Putrid-Builder-3333
I’d take hold of that cheese or cream cheese brick and start chomping on it like a savage. Since waiter wants to have foreplay wjth my actual meal.
No tip. Because he didn’t invite me
ImtheDude27
I am so tired of this whole “SaltBae” exhibition crap. Just give me my food. Stop being a raging douchecanoe thinking you look cool. Nothing in this video is entertaining. Definitely a fitting video for the sub though.
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My mom, when I wouldn’t eat as a baby:
I would be pissed off to have this guy next to me. Just let him dance away from the table since that’s what he is doing anyway. Serving in this sloppy, silly way has no purpose.
Is that… is that Mark Wahlberg?
Is he going to do that for every slice? It’ll take an hour to finish “preparing” that “sandwich”.
Bring back Kitchen Nightmares but instead of run down restaurants, Gordon Ramsay hits up places where they do an interpretative dance while serving your food so he’s constantly just

Say hello to your mother for me.
Reposting one of the top posts of this subreddit. Nice 👍🏼
Marky Mark not even springing for the gold toppings and dwarf performer.
Put it on the plate and fuck off!
Shit looks fire. The issue is that the service is too pretentious.
Is that Mark Wahlberg?
All of this extra flourishing pisses me off way more than it should lol. If I ever got subjected to this BS in a restaurant I’d immediately walk the fuck out without explanation.
Mark wants to commit another hate crime

That’s not how a mask works.
What? No.
I think if you pay for stupid food you are stupid too. Sorry Mark.
The mask below the nose is just irritating me. Wear it properly!
Dumb
Rage baiting your customers.
Petition to stop showing these. Enough chopping up good food. ShowmanAnas can’t show anyone shit other than how to destroy their food bro.

So, its rude to play with your food at the table, but when the waiter plays with your food at the table, it’s haute cuisine?
I don’t even like Mark Wahlberg but I’m with him on this
Is that place Salt Bae’s Nusret ?
Marky Mark is the Mark.
Yeah, please don’t wave a knife in front of my face like an epileptic badger
You can tell he loves playing with his n others food
The urge to just shove him out of the way would be overwhelming
put the cream in the baklava and fuck off
Marky mark looks impressed
Damn he destroyed the piece throwing it up like that it’s a delicate dessert not supposed to be mangled this way lol
Okay. And now you may fuck off and let me eat. Thank you.
Careful, you keep hitting mark with random bullshit from whatever that is and he’ll beat you blind
I’d take hold of that cheese or cream cheese brick and start chomping on it like a savage. Since waiter wants to have foreplay wjth my actual meal.
No tip. Because he didn’t invite me
I am so tired of this whole “SaltBae” exhibition crap. Just give me my food. Stop being a raging douchecanoe thinking you look cool. Nothing in this video is entertaining. Definitely a fitting video for the sub though.